There Is Zero Chance Cal Ripken’s Mother Was Really Kidnapped
Baltimore Sun - Ripken was abducted by a man between 7 and 8 a.m. Tuesday after he pulled a handgun and forced her into a 1998 Lincoln Town Car, according to the Aberdeen Police Department. “This has been a very trying time for our family, but we are grateful and relieved that mom is back with us, safe and healthy,” said a statement released by the Ripken family. “We want to thank everyone for their tremendous support, especially all of the law enforcement agencies that worked so hard and quickly.” The suspect was described as a white male in his late 30s to early 40s. Violet Ripken was located about 6:15 a.m. Wednesday unharmed in her vehicle in close proximity to her home, police said.
I just had to chime in on this story for a second. There is literally no chance Violet Ripken was abducted at gun point. Zero chance. This is simply a case of being old. Clearly she got lost. She got disoriented. She wandered out of the house. She got scared. She made up a story and that is that. But no way she was kidnapped. You just don’t get kidnapped and found 2 hours later sitting safely in your car across the street asking when Matlock is on. That’s not how it goes. Plus who would kidnap Cal Ripken’s mother anyway? Seriously who?


story released by the paterno family, conspiracy/miss information 101 bro, get a new story in the media
There goes the streak of 85 years of not being kidnapped.
7 am- 6:15am the next day= 2 hours…on what planet
“Is this the Country Kitchen Buffet?”
Its been reported the dog ate her homework too
GET HER A LIFEALERT NECKLACE
Hey Cal, how about buying mom a new car.
This story is gold. I can’t believe that’s ther story
attention whore.
Forced her into( not out of) a 98 Lincoln ….learn to read dipshit
why would anyone kid nap Mac’s mom from its always sunny?
http://mimg.ugo.com/201105/4/3/6/188634/cuts/always-sunny_480_poster.jpg
Gabeasher just made me piss myself laughing..Well played sir..
She got lost on the MAAAAATTTTLOOOOCCCCKKK Expressway
I heard it was a bunch of black guys that kidnapped her
@gabe… good stuff.
nicko’s comment made me think of this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGYnT6Qo4M0
Cal hasn’t aged very well. . . . what? That’s his mom? Never mind.
100% true only live a half mile from her house… never seen so many cops in aberdeen at one time
She kidnapped herself…and they’re are going to kill that poor girl. Her life was in your hands dude. You threw a ringer for a ringer