Boston.com - Annie Dookhan, the former state chemist who has been arrested in a scandal that may undo thousands of drug convictions in Massachusetts, “corrupted the entire integrity of the entire criminal justice system,’’ Attorney General Martha Coakley said today.Dookhan was arrested by State Police at her Franklin home this morning and is due to be arraigned in Boston Municipal Court later today on two counts of obstruction of justice and one count of falsifying her academic records. Coakley said that Dookhan has cooperated with investigators, and the only motive that has so far emerged for her actions was Dookhan’s goal to be considered an effective worker at the Jamaica Plain drug lab. “We have not identified a motive,’’ Coakley said, noting that in other cases of evidence mishandling suspects had drug problems or needed money.

I haven’t paid any attention to this lab scandal thing going on. I mean I know somebody fucked with evidence and now all the drug dealers in the state are being released from prison or some shit like that. But are you kidding me with this picture of the chemist who fucked it all up? Annie Dookhan is a smoke? Well no wonder this happened. What the hell was she doing in a chem lab to begin with?  She wasn’t trying to commit a crime.  She wasn’t trying to be bad.  She was just trying to prove she was smart enough to work there.  Obviously she’s gonna fuck it up. Pretty girls belong at home making dinner, spreading their legs and doing laundry. They don’t belong in a chem lab trying to act like they have brains. That’s going to end with a reversal in every drug conviction in the state 100 out of 100 times. Just way too hot to be working in a lab. Duh.