The El Prez NHL Hockey Challenge Taking You Into the Weekend
Lots of people still emailing me asking if I actually skated so here it is one more time. May you crush the weekend like I crushed the skills challenge…..
“Great Stride”
NHL All Star Logan Couture

Celtics Playoff Preview
May you Stoolies find your cups overflowing from a deluge of spirits and fine brew while your beds are warmed by wet and willing women acquiver with anticipation. It is not the man who is bold and daring that will find himself filled with regret when he stares oblivion in the face. Instead, it is the man who held himself back from risk and adventure that laments at what he has become.
Stop me when you’ve heard this before: The Celtics are ready for one final run at the title.
There’s a typo with your hat. They forgot the n at the end.
Tried posting a long as article. I failed.
Hair’s getting a little thin in the back huh Prezzy? No wonder you wear that shwag ass hat on the regular….
Hey Dave, I used to date Brittney. She’s a self-admitted anal queen, not an ice queen. You should have taken her into the locker room, you idiot.
whos that bitch?
tell you what, pres….although the 1997 adidas track pants are an essential piece to the “southie tuxedo”, you gotta leave those back in college.
HOWEVER, i have nothing but respect for the suede Pumas. absolutely classic. i have flavors upon flavors of them.
I heard the pats were about to trade up for Barron last night, but they found out tha dro man wanted to tire iron him so they stayed put.
I’ve never seen anyone act like such a hardo after beating a girl at something. That was simply outrageous. In the words of Paul Bear Bryant – “Act like you’ve been there before.”
And no mention of those limp wristed shots yet?
El Pres so hot right now El Pres
Try taking that weak shit to Ulin, the Curry Generals(gayes mascot ever?) would laugh you into the dressing room
Some how I’ve watched this twice now
I took a dump watching this.. Came out like water. Your nose looks like a chop saw blade.
wish you were the jew that delmon young ran into last night..
That expression on your face in that still-shot looks like the exact second a cock broke the seal and entered your anus.
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Barstool trolls welcome
The only way I’d even bother to push play on that video is if I knew it ended with you face down on the ice, dead from a heart attack. Guess there’s always next time, when’s that spartan race again?
After watching that video, I think it is safe to say that El pres would qualify as an ugly garbage pail kid.
That video is great, a nose on skates!!! Hilarious. Video going viral
PS southie your a clown
love the people ripping pageviews, dude is getting paid like you wouldn’t believe. if playing into your douchebag tendencies was an art, motherfucker would be jewcasso. just sets all you lowlifes up to rip on him and laughs all the way to the bank
nice stickhandling bro
Hey Numero youre a habitual stool commenter stop trying to sound intelligent
Hey mauk, how bout you quit commenting and go back to sucking portnoy’s cock