NYPOST – The TSA’s bungling reached a new low yesterday when a JFK Airport terminal had to be evacuated and hundreds of passengers marched back through security screening all because one dimwitted agent failed to realize his metal detector had been unplugged, sources told The Post. The stunning error led to hours of delays, two planes called back from the runway and infinite frustration for furious passengers.“The truth is, this is the failure of the most basic level of diligence,” a law-enforcement source said. “How can you expect the public to feel confident of the mission of the TSA if they don’t even know if the lights are turned on?” The chaos at Terminal 7 was caused by screener Alija Abdul Majed, who had manned Lane No. 1 during the morning shift with no idea his metal detector had no juice, sources said. Majed was so clueless that he couldn’t even tell police how long the machine had been shut off or how it happened, the sources said.
So let me get this straight. We’re supposed to believe this entire mess was simply caused by a TSA agent failing to realize his metal detector was unplugged? Just a total brain fart. That’s it. Nothing malicious. It had nothing to do with Alija Abdul Majed clearly being a terrorist? I mean Jesus Christ people connect the fucking dots! The guys name is Alija Abdul Majed. You don’t need to be the Head of Homeland security to know this bro did this on purpose. Probably had terrorists flowing though his line like water. So let’s hope TSA knows this wasn’t an innocent mistake and they just don’t want to admit they hired Osama Bin Laden’s nephew to work for them. Because if not god help us all.