This Chick Is A Chin Blemish Away From Being My Wife
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Right. And you’re a dick sore away from being her husband.
id trade diseases with hher
I think she’s a lazy eye, a skin condition, and a missing limb away from considering you.
she’s probably only wearing that hat to cover an egg shaped head.
why ya gotta be a dick about it
Is she a Conehead?
might as well start calling pres the next sandusky, no chance this chick is older than 15
hope we find out she’s 14
Pres hitting on girls half his age per usual
Pres, it will go away. Your huge nose wont.
PS. How many time do i have to say not to make fun of people for things they can’t control. Acne and Balding are two of the worst things to suffer because theres really nothing to do about it except to just ride it out.
And no, i dont have acne or a bald head. I used to have acne though.
Packers fans have the worst accents in the world
Pres, you are fat and jewish. no sane human would want you ya fucking slob.
15 will get you 20 Prezzo.
15 will get you 20 Prezzo.
And you’re 30 lbs of beer belly and 15 lbs of excess nose away from being her husband
Once she’s over the “dating someone’s my dad’s age” you’ll have that option I suppose.
She also looks like she’s her period away from 13.
15 will get you 20 Prezzo.
15 will get you 20 Prezzo.
15 will get you 20 Prezzo.
It’s too bad thisvisbete than he deserves
She does have that look, something about her
I think that and your little Jew dick weight each other out.
Chin blemish? Come on man, you have a face blemish (You’re nose, Columbo).
obviously her boyfriend has brass balls
I think she goes to Middle School
She’s like 20 what are u gettin close to 50 ? Your a weird dude my man
She’s like 20 what are u gettin close to 50 ? Your a weird dude my man
She’s like 20 what are u gettin close to 50 ? Your a weird dude my man
She’s like 20 what are u gettin close to 50 ? Your a weird dude my man
She’s like 20 what are u gettin close to 50 ? Your a weird dude my man
She’s like 20 what are u gettin close to 50 ? Your a weird dude my man
Typical Pres. Frothing at the pink hats.
Are you dickheads ever going to learn how to post on your phone? Or are you just fucking retards.
who is this
15 gets you 20
20 gets you 50?
$500 gets you a phone that is smarter than you.
To catch a predator called, they’ll be at your house shortly. Pigtails and baby acne,yes cause she is prob 14 you creepy man loving,lil girl stalking freak!
davidwhite- you have a stroke mid post?
how did this post get 40 comments?
She can keep the blemish on her chin if I can keep the blemish on my genitals.
And you’re a nose job away from Renee not cheating on you weekly.
Renee is a Pagviews solo vacation away from a gang bang.
a wife huh? thought you had one of those
i hear she’s dating bradys son..you know, the one with the howitzer
No wonder. Broad is 12, at the most. Freaking Jewish kiddie lover.
That hat makes her look like Krang.
Every single one of you are faggots
Anybody else think she’s hiding an Adam’s Apple under that scarf?
One blemish away – you would be her second, Hooknose.
the skinniest packer fan i have ever seen
nigger
slutnutz that comment made me laugh out loud.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/187vorl2wlx9zgif/original.gif
Fuck that 1000 yr old Lions kicker making that FG to push the game.
That’s what she gets for dragging balls across her chin…
lol @double rainbow what the fuck was that guy doing???
Are you ready to talk Niners-Pats yet? Pats are the kind of team the Niners drool over as they get ready to punch them in the mouth. I can’t wait for Brady to be lying flat on his back looking at the sky with a blank stare on his face. Pats are soft and are going to be crushed by a much more physically intimidating team and Kaep is going to drop bombs on that shitty secondary and run all over that slow weak D, go Niners!
no yams
@piratesalsa you mean the niners who who tied the rams then lost to the rams a few weeks later?? or the juggernaut niners that crushed the jets bills dolphins cards and saints????
Wake me when the niners beat a legit team
Yawn. We got the Texans this week. We’ll get to your incredibly overrated team next week.
yeah and Neil is one joke away from being a good blogger.
I doubt Stodden would have that limp dick of yours nevermind this chick
I doubt Stodden would have that limp dick of yours nevermind this chick
Thats not acne thats rug burn, sign me up
El Pedophile at it again. El Pres you suck.
Piratesalsa good story bro. For a fantasy.
“Chin blemish”… I have a cream for that.
The Niners beat the Packers, Seacocks, Bears, isn’t their fault the entire AFC East sucks a dick and last I checked the Pats lost to the fucking Cardinals and are finally playing their first real game this week. Niners will crush the Pats with ease.
seriously who is this grl