Study Says The Cure For Morning Sickness Is Giving Head
ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list. According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy. Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting. Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body. Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.
Can I get a standing ovation for Gordon Gallup? Can I get a round of applause for quite possibly the most cockamamie scheme a man has ever created in the hopes of getting his dick sucked? I mean there is a 200% chance Dr. Gallup has a pregnant wife at home and hasn’t gotten his dick wet in like 10 years.
This is the most elaborate scam I’ve ever heard in my life. Your body is rejecting the foreign semen so the cure is to swallow as much semen as you possibly can so you just get used to it. Your body won’t stop rejecting my semen until you just overwhelm it with so much cum your body starts to like it. As a matter of fact my dick spits magical juice that also cures wrinkles and cellulite. Anal sex helps you lose your pregnancy weight and the best way to fight post partum depression is to let your husband fuck other girls because then he’ll realize how much more he loves you and he’ll be so nice to you that you won’t be depressed.
But lets not get ahead of ourselves. You look a little queasy so get on your knees
Where the fuck was this survey when I needed it?
I don’t care if this is bullshit. The fact that Gordy came up with this theory is brilliant.
I heard that licking my balls will make a woman drop 10 pounds in 5 days.
Slow clap….This guy is on our team.
I don’t disagree this man is a pioneer, a hero, and an inspiration but…Wouldn’t the fact that you’re already raw dogging your wife trying to get her pregnant be equally as effective?
Where was this study 8 or so months ago? Wife’s due any moment…can this work on her? I hate to be the voice of reason. Guy gets an A for effort, but come on, women have morning sickness because of a surge of estrogen. No way a load of man seed it going to cure that. Again, A for effort.
big-up to gallup mans a fuckin hero
Real talj
Gallup you sly dog you!
at first glance this seems like an incredible feat for man. but if your wife is constantly drinking your man juice that means your fetus son is also drinking your cum. not sure i could look my son in the face knowing i repeatedly force fed him my sperm for breakfast.
” But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. ”
I’m imaging the look of confusion on Portnoy’s face after Renee still feels sick after she blows him.
Ha Doyle…good one! KFC…A+ blog just for using the word “cockamamie”.
hahahahahahaha doyle….gold.
How would Dr Gallup have a pregnant wife if he ‘hasnt gotten his dick wet in like 10 years’? Are you fucking retarded or something? That is a rhetorical question.
Hahahah Doyle that was fucking cold. Dougie good call I was dying when i read that
Is that Gordon Gallup or Gordon Einstein? I think they got the last name wrong.
A+ troll.
Also, agree with rexryanisafatty.
tr1d3nt +1
@DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack — The fact that we all know David Portnoy’s wife name and feel free to use it to insult them… must make poor Renee pissed off as hell. El Pres, how many nights a month do you sleep on the couch?