That Sam Gordon Pop Warner Chick Is On the Cover Of A Wheaties Box Now?
Mercury News - Utah’s newest sports celebrity does not play for the Jazz, Utes, Cougars or Real Salt Lake. Sam Gordon is 9 years old and plays for Herriman in the Gremlin Division of the Ute Conference – football for little leaguers. Sam is a speedy running back, fearless on defense and a team leader. Samantha Gordon is also a girl who, thanks to the Internet, has become a global star. Wednesday morning, she appeared on “Good Morning America,” where anchor Josh Elliott unveiled a Wheaties cereal box featuring her image. Under her photo, bold type on the box reads: “Sam Gordon, Football Star.” Sam told Elliott her newfound stardom has “been very awesome.”
We’re still talking about this Sam Gordon chick? Really? She’s on the cover of the latest Wheaties Box? What do they just give that honor away to anybody nowadays? Can I be on the cover of a Wheaties Box too for completing Spartan Race? Seriously I don’t get what the big deal is? There are always a few chicks who are good at sports at that age. She’s still no Wondergirl Carly. Bottomline is I was a kid and played in this league I would have that Wheaties Box framed in my room right now. Just popping Flinestone Vitamins like you read about counting down the days till I get to play this ho again. Lay her the fuck out and then make my own youtube video about it. Nobody comes into my house and embarrasses me on the Internet like this.
el nose you cant even make it up a flight of stairs. take a lap
Pageviews, you do a good enough job of embaressing yourself on the internet.
Just admit you took the wrong side in the Sam Gordon vs. Wondergirl Carly argument and move on.
The craziest thing about this is that “Real Salt Lake” (by far the gayest team name in MLS, an absolute joke of a league) is included by re author with the Utes, Cougars and Jazz.
Go Little Blue, fuck East Lynn.
Hey Beak…do you even know how to put on football pads? Or do you think putting flags on your hips count? This girl would stiff arm that honker of yours and make you cry.
Wheels.
The next Patriots slot receiver/3rd down back?
I would love to throw her out on the field with some 9 year olds from Dade County and see what happens.
chicks filthy, would smoke 95% of stoolies in a 40. myself included.
Over…Rated
Future Danny Woodhead for sure
She didn’t play black kids.
By 11 she’ll be living on a commune as a 4th wife
Anyone can be on a wheaties box. I’m sure you can pay like 50 bucks and they’ll special print one with your face on it, and you can be like “oh no, this thing? Yeah, just on the wheaties box for running a triple marathon and then doing a billion jumping jacks, that’s right, a billion. I was bored, had some time, did a billion.” Then you’ll finally be able to actually sleep with the 18 year old “smoke shows” that send you all those blurry pictures you keep putting up.
Yep, 42 bucks on the wheaties website and you can be on a wheaties box. Go for it, I’m sure you could even get a picture of a stool on it and sell it on your site for like 100 bucks and people would wear it on their junk for halloween and act like it’s the coolest shit in the world. Unfortunately now that I’ve said it, I know it’s going to happen. Next halloween I’m going to refer to this post with all the “My dick in a stool box” costume pictures are flooding your site.
rhonda from norwood back in 98 could do some damage on the field
redcoat=terrible