CLARKKara Alongi, the 16-year-old high school student who became a global sensation when she disappeared after sending out a hoax tweet that she was in danger, was back safe in Clark today, according to Police Chief Alan Scherb. State Police found Alongi walking along the the side of the New Jersey Turnpike near Exit 1 in South Jersey at 4:30 p.m. Tuesday. She was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation. Though the teenager’s tweet raised concern among hundreds of thousands of Twitter users and triggered 6,000 calls to Clark police, authorities had no immediate comment about where Alongi had been while her parents, friends and police looked for her. On Sunday evening, Kara sent out her now-infamous tweet, saying “There is somone in my hour ecall 911,” which generated thousands of retweets and sparked a movement to #helpfindkara. Authorities have since said that Alongi was not in danger and skipped town on her own. She took a taxi to the Rahway train station, where she bought a ticket for a train bound to New York City’s Penn Station.


Listen I haven’t chimed in on this Kara Alongi story yet. Obviously this is the slut who fake tweeted that she got kidnapped and got 109K twitter followers because of it. Well I just can’t keep silent anymore. Is Twitter really not going to deactivate her account? They are letting her just fucking keep the 109K twitter followers? That’s so bush league I can’t even stand it.  Bitch has a 70 Klout! This is blatant cheating. Hey I’ll fucking murder Neil for 5K twitter followers if I get to keep my twitter account. Not fake murder him. Really fucking kill him. Like if this is how Twitter wants to play it than this is how twitter wants to play it. New company memo…

Dear Stool All

Step it the fuck up. Our social media game sucks. This chick has 109K twitter followers. Marbles has 2 million. Start fake taking hostages, threatening to kill yourself, bomb threats, kidnapping yourself etc.  Do something!  We’re getting our dicks kicked in by a god damn 16 year old! A 16 year old! Let’s go! Make a play!