The Biggest Douchebag on the Planet Strikes Again….Ryan “Douchebag” Lochte Trademarks the Word “Jeah”
ESPN – Who knows if anyone would have capitalized on it, but Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte wants to own the catchphrase he created. Lochte trademarked the phrase “Jeah” on Aug. 1, according to a filing with the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. The filing reveals that Lochte hopes to put the word on everything from goggles to sunglasses to jewelry and beer mugs. The swimmer, who won two golds and two bronze medals in the 2012 Olympic Games, said his term is a modification of “Chea,” a word rapper Young Jeezy frequently uses. “It means, like, almost everything,” Lochte said, in a 2009 video posted on YouTube. “Like happy. Like, if you have a good swim, you say, ‘Jeah!’ “
I know saying you want somebody to die is really strong words, but I honestly think the world would be a better place if Ryan Lochte was dead. Not even joking. I really believe that. He’s just so fucking insufferable. Like the only thing more arrogant than trademarking a word is trademarking a word that nobody even knows exists in the first place. Like I watched all off the Olympics and I never heard Ryan Lochte say Jeah once. Probably because he was too busy getting his dick kicked inside out and getting lapped and shit, but the point remains. Bro you’re not that cool. You suck at swimming. You choke in the big moments and you’re not even good looking. Go crawl back into whatever hole you came out of and get out of my face with this shit. The Olympics are over you sideshow freak.
Almost as douchey as trademarking “viva la stool”
Seriously go fuck yourself portnoy
^ haha yea… or beating dead horse terms like “spit out my coffee and wasn’t drinking any” or squid… build a better vocab Portnose.. your creativity tank must be on E
i wish somebody would stuff those grills down his throat
I did almost like him until this but he’s a terd bitch. I guess it’s smart. He is too retarted to get a normal job so he needs to reap the benefits moneywise of being a dumbass.
“The swimmer, who won two golds and two bronze medals in the 2012 Olympic Games”
don’t know that he “sucks” at swimming. if this article was about the hook nose, it would read “the blogger, who crushed two jelly doughnuts and 2 iced coffees before morning re-postings”
I hate this pussy more than Neil and Mo combined.
Mind bottling
What’s wrong with my vocab?
This kid is the Tim Tebow of the olympics. He’s a fucking joke yet the media sucks his dick. Nice grill.
I’ve been saying “Jeah” for a coons age
Jeah
Those last couple of lines are easily interchangeable for you Portnose as well. Here I’ll give it a go.
Probably because he was too busy getting his dick kicked inside out and getting circles run around him by Deadspin. Bro you’re not that cool. You suck at blogging. You choke on Lambert’s cock and you’re not even good looking. Go crawl back into whatever hole you came out of and get out of my face with this shit.
Just a mock up, but you get the idea.
“It means, like, almost everything”?? Goddamn he’s fucking stupid and every story regarding this guy is fucking torcher.
uhhhh…you mean the same “jeah” that MC Eiht coined like 20 years ago? like in this song from Menace II Society where he says it like 15 times? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVCRQd1ugU I’ve been saying “jeah” since like ’93 and it sure as fuck wasn’t because of ryan lochte. don’t let Compton’s Most Wanted find out, ryan….or be on the lookout for a Straight Up Menace, jeeeeah…
Almost as douchey as being 40 and hanging out with 18 year olds. And as far being creative c’mon , this is the same site who uses the same headlines for all their articles…..ie: Does this look like the face of…… “Insert stupid headling here” followed up by ” wait, what??” The same site who has 3 people posting the same article…..
And yes the “spit out coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any” was funny the first 200 times.
Yet,….. I still find myself on here every couple of months
Ficken: if you hate him so much, dont read his blogs. Go spew your vitriol elsewhere. Nobody care to read your diatribes which are trite to say the least.
Loving the Uncle Oscar hair
we hate neil
lochte is older than phelps.
wtf is with the girl ufc ad on the mobile site that is constantly in the way and cant be x-ed off the page
christosterone…first of all that name SUCKS…secondly Pres doesn’t need some twink defending him in the comment section
You mad bro???
Jeah you mad!
Anyone who uses “jeah” is either braindead or a virgin. That being said, people would say it back in middle school so I’m pretty sure Lochte didn’t coin the term.
