No Undrafted though @stoolpresidente: My stable consists of 1 @WesWelker: @stoolpresidente How many horses you have now?
May 19th, 2013 8:57 PM
My stable consists of 1 @weswelker: @stoolpresidente How many horses you have now?
Preaching to the choir bro @weswelker: Don't think I cashed 1 ticket at the preakness. Is that possible?Owning horses is an expensive hobby!
May 19th, 2013 8:54 PM
The people have spoken...."Krug Life" shirts now on sale http://t.co/7JsbQYzRrF
May 19th, 2013 6:29 PM
All the Rangers fans tweeting at me..."Wah, wah, wah"
May 19th, 2013 5:54 PM
In case you missed it Katy Perry’s titties won the day…
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Ellen got such a boner
No side boob. Extra center boob. A+
Annnnnd John Mayer gets to hit that. Winning.
Boobs are fantastic…but do people actually find this chick attractive? Pretty Plain Jane from what ive seen
she’s not the hottest girl in hollywood but holy shit i would legitimately sacrifice a testicle for a night with her
Honestly I wouldn’t mind shooting my load all over Portia DeRossi.
i would like to have sexual intercourse with katy perry.
makes me wish i was an illerate babbling foreigner
“Ellen wears underwear with dick-holes in ‘em.”
- Silky Johnson
Kate Upton, Sofia Vergera, Kat Dennings, your asses just got put on notice. There’s a new leader in the clubhouse.
And I left of Christina Hendricks’ mammoth mammaries, I’m an asshole.
John Mayer. Legend. Period.
So did CBS not show her on camera because she defied their “cover up” the good parts policy?
russel brand used to put his dick between them, enjoy picturing that image white boys
fuck you hoes
At least it wasn’t Elton Brand.
she has a face?
namzzum – nice work.
People were watching this while the Bruins and Celtics were on?? http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/02/10/my-fiance-doesnt-understand-why-you-have-to-fight-in-hockey-down-goes-thornton/
no posts about your boy the beibs utterly bombing on snl?
ellen’s a real dike, real rug muncher
Saw that on SNL too, whiny little Canuck. As for Pres, the only thing you got going is your funny. More of what works and way less of your unfunny staff. And to be clear, way less=0. You’ve got the humor, now get some intelligence and clean house on that bunch of unfunny human beings ‘working’ for you. Mortal Lock, Done and Done.
awesome body…can’t look at that face tho.
It makes me legitimately sad knowing that that no-talet ass clown Russell Brand has fucked her repeatedly.
Side note: I thought that was Hilary Clinton standing next to Ellen.
Trick a chick in Miami, Terminator X packs the jams, who gives a fuck about a god damned Grammy
Katy Perry’s tits were 1st and 2nd. Jack White’s performance was 3rd.
I want to finger her with my index and middle finger, and then tickle the raisin with my pinky…if you know what i mean.
I love this woman…Her knockers are the gold standard that all women need to adhere too.
She’s annoying as fuck but her body is a solid 10.
nice tits, the face looks like it’s been run through a blender one too many times…
great fucking tits
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