TSA Agent Forgets To Plug In His Metal Dectector…All Hell Breaks Loose
NYPOST – The TSA’s bungling reached a new low yesterday when a JFK Airport terminal had to be evacuated and hundreds of passengers marched back through security screening all because one dimwitted agent failed to realize his metal detector had been unplugged, sources told The Post. The stunning error led to hours of delays, two planes called back from the runway and infinite frustration for furious passengers.“The truth is, this is the failure of the most basic level of diligence,” a law-enforcement source said. “How can you expect the public to feel confident of the mission of the TSA if they don’t even know if the lights are turned on?” The chaos at Terminal 7 was caused by screener Alija Abdul Majed, who had manned Lane No. 1 during the morning shift with no idea his metal detector had no juice, sources said. Majed was so clueless that he couldn’t even tell police how long the machine had been shut off or how it happened, the sources said.
So let me get this straight. We’re supposed to believe this entire mess was simply caused by a TSA agent failing to realize his metal detector was unplugged? Just a total brain fart. That’s it. Nothing malicious. It had nothing to do with Alija Abdul Majed clearly being a terrorist? I mean Jesus Christ people connect the fucking dots! The guys name is Alija Abdul Majed. You don’t need to be the Head of Homeland security to know this bro did this on purpose. Probably had terrorists flowing though his line like water. So let’s hope TSA knows this wasn’t an innocent mistake and they just don’t want to admit they hired Osama Bin Laden’s nephew to work for them. Because if not god help us all.
Whoever decided it would be a good idea to hire Middle Easterners as TSA security agents is a goldarned fool and should be subjected to twice-daily body cavity searches.
^Seriously! Whoever gave this fucking towel head a job in the f
Goddam you and your non iPhone friendly site Pageviews! As I was saying, whoever gave this fucking towel head a job in the first place instead of blasting his ass back to his jihad-ist shithole country should be shot and sent over with him to be fucked like a 12-year old boy. Fuckin Sandusky style
All Middle Easterners are terrorists!
Even the Catholic ones!
^^^^ exactly! you didn’t see hong kong phooey in charge of the japanese internment camps in WWII.
That’s what happens when you leave national security in the hands of $10/hour dimwits that couldn’t make it as meter maids.
Good call Cantgetthestinkout. Keep ringing the liberal bell brother! I mean how many Catholics have blown up planes over the past ten years until we las a society learn who the real villains are right? This blog is so un-PC to Arab Americans Pres I’m never reading another one of your blogs until you post another one in 10 minutes.
TSA Agents are flunkies. I was in line at Logan over the winter, and they were just fighting among themselves. The guy running the X-Ray belt was bickering with some other agent. Finally a supervisor had to literally scold them to stop it in front of everyone. Everybody in line was either laughing or annoyed. Complete fucking morons. Middle aged losers who lost their jobs working at WalMart.
I was able to “Dectect” that you are still an Idiot
You’re right darklighter, catholics don’t bomb planes, bombing abortion clinics is their game.
Pretty Sure the IRA and ETA have been bombing shit for a lot longer than 10 years, and their both mainly Catholic . Last time I was in Spain the ETA bombed the Barcelona airport 2 days after I landed there
What kind of name is alija anyways?
This is like that episode of Reno 911 when they realize the metal detector at the entrance to the school was off the whole time.
“They all have guns!”
“You’re right darklighter, catholics don’t bomb planes, bombing abortion clinics is their game.”
When they’re not diddling children and/or covering it up.
kramerica: way to leave an impactful statement on a smut blog…douche. (fyi, by “impactful” i mean retarded)
feitelberg’s blog on this was much funnier.
@kramerica, and the fucking towel heads have been blowing shit up for far longer than 10 years as well. What’s your point? Stupid fuck
I think this is the first time I’ve seen somebody write “feitelbergs blog on this was much better.”. Truly a historical moment in stool history.
@meowmix I know right? It felt weird typing it out but I think I have a solid argument.
Kramerica is correct. He was responding to @DarkLighter who said that no catholics blow up[ planes, even though the IRA has in fact, blown up MORE planes since 9/11 then middle easterners.
@neddybemis12 — really, how many planes have the IRA blown up since 9/11? Provide links and proof… I don’t believe you
Really, what do we expect when our airport security is making near minimum wage with zero training? It continues to stun me.
Chip Chipperson, I mean Lyle, number of people killed in the entire history of abortion clinic bombings….8…number of people killed tin the last two days by Muslim extremists?? 46…but yeah lets say they’re both equally bad to maintain our PC street cred
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I’m not a liberal. But I’m also not a moron. How many Middle Easterners have NOT blown up airplanes since 9/11? Answer that question you idiot. I don’t have an exact number, but I’m pretty sure it’s greater than the number that have. If you think issues like this one are purely black and white and you assume that every single person from that part of the world is a terrorist then it disgusts me that you’re allowed to vote. Serial killers are almost always white males aged 25-40. Does that mean that every single white guy aged 35 is a serial killer? Grow up. Wake up. Use your brain.
Ahhhh, the old ‘All Muslims are terrorists” line.
Portnoy, you know you already have some of the biggest racists in the game commenting on your site, why do you give them such easy targets. Besides the obvious race-baiting you typed yourself, it’s just too easy to log in and make an ass of yourself. Like virtually everyone on this thread already did.
I would love to hear the same crowd rail against the Communists in the 1950s. Or the Catholics in the 1960s. Or the Soviets in the 1970s. On and on. Same hate, different generation.
The truth is the majority of terrorists attacks in this country over the last few decades were committed by non-Arabs. Even post-2001, still mostly non-Arabs. I know the FACTS of all this make it harder to phone in your hate mongering blog, but it’s true. Sorry. Also, 80%+ cases of terrorism were alerted by other Muslims who contacted the FBI, or Police. So there.