For those keeping score at home….
Day 1 – Regina 9
Day 2 – Pats 7
Day 3 – Town Spa 8
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Welker to the Broncos
Hey at least we can watch the video right?
I’m gonna need ya to go ahead and yea….unblock that video…yea…
great idea. love this pres. keep the pizza reviews coming. but you need to check out Frank pepes in new haven. or gtfo
How is your video private you idiot? this is your website
tough to keep score at home when you can’t watch the damn video
Welker to the Broncos is not confirmed yet
@dwyanewadesherpes – Fuck. Still, though, only Schefter is reporting that right now. That creepy midget has been wrong before.
Pats is at best a 4. Slop.
Boston has the most average pizza i’ve ever tasted. only place relatively good is santarpios. everything else is just plain mediocre
Why would you make your own video private? you jew cunt!
This video is as deceased to me as you will be in real life in the next 3-5 days you fat fuck.
Best review video of all time. To the minivan we go!!!!
Pizza connection in quincy…you’re welcome
could be your best idea yet. Create this phony fight over the best food, piza vs burritos. Whip up an audience, then get weeks of blogs that write themselves and plug pizza and burrito places. Less work for you and advertising dollars. Brilliant!!
dirty30, go fuck yourself canuck
Regina’s is garbage. Especially the chain stores. You know Nothing about quality pizza.
Boston fucking sucks in general too
love the updates on the staged publicity stunt you guys are doing. i mean pizza/burrito challenge, same thing
well done pizza is insanity
Who the fuck puts on a hoodie like that??
Jesus you’re fat
Town Spa was GREAT, once. Now they are vile. Been there twice since I moved back to MA 10 months ago and both times the crust was burnt but the center was damn near raw. How the fuck is that possible?
that weather sucks
@dirty30 – You hate any city that isn’t Ogunquit, Maine.
Somebody tells me they don’t take cards when I’m buying $70 worth of pizza, I turn around and walk out the door. Take cards now, asshole?
dirty, except in the Finals against the Canucks
Already too fat for a XXL hoodie…..and blaming the sizing. This is going to get ugly..
if you had any dignity what-so-ever you better put that point back on you fat jew. taking off a point from a pizza rating because your fat arms are too fat for their clothing is barbaric.
Your reviews remind me of that fat kid who reviewed the gushers
Rorschach is the word you are looking for mouth breather.
You really should have got the Linguica.
Nice cardboard pizza you got there. Sac up and get a real pizza pussy.
how the fuck do you put on a hoodie? do you have the autism? jesus christ.
I love it when you say “Pizza’er”
that Pizza looks like dog shit covered in cheese.
p.s. that pizza looks like shit.
Chew with your fucking mouth closed you slob. Also check out Capones in Weymouth and Christos in Brockton
You have to try the crust too before you rate, no?
Good God you’re fat
A. cold town spa is the best kinda town spa
B. gotta dip it in their honey mustard
Mind bottling that you rated that a 10 at first. Looked like a round version of fucking Ellio’s.
what kind of animal doesnt get toppings on his pizza
PREZ – YOU NEED NEED NEED TO TRY BROWN JUG PIZZA IN CHELSEA!!!! Like a cross between Santarpios and Town Spa/Lynwood. It isn’t in a “sketchy” part of Chelsea either. NEED to go there. Plus they have a good bar, which is nice.
On another note, I’m pretty sure something bad is going to happen to you health-wise if you keep this up…good luck though
That sweatshirt is a kids XXL they were out of adults sizes that day. You got nozed!
arms in first prezzie then guide your head
@Conti, if you have to dip pizza in honey mustard for it to taste good, then that means the pizza sucks.
it’s Greek pizza. automatic zero and heartburn.
Jesus Boston pizza looks fucking terrible.
^^Town spa is nowhere near Boston.
Its a women’s sweatshirt bosshog. Short arms, spacious pooch sag punt area and it’s purple.
def try pisa pizza in malden….everyone within 30 min of there should make the trip….top notch stuff….
way to tell us multiple times that the only way to correctly judge a pizza is not to drive it home but to eat it hot in the store, right away, take one bite and score, done. you promptly proceed to get cash from the jewtm, bring it outside and expose it to the freezing cold, drive it home in your jewvan, eat the entire pizza and give three scores before hitting the final number.
i bet thats your van in the background
You know how I can tell your a Jew….you checked your balance on your atm receipt
Go to Marcellos in Whitman next. Might as well hit Venus while you’re down there, too.
you guys have no idea what real pizza is if your initial reaction to that burnt 12in disgrace was a 10/10.
pizza is judged upon the regular and Sicilian slice. the sicilian is necessary so you can judge the dough.
hint: no self respecting pizza place sells frozen pizzas to take home.
