Soccer Pussy Gets Picture Take With Little Boy And His Playbody Magazine
Yahoo – Santos Laguna defender Felipe Baloy is more than happy to pose with fans of all ages, even if he just stopped off to buy the newest issue of Playboy. And when a young fan in Velcro shoes and a full Santos kit wanted a picture with Baloy, the Panamanian international kindly knelt down, smiled and accidentally held his transparent bag containing the Playboy in for the picture.
I have no fucking clue who this guy is. But what type of chop shop puts a playboy in a clear bag like this? Always a solid bag. Always. It’s rule #1 of buying smut magazines. And speaking of smut mags what type of maniac buys a playboy nowadays anyways? Like how fucked in the head do you have to be to do that? What do they not have the Internet in whatever 3rd world country this guy plays soccer in? I mean with all the porn sites out there you want to look at photoshopped naked chicks? Boorrrrrinnngggg. Penetration or go home. It’s that simple.
Maybe he just reads the articles?
playbody? really?
red card
he likes the articles ( i already had this typed – damn you dooBAH)
“Penetration or go home”. New shirt perhaps?
Hi, my name is David Portnoy and when I am having a lazy blogging day, I will just spell one word wrong in my headline to incite comments and pageviews. Well done asshole.
Am i a time traveler? wtf
At least we can be fairly certain he’s not a kiddie toucher…
hardo blog
Maybe his girlfriend is in the article or he’s perusing the pages looking for a future girlfriend
come on Pres. You are trying way too hard to come across stupid. Try not making it blatantly obvious. That is like you walking into a party and telling everyone that you think your ears are too big when they are all staring at that toucan beak hanging off of your face.
Looks like there could be a couple in there. The bag looks heavy.
Blacks.
This is the MIST SHOCKING thing I have ever seen on barstool. Do they really still publish playboy? Or is this picture 8 years old?
this dude needs to take a page from tyler seguin’s book. seriously, it’s like three days later, and i’m still ENRAGED that he’s probably banging that ciara price chick. like good for him, but i’m lying if i tell you i’m not hating him a little for it. i know, i know, he’s a promising young pro athlete and i’m a 30-something shmoe….but still, it just ain’t fair, haha.
He plays in Mexico. That explains it I think.