The Sport That The Olympics Forgot Taking You Into the Weekend…
While everybody is watching the Olympics this weekend don’t forget to tip a 40 for the sport the Olympics forget. Free Ball Don’t lie tshirt to anybody can tell me how Freestyle Canoeing isn’t in London.
they cant compete in the olympics because they have to take care of the kids locked in their basements
That canoe is going to need a Plan B after this performance.
You shine a black light on that canoe and it would look like the worst of the worst Motel 6 mattresses.
What in the fuck was that
Bowtie-vest combo FTW. My favorite parts are whenever people clapped. This guy is definitely the lamest guy going. Like-has a “huge model train set in his basement” lame.
WAIT. Pedo alert: The damn thing is dedicated to his daughter and the song is lady in red…creep-tastic.
That video was so Neil it’s not even funny! One trick pony that fuckin guy is!
Pres you need to check Neil’s last 3 blogs out, I think we got a jumper
It’s a hoax, hook nose doesn’t give anything out for free
Probably because this would be considered a real sport compared to the nonsense they include in the Olympics.
Just dominating Mother Nature like a ho
He’s as graceful as a mother fucking swan. That’s was beautiful.
It wouldn’t be fair to the other sports freestyle canoeing would get all the ratings, also it sounds more like it belongs in the xgames.
I’d go crab fishing in the bering sea with this hard nosed skipper at the canoe helm.
Because if you don’t build the damn thing yourself out of concrete, then canoe racing just isn’t worth it. http://www.asce.org/concretecanoe/
It’s not obvious?!? Compared to speed walking this sport is a joke! When freestyle canoeing can get to the athletic achievement level of speed walking we can start to have a discussion.
Stick it where your teeth don’t grow, this guy has major game at the Minnesota assisted living home. He is banging the crap out of half the women in this video! Check out the camer operator, just squirting all over the place. Viagra ain’t required, do you realize how much upper body and core strength is required to move a canoe like that? Dude is slaying groupies left and right. They cut this out of the Olympics because these dudes were too much of a distraction for the rhythmic gymnasts. Game for years…
That was so beautiful I can’t stop crying! Wow Stein, you stuck that mother!!!!! So much for my Pats seasons tickets I’ll be by the pond tailgating.
That was one of the creepier videos I’ve ever seen.
G’est shit ive ever seen