When’s the Lynwood trip? Now that’s a local 10. Also if you didn’t get your Regina from the original location in the north end then shame on you.
Belichick those sleeves. Boom. Fits.
everyone knows a small pizza is WAY different than Large. You need to order larges for it to be a legit review.
you are such a fat fuck it is unbelievable
Funny how you have to put the hoody on beak first.
First, that “pizza” looks awful. You need to get to New Haven and try some real pizza….Modern, Sally’s, Pepe’s. Have someone drive, and you can blog from the car.
Second, you have to comment on the crust/dough, the sauce, and the toppings. Even if you just have a mozz (pronounced “mootz”), that’s still a topping. Don’t call a mozz a “plain cheese”. People who eat real pizza refer to a “plain” as a pizza that has sauce and grated cheese only. If the pizza has mozzarella cheese then it’s a mozz.
Third, you are already giant. If you stay on a diet with this many carbs and fat you are going to be pushing 3 bills within a few weeks.
You gave Pats a 7? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you (6 days a week).
Absolutely no way big cat is only eating two of those mini burrito’s per day and still maintaining his crossfit schedule and all that other bullshit. Pres with the win in decisive fashion.
That pizza looks fucking horrible. Lived in RI, CT, NYC, DC, and MA. I’d rank it by state: CT, RI, NYC, DC, MA. Hurts me to say it, but slight edge to CT over RI, but both of those states blow the rest of the competition out of the water. Love Boston, but pizza is not their thing.
That pizza looked like a Tombstone Pizza – $2 in any grocery store. If that is what passes for pizza in Boston, you might as well just eat cardboard. Best slice I ever had was from some little joint across from Madison Square Garden. I was in town for a Sixers game, and the slice cost an arm and a leg, but it was fucking heaven. Went back there a couple years later, but it wasn’t as good. Great pizza – like everything in life – is fleeting.
Love pizza and the only two pizza places I would ever go out of my way for in Boston (lived in North End) were Bostone (which apparently closed down) and Ernesto’s (which wasn’t great, just better than anything else). Regina’s is overpriced and the place is filthy and the waitresses are hags. Umberto’s isn’t worth going to since it closes when the pizza is gone (mafia front). Upper Crust flat out sucks (I think it closed down also). Those are the only ones whose names I remember, but I had to convert to Italian grinders as my go-to during my time up there because the pizza was so bad. I recall the so-called Italian district had a strange shortage of pizza places as well.
Get your ass to the North Shore pres. My pizza is pretty pretty good.
If it ain’t from same old place, it’s terrible
I don’t know looks like the sweatshirt fits perfect. Maybe its what’s underneath that’s a different size than you think…
anyone who freezes pizza should be beaten
Um, that pizza is a 3 at best. And no, I haven’t eaten it. It looks like shit. Therefore, tastes like shit. Good pizza looks good.
Go out to Amherst and try Amherst House of Pizza. Fuck Antonio’s.
Oddly enough, the armholes were too small on the hoodie, but your schnazz made it through the neckhole unscathed.
Portnoy, keep your videos to 2 minutes or less
Umberto’s makes the best calzones in town. I dare you to find anything that is a better eating experience than their spinach & Sausage calzone.
This video was awesome. Prez, you’re a goober to say the least.
Tripoli Pizza in Lawrence, fatboy
0:35 checkin the receipt like a jew
Love the “chick? behind the counter… “We Don’t take CAHHDs” You need to hit up Little Italy in Beverly… Well Done Roni is the best thing ever.
Pres, if you make it out to Worcester, MA try Fastway Pizza off of West Boylston Street
I second Frank Pepe’s in New Haven…it’s manna from heaven. But if you are doing bar pizza spots, you have do try Lynwood’s in Randolph and Randolph’s secret pizza location, Hoey’s which is inside the Randolph AMVETS lodge. When Lynwood’s has 2 hour waits on the weekend, you can get pizza at Hoey’s in less than 30 minutes and it’s just as good if not better than Lynwood’s.
all of your ratings now mean nothing because you took a point off for a fucking sweatshirt. rate the pizza you idiot. this should be above lynnfield its all flawed. you started at 10 and now are at 8. cmon jew
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