Real fucking smooth Dave you asshole. Real smooth. Way to impress her. So stupid. Here is the real Nelly. Fuck me.
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I’d let her suck my fatty
Real Nelly might be hotter. Either way, the same blog sentiment applies.
Real Nelly IS hotter. Way hotter.
well, you can safely take this one off your celebrity fuck list.
am i the only one who cant tell thedifference?
What’s with Pic #2? She looks like she’s morphing into an alien.
seriously they look identical
Lately David has been working under the “blog first, think later” philosophy.
wheres hanknyny at to defend her honor? and i personally feel as if EP has taken up a new slogan, “Blog like a champion today” or “Hes not the blogger we deserve, but the one we need right now”
Is that her sister, Kelly?
that’s that stupid fucking bean thing behind her…fucking dumbest piece of architecture ever. Fucking huge ass metal bean.
Real Nelly has tits, fake Nelly, not so much.
Ok, well…….Who the fuck is the first broad?
seriously Pres…are you that retarded?
EP, see, so she read the post! Aren’t you wishing you hadn’t told her to suck dicks?? You’d probably be direct tweeting like a stud or some shit by now.
Doh. Work on that.
Nelly’s warm fronts are much MUUUUUUCH bigger than fake Nelly. I love watching the weather when she’s workin.
I like the first one better, less of a tribe nose.
what I posted in for first thread. Still applies…
You were ok funny and you had me until you said she would have to“Maybe suck a couple of dicks…”
It’s one thing to call girls names and pretend you’re a misogynist. Or even some man’s man from a throwback era who is heralded as a stud. [Milton's can't do anything about that beaker] But this is why your lady is going to leave you one day, EP. To imply that woman has to give up sex to be respected in her chosen career is the exact opposite of a sophisticated man’s opinion. Christ, bro, don’t you know educated women have the more casual [and dangerous] sex than anyone else? That’s why we guys move to the cities…
Anyway, after taking recent considerable national exposure for another post that went too far, I’d hope you’d reconsider your ideas of women’s career arcs a little more carefully.
–followup post after the obligatory faggot and gay jokes–
“…I’ll defend his right to say errrething he wants about the Kardashians–they made their money blowing black dudes. [not *the* blackdude] But a professional chick? I haven’t heard him say the same things about Carolyn Manno or Heidi Watney. Just saying’.”
My point stands…he hasn’t said the same thing about other chicks on tv news or sports reporters, emirate?? Some unemployed bastard on here can do the googling for me, anyone want to post something similar?
EP, on another note…you should ask readers for hurricane hookup stories. You know anyone drinking this wkend is gonna be DTF in a big way. So all you gotta do is pick off the cute funny chicks with a rookie out of town. I’d go to the pharmacy now to stock up on supplies, for any of your non-virgin readers. Don’t sleep on that, you don’t want EadspinDay to scoop you again.
Oh, and that shark pic is fake.
Jesus, Hank, shut up. Go jump in a flaming pool of dicks.
Hank, suck a couple dicks.
and hank, you clearly missed yesterday i think it was where pres had watney at number on his celebrity sex tape wish list. and the millions of other times watney has been talked about on the stool. dunce
Hank wrote his goddamn senior thesis on the misogyny at BSS. Get a life, brah.
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sheen, valid point on the sex tape. That was a funny post.
I guess the notion that his career advice included blow-jays was what struck me. [GO watch Louie CK's answer to Joan Rivers on how many guys she blew in showbiz, it's awesome...] Look, the gay jokes I expect. I realize half this site are emotionally stunted boys who have only seen two girls naked, one being their sister. So sheen, I respect your counterpoint.
EP, I stand by my comment, tho. But your fans are loyal, it’s always good to know strangers will say another stranger has the ghey on your behalf. Viva la stool!
she’s much hotter…… hank is much gayer……. whats new
look at the big brain on hank
is it just me or is anyone else mind-fucked by hanks insult-compliment-insult-compliment repertoire?
She’s full of shit. It’s her
Um, the first nelly is way hotter. The second nelly looks like a washed out wanna be 40 something year old drag queen. They really put her on tv? Ha! Must be desperate!
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