BELLINGHAM, Wash. (CBS Seattle) — One doctor is calling for the end to the “war on pubic hair.” Family physician Emily Gibson made headlines recently for her public assertion that modern women should shy away from the practice of bikini waxing – which she referred to as the “war on pubic hair” – as the practice increases risk of various infections. “The amount of time, energy, money and emotion both genders spend on abolishing hair from their genitals is astronomical,” said Gibson in an article on KevinMD.com. “The genital hair removal industry, including medical professionals who advertise their specialty services to those seeking the ‘clean and bare’ look, is exponentially growing.”

See this is what people don’t get about Barstool. It’s not about me. It’s not about you. It’s about little Johnny America who just started his first day in kindergarten and still thinks girls have cooties. That’s who I fight for. That’s who Barstool fights for. To fend off closest feminists like Emily Gibson who will use the guise of hygiene to say women shouldn’t shave their bush. That a smooth pussy is a dangerous pussy. NO! I won’t stand for it! Not on my watch you don’t! The war on pubic hair stops here! It stops today! Ladies keep it clean. You keep it tight. It’s time to take back the night! It’s time to take back America! All together now! HELL NO WE WON’T GROW! HELL NO WE WON’T GROW! HELL NO WE WON’T GROW!