The One Eyed Bandit Snubbed Theo And Didn’t Invite Him To The 100th Anniversay of Fenway Ceremony
ESPN - The Boston Red Sox did not invite former general manager Theo Epstein — architect of the team’s World Series championships in 2004 and 2007 — to take part in the Fenway Park 100th anniversary ceremonies Friday, according to a report on CSNNE.com. A team source told Boston sports radio station WEEI that Epstein was invited to Fenway for Friday’s game, but was not invited to take part in the ceremonies. Another source said Epstein did not receive that invitation until Thursday afternoon. “Apparently we decided to just invite uniformed personnel,” Red Sox owner John Henry told CSNNE.com. He said he was unaware Epstein had not been asked to return until a reporter informed him.
You got to give Dr. Creepy credit. Nobody knows less about what is going on with their own team than him. Like anytime something happens like this he’s clueless. “Oh I didn’t realize Theo wasn’t invited. Oh I don’t know who trashed Francona on the way out the door. Oh I didn’t know we hired Bobby Valentine.” And the best part is he’s telling the truth! He is totally out of the loop. The One Eyed Bandit has seized complete and total control of this team. Dr. Creepy isn’t even in his inner circle. Baseball decisions, business decisions, 100th anniversary decisions, pitching changes. All those decisions are made by the One Eyed Bandit. Anybody who thinks otherwise is an idiot. It’s the One Eyed Bandit’s world, we’re all just living it in it.
So yeah obviously he didn’t invite Theo. They hate each other. I mean you don’t think it was an accident he sent the invite yesterday afternoon do you? The old after thought invite. Such a slap in the face. The message couldn’t be clearer. Larry hates Theo. He thinks Theo got all the credit for winning 2 World Series titles when Theo was just his waterboy. No chance he is inviting him back to get a standing ovation at Fenway. No fucking chance.
PS – Do you think Larry puts Linda Pizutti on his knee and spanks her a couple times a week just as a show of power? I do.
Double PS – If Theo didn’t get invited until yesterday do you think there is a chance my invitation comes in the today’s mail?
Good luck on the invite!
Good fuck Theo. Larry made those two world series teams. He should be a god in this godforsaken hellhole
hey merlin….its really no big secret that LL runs the sox. he doesnt run every decision by JH nor does JH want him too. thx for enlightening us though
Theo fucked this team for years. Pedro won the two world series. What is this ownerships plan from here on out? Disney World North?
The franchise has become immpossible to root for. They sell dead grass and bricks. It is getting sad. Wait until the game shirt “ExxonMobile Red Sox presented by GE”
Pedro won the two world series…
Fuck these carpet bagging owners, please sell the team to local guys, preferably the Krafts, thank you.
@Ciggarettes A+ analysis. Pedro was instrumental in both World Series titles. Your prize is one free pink Red Sox hat. What size? 7 1/2?
the krafts would be aeful MLB owners since they dont fork up the cash.
gotta feel for john henry, spends fuckloads of money every year on this team, paid for two world series wins and the fucking terrible fanbase crucifies him. boston sports are great, boston fans dont know shit
Stink, are you accusing me off being a pink hat? Pedro- John Henry takes in more then he spends, so please dont feel bad for him. This team is a cash cow, now he just spreads his rat ways to England with LeBron. Ughhhh
oh ya i forgot he should spend more than he makes from the team, just a charity for boston.
you do know that doesnt happen in the real world?
Pedro, you’re a fucking retard. Yes we won and the only reason for the draught is that the Yawkeys were fucking morons. The fact that there’s a street named after them in Boston is laughable. But win or not, the owners don’t give a flying fuck about the fans. If they could still make gobs of money with a losing team and a minuscule payroll, they would (but they won’t do that since only pink hats can afford to go to games now). They would change the team’s logo to an erect penis if it would bring in more money.
alright so if they will only make money with a winning team, they will spend the money to have a winning team. whats the problem there? and an erect penis would be a great logo, i’d wear it with pride
Ahh Pedro, I think we’ve seen that having a huge payroll doesn’t equate to Championships lately. and the Krafts spend close to the cap save for a couple of million which is used if a player gets hurt and they need to sign somebody.
Erect Penis, that was GOLD. Pedro, whats wrong with you. It is farthest from a charity. FYI, Kraft spent his own money on Gillette, which is unheard of in todays world. I’d also say the way Kraft spends his money has worked pretty well. So that arguement is out the window.
Anyone remember these?
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/m/random-thoughts/are-red-sox-rally-glasses-the-next-big-thing-at-fenway/
I’ll bet the owners loved this idea and are pissed they didn’t come up with it first.
@Ciggarettes While your argument that “Pedro won the two World Series” is a compelling one, it does in fact have a few holes in it. The most significant one being that Pedro was on the Mets when the Sox won their most recent championship. The fact that you had at least two opportunities to correct your mistake, and did not, would lead me to believe that you just don’t have a clue.
Ciggarettes I’m having a tough time finding stats for Pedro’s 2007 World Series winning stint with the Sox. Can you help? He is the reason they won it right?
So to answer your question, yes, he is calling you a pink hat. Pretty fitting as far as I can tell.
christ it’s not even may and i’m already sick of hearing about the sox…what an all-around embarrassment they are
Pedro Fartinez is right, the Krafts wouldn’t spend the money. Is hate to imagine how shitty the Sox would be if they didn’t spend $200 million on Lackey and Crawford. And look at the Pats instead of Brandon Lloyd at $12 million they could of had Pierre Gar
I’m wrong. Pink Hat. OK. My bad. Terribble arguement. Point is Theo fucked the team as is stands.