@JeahofSpades: I liked the part about the twink…..you really got me…boom….roasted [me]
I used to think Gronk was the perfect meathead. I was wrong… so, so wrong
what? neil still has a job?
its so funny reading all you losers hating on this bro for blogging when you would all suck his dick to become a blogger for this website, dont hate on someone for bringing you something you all look at every day. also stop getting your lil mini erections every time you try to make fun of Davey here, he doesnt care if your make fun of him cause it just shows him you read his article you fucking morons
This is just as corny as harper TM’ing “Clown question,bo” WTF is you stoopid?? Soon as you declare your trademark that corny ass trend is dead. Your a clown swimmer,bro. Jeaaaah
This will make you want him to die a very slow death then, El Pres. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO4lG6tRAHs
All that’s left for him is to change his name to Portnoy and start a blog…
killakern31, I’d actually prefer not to work for minimum wage. thanks, i will stick to my day job.
crazytown
Neil should of been aborted “Jeahhh!”
He’s such a douchebag his sweat smells like vinaigrette.
El,
Please refrain from associating my last name with this butthole.
Sincerely,
summersevedisposable
Prez, i dont bitch about pop ups and adds n shit. I could care less really, you gotta make ur $ too but dude come on. This is crazy. The add covers up the Cities, Home and the Tips when viewing the shit on an iphone. Its literally impossible to view anything once you have clicked on an article. Fuckin stupid bro. At least put it back on the bottom of the page. Like i said, i could give a shi less about pop ups bein there, can u just make the site useable?
El prez don’t give a fuck what any commentator says. guy cashes his check and jerks off on his wife’s tits. Have a day buddy.
I was so jeah the other night it was such a jeah time, jeah
Pappelsmear, it was worth a shot. Especially now that the fight is over. Anyways, Ronda Rousey is hot as fuck.
Papplesmear – what’s closer to the truth is that he probably beats it alone in the bathroom to a picture of Mike Posner, then he cries himself to sleep in the spare bedroom.
Ya prez just so you know, fuck you in that mma ad. On a phone it means you can’t get to the top banner and get to bsny, bsphil, or Neil’s house of penis.
You fucked the pooch on that one buddy, jeah
This is horse poopy!
haters gonna hate
He reminds me of someone…oh yea. He needs a number 12 Patriots Jersey. Admit it, Tom Brady is a douche bag too. If he didn’t play for your team you’d say the same stuff about Brady.
Wowza, that might be the worst comparison I’ve ever heard.
Wowza, that is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen in print.
Fagget.from 98-01 in high school me n my friends said that with the J and sure so did tons of people. Niga thinks he is modern day Shakespeare!!
He just wants some jeahiiiiiizzzz on his face!
FIX THESE FUCKING POP UP ADS!!!! Can’t even get back to the home button, you fucking Jew fucker!!!
Portnoy, You are slowly but surely pushing people to THE CHIVE!! Go check out their site and see how it’s done, you cheap fuck!
Majority of readers seem to think Neil is a worthless untalented piece of shit, same can easily be said for feetibleburg who is worse than the Chicago writers. Ep get rid of your lap boy I literally skip over all of his posts and can’t believe you pay that untalented worthless piece of shit.
Really pres – lame pop up ad, that applies to about no one, and is still up a day after the advertised event!!! You suck more than Maurice.
“Jeah” the next time I’m heard from again will be after a self-inflicted gunshot wound.”
Pres- I get that you’re running a business here and you need advertising to stay afloat- but holy shit cut down on the full page ads. I go on barstool on my phone and literally half the fucking screen is an ad- sometimes it engulfs the whole page. Shits getting ridiculous. I don’t give a shit about rousey vs. Kaufman MMA fights. No one does.
I hope he got AIDS in the Olympic village. I hope you get it too, hooknose.
I didn’t realize Spicoli was an Olympian
This is a god damn nightmare. Hahah. Im literally stuck in the comment section of this fag lochte’s blog becuz of that pop up. Hhahaha. This is worse than getting banned.
will someone finally just tell this tool that he fucking SWIMS and no one gives a shit about him. I forgot who he was by the end of the closing ceremony.