Fashionista – For the Chanel Spring/Summer 2013 collection, fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld created an oversized quilted bag that uses two hula hoops as handles. According to The Telegraph‘s Fashion section, Lagerfeld created it for the beach. He says in this video interview, “You need space for the beach towel, huh? And then you can put it into the sand and hang things on it…Clean, light, airy, fresh…”
Well I’m fucked. Because say whatever you want about the First Lady but the woman has expensive tastes. I’m talking Chanel, Hermes, Louis Vuitton etc. She likes the good shit. Grown up taste. Not the ghetto kiddie stuff like Coach. Mogul status bags only. She claims that’s why she dated me back in the day and puts up with all my shit. The groupies, the huge nose, the hunch back, the lasting 3 seconds in bed. It’s all to get her grubby hands on those foam dollars. So there is just no way she’s not going to be all over this Chanel Hula Hoop beach bag. Just making bitches choke on it. I almost don’t want to know how much this bag costs. Got to be at least 20K. At least. Buy your UConn tickets folks. Shit like this don’t pay for itself.