So the good news is that Spartan Race is advertising with us again. The bad news is that means I got to run it again. Last year wasn’t the smoothest experience of all time as I tore my hamstring working out for it and then was forced to limp my way through it. On the bright side the race isn’t until August so I have plenty of time to train for it and that’s exactly what I plan on doing. No more joking around. No more trying to be Mr. Funny. I’m sick of everybody saying I’m a shitty athlete when I know I’m better than 92% of our readers so I’m gonna train my ass off this year Rocky style. And anybody who wants to bet me straight up I’ll gladly throttle.


Step up and challenge me at Spartan Race August 11th