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   by 781kid on February 10, 2013 at 11:47 pm

   Ellen got such a boner

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   by pepe_22 on February 10, 2013 at 11:49 pm

   No side boob. Extra center boob. A+

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   by peytonsucksballs on February 10, 2013 at 11:50 pm

   Annnnnd John Mayer gets to hit that. Winning.

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   by rolltideroll67 on February 10, 2013 at 11:51 pm

   Boobs are fantastic…but do people actually find this chick attractive? Pretty Plain Jane from what ive seen

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   by bigdickpevs on February 10, 2013 at 11:56 pm

   she’s not the hottest girl in hollywood but holy shit i would legitimately sacrifice a testicle for a night with her

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   by worriedindc on February 10, 2013 at 11:57 pm

   Honestly I wouldn’t mind shooting my load all over Portia DeRossi.

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   by wheresmyballdontlieshirt on February 10, 2013 at 11:59 pm

   1,3,2

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   by calculon on February 11, 2013 at 12:04 am

   i would like to have sexual intercourse with katy perry.

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   by gunner72 on February 11, 2013 at 12:14 am

   makes me wish i was an illerate babbling foreigner

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    by mydogstubeofredlipstick on February 11, 2013 at 1:42 am

    “Ellen wears underwear with dick-holes in ‘em.”

    - Silky Johnson

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    by midgets are funny on February 11, 2013 at 1:50 am

    Kate Upton, Sofia Vergera, Kat Dennings, your asses just got put on notice. There’s a new leader in the clubhouse.

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    by midgets are funny on February 11, 2013 at 1:50 am

    And I left of Christina Hendricks’ mammoth mammaries, I’m an asshole.

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    by carmine scarpaglia on February 11, 2013 at 2:11 am

    John Mayer. Legend. Period.

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    by Eric Cartman on February 11, 2013 at 3:09 am

    So did CBS not show her on camera because she defied their “cover up” the good parts policy?

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    by namzzum on February 11, 2013 at 4:47 am

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127843173&page=1

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    by mikeydatrillest on February 11, 2013 at 5:04 am

    russel brand used to put his dick between them, enjoy picturing that image white boys

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    by mikeydatrillest on February 11, 2013 at 5:04 am

    fuck you hoes

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    by crunchface on February 11, 2013 at 6:19 am

    At least it wasn’t Elton Brand.

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    by SuperDave on February 11, 2013 at 7:26 am

    she has a face?

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    by Monsterzero on February 11, 2013 at 7:29 am

    namzzum – nice work.

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    by mississippi on February 11, 2013 at 7:34 am

    2,N/A,1

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    by stanleyfoolchild on February 11, 2013 at 8:23 am

    People were watching this while the Bruins and Celtics were on?? http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/02/10/my-fiance-doesnt-understand-why-you-have-to-fight-in-hockey-down-goes-thornton/

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    by mjp243 on February 11, 2013 at 8:40 am

    no posts about your boy the beibs utterly bombing on snl?

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    by yeayeayeayea on February 11, 2013 at 8:56 am

    ellen’s a real dike, real rug muncher

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    by rusty tromboner on February 11, 2013 at 8:57 am

    Saw that on SNL too, whiny little Canuck. As for Pres, the only thing you got going is your funny. More of what works and way less of your unfunny staff. And to be clear, way less=0. You’ve got the humor, now get some intelligence and clean house on that bunch of unfunny human beings ‘working’ for you. Mortal Lock, Done and Done.

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    by cougarbait on February 11, 2013 at 9:01 am

    awesome body…can’t look at that face tho.

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    by Harry Johnson on February 11, 2013 at 9:05 am

    It makes me legitimately sad knowing that that no-talet ass clown Russell Brand has fucked her repeatedly.
    Side note: I thought that was Hilary Clinton standing next to Ellen.

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    by Murray Chadwick on February 11, 2013 at 9:09 am

    Trick a chick in Miami, Terminator X packs the jams, who gives a fuck about a god damned Grammy

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    by dougfunnie on February 11, 2013 at 9:26 am

    Katy Perry’s tits were 1st and 2nd. Jack White’s performance was 3rd.

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    by bababooey7 on February 11, 2013 at 11:36 am

    I want to finger her with my index and middle finger, and then tickle the raisin with my pinky…if you know what i mean.

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    by flappitymeatlips on February 11, 2013 at 11:48 am

    I love this woman…Her knockers are the gold standard that all women need to adhere too.

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    by kjljlkjlkjioio on February 11, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    She’s annoying as fuck but her body is a solid 10.

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    by imtough on February 11, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    nice tits, the face looks like it’s been run through a blender one too many times…

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    by Donnie Baseball on February 12, 2013 at 2:01 am

    great fucking tits

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