LOS ANGELES – Paulina Gretzky’s 15 minutes appear to be officially over. Thank God! The modelling career the 24-year-old claimed she yearned for never happened. Neither did the singing career. No mainstream media has covered her, except as a running joke on the enfant terrible pictures she posts of herself, such as her spread eagle over two pals near a pool or, recently, giving a puppet in the shape of U.S. President Barack Obama the middle finger. It was exactly a year ago this week — on American Thanksgiving — that the off-spring of Canada’s greatest gentleman hockey hero, Wayne Gretzky, began making news. Although Gretzky’s Twitter followers doubled, then doubled again to about 200,000 followers a few months ago, the numbers are now stagnant. Paulina appears to have done nothing tangible to advance her career. She merely continues to post photos of herself in new revealing outfits. Her expression is always the same: She looks straight at the camera and does this odd puckering thing with her lips, which I suppose is meant as “come-hither” pout.
Gretzky has become the darling of a few sports blogs, like http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ where she was recently featured under the thoughtful headline, “Paulina Gretzy Signals the Official Beginning of Slutty Halloween Season.” American Thanksgiving is this Thursday and Wayne and Janet Gretzky typically celebrate it with their five children at their home in Westlake Village, Calif. Hopefully, more attention on the other Gretzky kids. Let’s not forget, baseball player Trevor Gretzky was drafted by the Chicago Cubs this year and Ty is a serious student at Arizona State University and a great golfer.

Paulina Gretzky’s 15 minutes of fame are over? Oh, no, no. I say when it’s over. We’re just beginning with Paulina Gretzky. She’s more popular than ever. And more importantly who is this Linda Massarella cunt and why does she care about Paulina Gretzky so much? Did Paulina fuck her husband or something? Like do you know how many chicks do the same exact thing Paulina does that go unnoticed? Billions. Yet as you say she’s the darling of Barstool Sports. And for some reason you felt compelled to write an article bashing her saying her 15 minutes of fame is up. Well to quote Reggie Jackson “fans don’t boo nobodies”.  You know how you can tell when somebody’s 15 minutes are up? People stop talking about them. They don’t have reporters write featured articles complaining about how they got famous for no reason. She wins you lose.  As long as she throws those titties around she’ll have a spot at Barstool Sports.

PS – How is it possible I’m the #1 defender of Paulina Gretzky and the one who launched her to fame and she still has never acknowledged us?  This hard to get routine is such a freaking turn on I can’t stand it.