Steven Seagal Wants To Fight Randy Couture No Rules, No Witnesses….
So I guess the back story here is somebody asked Randy Couture if he’d ever come out of retirement and he jokingly said only to fight Steven Seagal. Well somebody told Seagal what he said and in vintage Seagal form he took it dead serious and issued this response.
BJPenn.com - “I have to wonder what his intentions may have been in saying that. I always thought that Randy was my friend and a gentleman. I’m kind of confused why he would say that, but I’m here, anybody can find me any time and any place. If Randy really wants to fight me, he can fight me any time he wants” “It would be for free, and it would be some place where there are no witnesses. I’m hoping it wouldn’t get to that, and I don’t know why it would come about, but if that’s what he wants, he can get it any time he wants.” “I don’t play by the rules. I’m sure one person will walk out. I’m a man of honor. I’m a gentleman, but I am a warrior, and if he needs to find me, he knows where to find me.”
I got to be honest. I’d probably pay 1,000 bucks to watch this fight on pay per view. That’s how bad I want to seecSteven Seagal fight somebody in real life. And I think I’d be rooting for him too. Like nobody wants his death chops and shit to be real more than me. I have no problem with it being a no rules fight either. After all it’s not a real Seagal fight till somebody has been thrown through a mirror a couple time and he’s used his leather jacket as a lethal weapon. But we need witnesses. Absolutely need witnesses. This has to happen. I need it to happen.
If this fight doesn’t happen people need to be fired. Id also pay to watch him fight you.
besides being a prostitute, does anyone know what elpres’ wife does for a living?
i wish i had pres’s schnozz so i could get a whiff of renee’s snatch from here
Lets see! Someone who actually fights really tough guys in an octogon and held a title vs a guy with dyed hair, not a muscle on his body and makes movies pretending to beat people up. Hmm I wonder who would win?
“That was for my wife! Fuck you and die!”-Steven Seagal aka Mason Storm in “Hard to Kill”
All of a sudden, a naked chick pops out of a cake…
I would like to see the presidents of Krylon and Rustoleum fight for the right to spraypaint Seagal’s dome.
Remember that time Steven Seagal drove a police tank through the side of someone’s house in Jefferson Parish to arrest him for DUIs? No Rules, all Seagal. It’s a tragedy his show was cancelled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTi0A3BF0i4
@bossmanhoss, i highly doubt you need a jewish nose to smell that putrid snatch
If the fight is over a 6 foot sandwich, Seagal is peerless.
SeagAl would destroy this punk UFC people are all posers
“Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?”
- Gino, Out for Justice
I bet this guy can’t do 10 pushups.
I just picture Seagal poking Randy Couture with his cane from his rascal scooter.
Sensai Segal does not take you humour lightly, do you think you’re above the law ?, please remember I’m a dangerous man and very hard to kill
I’d pay $1000 to see a rematch with Sticks
last time seagal was in a real fight he shit himself. wilburham does the troll routine ever get old? keep that shit on the neil blogs bro
I dunno, everyone remembers how well James Toney did against Randy, few more things went his way and he had it. Segal would be right in there
“it would be some place where there are no witnesses. I’m hoping it wouldn’t get to that,” – he’s lying
Love to see him break both of Couture arms, 1. Kicking it if half, 2. Folding it over his shoulder.
“you can take that to the bank, the blood bank”
The permanent damage to Randy Couture’s face would be the only witness the world needs.
“He knows where to find me. On Tuesdays usually at Panda Express for all-you-can-eat night… Wednesdays is all about the Dennys Grand Slam… Thursdays….”
“Anybody know who did Bobby Lupo” Seagull is a fucking clown,Couture is a trained fight assasin not a faggot cop with a beret,Fuck you Mason Storm!!
Steven Seagal Moments….This guy is a fucking ass clown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=At_cc9yJgbU#!
The only Mason Storm I know is a MILF who does porn. Fuck you Mason Storm indeed.
Black people are bad.
I would pay $1000 dollars for a pic of the first ladies taint.
segal in a landslide. he’s got couture by 2oolbs easy
How has no one even mentioned Chuck Norris???
Has to be a death match,winner take all!
“I’m just a cook” – Under Seige
Where’d Neil go? You finally can that lazy piece of shit writer?