DM – Her romance with Conor Kennedy is still brand new, but when it comes to love Taylor Swift has never been one to take things slowly. And now the two could be neighbours, with the country singer reported to have purchased an oceanfront mansion neighbouring the Kennedy family compound in Massachusetts. Taylor spent an idyllic vacation in Cape Cod with her boyfriend and his family earlier this month, and returned there for a second time this weekend.She was so taken with the area that she went househunting. And with her fortune to spend the pretty 22-year-old soon found the perfect holiday home – a seven bedroom Colonial style mansion. The house overlooks Nantucket Sound and features a private beach and a separate guest house.


A couple weeks ago I talked about how Taylor Swift was dating 18 year old Conor Kennedy. I said that as much as I love Tswift and the Kennedy’s I think it’s kind of weird for her to date somebody 4 years younger at this point in her life.  Now we find out she just bought a 5 million dollar mansion across the street from the Kennedy compound.   Hmm.  Is this a power move, a fatal attraction move or both?   I mean even though this has nothing to do with Revenge it kind of has a Revenge feel to it right.  Instead of Amanda Clark buying a house in the Hamptons it’s Taylor Swift buying a house in the Cape.   The whole thing feels like a WB show I should be watching or something.  Beautiful country star falls for 18 year old son of most powerful family in America.  I’m pretty sure somebody is going to end up at the bottom of a lake and I want to be there when it happens.  That’s all I’m saying.

PS – Conor Kennedy is obviously a Stoolie right?  18 years bro living in MA?  AUTOMATIC stoolie.  Automatic.