That Chick Kara Alongi Who Fake Kidnapped Herself On Twitter Is Back Home Safe and Sound
CLARK — Kara Alongi, the 16-year-old high school student who became a global sensation when she disappeared after sending out a hoax tweet that she was in danger, was back safe in Clark today, according to Police Chief Alan Scherb. State Police found Alongi walking along the the side of the New Jersey Turnpike near Exit 1 in South Jersey at 4:30 p.m. Tuesday. She was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation. Though the teenager’s tweet raised concern among hundreds of thousands of Twitter users and triggered 6,000 calls to Clark police, authorities had no immediate comment about where Alongi had been while her parents, friends and police looked for her. On Sunday evening, Kara sent out her now-infamous tweet, saying “There is somone in my hour ecall 911,” which generated thousands of retweets and sparked a movement to #helpfindkara. Authorities have since said that Alongi was not in danger and skipped town on her own. She took a taxi to the Rahway train station, where she bought a ticket for a train bound to New York City’s Penn Station.
Listen I haven’t chimed in on this Kara Alongi story yet. Obviously this is the slut who fake tweeted that she got kidnapped and got 109K twitter followers because of it. Well I just can’t keep silent anymore. Is Twitter really not going to deactivate her account? They are letting her just fucking keep the 109K twitter followers? That’s so bush league I can’t even stand it. Bitch has a 70 Klout! This is blatant cheating. Hey I’ll fucking murder Neil for 5K twitter followers if I get to keep my twitter account. Not fake murder him. Really fucking kill him. Like if this is how Twitter wants to play it than this is how twitter wants to play it. New company memo…
Dear Stool All
Step it the fuck up. Our social media game sucks. This chick has 109K twitter followers. Marbles has 2 million. Start fake taking hostages, threatening to kill yourself, bomb threats, kidnapping yourself etc. Do something! We’re getting our dicks kicked in by a god damn 16 year old! A 16 year old! Let’s go! Make a play!
Pres


I will sign up for 100 twitter accounts and follow everyone on barstool if you fire niel and or fieghtlburg
Someone Natalie Holloway this bitch. It’s bad enough I have to deal with dead white girl fakelebrities, now I gotta deal with fake dead white girl fakelebrities. Someone cunt punch Nancy Grace for this.
they sure throw around the term “global sensation” loosely these days
Kneel’s already dead to us anyhow……………plan B ?
that chick sure does have a toothy grin.
someone should just legitimately kidnap this skank so she learns a lesson. just drop her off with neil, she’ll never cry wolf again. Plus no one will ever believe her if she tweets out she’s kipnaped again. its fool proof.
prez, don’t kill neil, you have way too much to lose. wait….nevermind….go for it
That’s a fine looking pussy she’s got there.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-neil-from-barstool
pretty sure twitter is the worst invention so far this century. just awful.
I would still bang her
ive never even heard of this “global sensation”
how would anyone believe it was real? Let me twitter to tell people to call 911 on my phone that i could call 911 on
Lost it at the murdering Neil line.. his universal hatred is astounding
I love how Jenna just dominates your life. Biggest fuck up of your life ha ha
whats up with that?
rcht2370 says at October 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm
how would anyone believe it was real?
Dear Stool All
Step it the fuck up. Our social media game sucks. This chick has 109K twitter followers. Marbles has 2 million. Start fake taking hostages, threatening to kill yourself, bomb threats, kidnapping yourself etc. Do something! We’re getting our dicks kicked in by a god damn 16 year old! A 16 year old! Let’s go! Make a play!
Pres
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That’s because you fucked up your site by posting Brady’s kid and lost all your credibility Prez. Don’t blame your members for your fuck up.
VincentVega FTW
thats the cornell masturbater
wow prez, you are one pathetic loser.
Stepped up and signed up for Jenna’s. Thanks Prez.