Thank You To All Our Soldiers Kicking Ass Everywhere
Washpost - Even on Memorial Day, when the nation stops to honor and remember the fallen men and women in uniform who served in wars past and present, it is easy for the U.S. military to remain an abstraction. The troops toil at distant bases and fight far-away battles, becoming real to their fellow citizens mainly when they lug giant rucksacks through America’s airports at the beginning and end of their leaves
As a military reporter, I’ve had the chance to see them as they really are, in those odd moments between boredom and heroism, when they’re waiting for a helicopter, killing time on outposts or starting to bump down a road that may or may not be laden with explosives.
I witnessed one such snapshot last month, as I sat on one of the last U.S. helicopters preparing to fly into eastern Afghanistan’s violent Korengal Valley. American commanders were only a few weeks away from shutting down the base there, ending a bloody five-year stalemate with the Taliban.
It was just after 9 p.m., and streaks of lightning flashed against the black sky. Fifteen minutes passed. The copter was grounded. It was then that two of the soldiers from the 4th Brigade of the Army’s 4th Infantry Division launched into a profanity-laced argument over a burning question:
Is Connecticut in New England?
The first soldier gamely insisted that Connecticut couldn’t possibly be part of New England because everyone from Connecticut cheers for New York sports teams: the Giants, the Jets, the Mets, the Yankees, etc.
“Do you even [expletive] know where Connecticut is?” the other soldier demanded. “I mean, could you even find it on an [expletive] map?” The first soldier didn’t answer. It was pretty obvious to all that he couldn’t find Connecticut on an [expletive] map. Instead he reeled off the states that he thought were in New England: Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine and Rhode Island.
A third voice from the darkness suggested that Long Island is also in New England. But the first two soldiers — both from Boston — told him to shut up, because Long Island is definitely in New York, and New York is not on anybody’s New England list.
The lightning kept flashing. Still grounded. In about 90 minutes the moon would rise and illuminate the sky, making it far too easy for whoever shot the Chinook last time to hit it again.
The soldiers’ geography debate shifted to another topic: whether Brockton, Mass., is more dangerous than the Korengal Valley, where more than 40 U.S. troops had died over the past five years. One of the New England soldiers insisted that five of his relatives had been killed in Brockton, so he was pretty sure it was more dangerous than the Korengal.
This is my annual Memorial Day blog. Still one of my favorite blogs I’ve ever posted. Just a great story. So good that I vowed to post t it every Memorial Day for as long as the Stool is in business. Because the reporter is right. It’s real easy to forget all the troops serving abroad all over the world. But at the same time there is something comforting knowing that Boston guys are probably running the show in every platoon protecting our asses and just dominating shit. Because whatever nameless local soldier the author was referencing in this article is dead on. The Korengal Valley ain’t shit when you grew up in Brockton. So thank you to all our troops serving everywhere especially the New England ones. Hey Lebron…We coming for dat Ass!


Much respect to all military past and present!
JSB, really?
JSB, why so ritcheous? HQ Division, 1st Marines. Good day.
Not being righteous, just noting a significant difference between the two days, that often get melded together, while both groups deserve the distinct honor of serving and/or ultimate sacrifice.
And who was disrespecting that again? Im gna go ahead and pay tribute to all our brothers on both of these days? That cool wiff you bro? Good stuff, Prez.
Fix your comment section Prez. You shitball.
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Seems more appropriate for veterans day than memorial day…
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A big thank you to all who have served and sacrificed so that fuck-offs like all of us can enjoy the freedoms we have
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oh shit, JSB just dropped the hammer/trump card.
JSB, you attention whore. As a serving veteran (who obviously hasn’t made the ultimate sacrifice), Memorial Day is a much more important holiday and much more difficult. Remembering our friends/brothers who have made the ultimate sacrifice and facing the overwhelming guilt for not joining them, is far more somber than Veterans’ Day. When people call me up on Memorial Day I am thankful for their support.
If I die overseas, I hope that my memory isn’t marked with some bullshit parade or a fucking mattress sale. I hope, its marked with support for my comrades in anyway, be it a free meal at Applebee’s, a phone call from a friends, a blowjob, or even a blog on Barstool.
Side-note: Bostonians are always in charge of their platoon, always talk the most shit, do the most work, have the most respect and sport the best accents.
Veteran’s Day is November 11th, a tribute for those that have served on active duty for 90 days.
Memorial Day is today, a tribute to those that made the ultimate sacrifice in service to our country.
Explain how I’m an attention whore. I was simply explaining the distinct difference between these national holidays.
Yes, if you served, and I did or paid attention in social studies/history class, you would know the difference.
And because I’m sure you’ll ask..1/182nd Infantry..Alpha, Charlie, and Delta Company.
A big thank you to all who have served our politicians wishes and have liberated those that never knew they needed liberating! And you are welcome for the jobs program that is the US military!