This Watch Is Straight Media Mogul Fire
So the First Lady sent me an email today telling me Rue La La was having a sale on Tommy Bahama shit. (Not to be confused with Shoe La La) Cue all the assholes who don’t know anything about chicks being like ”hey Pres you’re freaking gay for knowing what Rue La La is”. Give me a break bro. I’m not going to apologize for being a triple threat. Media, fashion and smut mogul. Anyway they just do these massive sales on high end stuff and chicks literally dyke out over it and shit.
Anyway long story short she sends me the link today since she knows I like Tommy Bahama and boom I see this watch staring me in the face. I literally couldn’t buy it fast enough. Well I get home and First Lady asks me if I bought anything. I show her the watch and she says it’s fucking disgusting. Just like that. Just right in my grillmix. You crazy woman? If you don’t think this watch is fire than you just don’t know me and you just don’t know fashion. Shit is sick as fuck end of story. Seriously how much would the Stoolies pay for this watch?
Vote 1 for 10 bucks or less and 10 for there is no price tag for the amount of pussy I’m about to pull assuming I wasn’t married
(1,092 votes, average: 2.89 out of 10)
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I gave you a 10 only because I bet you like banana cream pie sprinkled with coconut and a Maui Wowie.
stop calling yourself “smut this” or smut that. You have chick in bathing suits. That’s not smut. Its nickel and dime shit.
That watch is like wearing a Hawaiian shirt on your wrist. Atrocious.
I’m not gonna knock you for knowing what Rue La La is. I will knock you though for trading girl emails with your wife, and shopping for played out brands like Tommy Bahama.
It depends…does it come with a wack ass Jimmy Buffet CD?
tornopen, leave this site and don’t come back… EVER
btw, the real question is not how much stoolies would pay for this watch, but how much Tommy Bahama pays you for mentioning them. Or Rue La La. Were you able to double dip on both companies on this one?
you could stick your hand up kfc’s ass and out his throat and youd have something more attractive on your wrist than that piece of shit. theres a reason that shit ends up on discount sites like rue la la, its on sale cause no one bought it at the real store.
Bought a Tommy Bahama shirt when I was in Vegas. That thing has been through some straight up wars of nights.
I got one of those watches in a happy meal. FYI the face lights up in the dark.
I got one of those watches in a happy meal. FYI the face lights up in the dark.
Whoa whoa. It says “relax” on the face. Shouldn’t that say “chillax”?
what about StooLaLa ?
Its embarrassing that you paid 110.00 for that abortion.
that watch is terible
I also own a Tommy Bahama shirt, it’s been through some epic battles as well. Except I always wear mine with the straw cowboy hat. Pussy city.
@why is it red and swolen — hey little dick. Fuck you. This site is not smut, smut is youporn.com or thehun.net. I know smut when I see it!
Go fuck yourself you pathetic whiny bitch.
Pres……..love your blog and read it daily but….you just got to learn the difference between than and then……the pres of a million dollars corp. has got to know this shit!
tornopen…… uhh, I believe those sites are in the pornography category.
I’m assuming you’re the fistee. This watch is too bulky for the fister to wear.
Tommy Bahama should only be worn by dudes over 50 that cant tuck in their shirts because they are fat. TB is in the top 3 of worst fashion statements ever…..with Affliction and Ed Hardy
Dude wear TB to some beach/cook out related party in sarcasm and I GUARANTEE you will get laid. She laughs, you move in, and seal the deal.
i like the part where you say you are a fashion mogul and then say you like tommy bahama. high marks for comedy. very good blog. A-.
You wearing that fashion faux pas with your panama jack hat too? Good idea to have the watch hands clear against a mostly white face.
gilt.com is the man’s version of rue la la. cue the “you’re a fag” comments but you’ll be on the site buying something in no time, you’re welcome. discount designer sites are for the fashion conscious yet no fucking way i’m spending $200 on jeans or $100 on a shirt fuck that male shopper
charliefoxtrot if Jimmy Buffet whacked off on your face it would look more whack than that watch
Whoa. . I actually was respecting the shit out of you as a businessman smut peddler entrepreneur cuz in one of your pics I swore you were wearing a panerai
That sucks u think tommy Bahama actually makes watches that a respectable smut peddlin dirtbag would wear.
In the words of Charles Barkley. That’s turble
Whorefrost nailed it. Pres make all the ad $ you can but don’t be a fucking idiot about it, only hurts what little cred u have
As far as aloha attire goes: Tori Richard > Tommy Bahama