Yahoo – Santos Laguna defender Felipe Baloy is more than happy to pose with fans of all ages, even if he just stopped off to buy the newest issue of Playboy. And when a young fan in Velcro shoes and a full Santos kit wanted a picture with Baloy, the Panamanian international kindly knelt down, smiled and accidentally held his transparent bag containing the Playboy in for the picture.

I have no fucking clue who this guy is. But what type of chop shop puts a playboy in a clear bag like this? Always a solid bag. Always. It’s rule #1 of buying smut magazines. And speaking of smut mags what type of maniac buys a playboy nowadays anyways? Like how fucked in the head do you have to be to do that? What do they not have the Internet in whatever 3rd world country this guy plays soccer in? I mean with all the porn sites out there you want to look at photoshopped naked chicks? Boorrrrrinnngggg. Penetration or go home. It’s that simple.