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Independent.com – A UCSB student charged with filing a false rape report after she solicited a man to beat her up in exchange for sex was sentenced Thursday to 60 days in Santa Barbara County Jail and three years of probation. As part of her no contest plea, 20-year-old Morgan Triplett is also required to complete 200 hours of community service, undergo 60 hours of mental-health treatment, and pay a $710 fine. Triplett had traveled to UC Santa Cruz in February for a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender conference where, according to authorities, she organized a strange and perverse scenario in a desperate attempt to save a troubled relationship. On February 17, Triplett called 9-1-1 to report she had been raped while looking for banana slugs along one of UCSC’s campus paths. Though she gave a detailed description of the supposed suspect, which prompted . Over the course of their 11-day investigation, police determined Triplett had instead actually met a man through Craigslist who agreed to kick and punch her and be paid afterward with sex. Triplett would eventually admit to fabricating the rape incident. Triplett’s attorney, Santa Cruz public defender Jack Lamar, was unavailable for comment, but Schonfield said she heard from him that Triplett is currently in counseling and is close to graduating UCSB with a bachelor’s degree in sociology.

I believe this is what people on Craigslist refer to as the Motherload.  This bro just casually perusing the personals and responding to this ad like it ain’t no thing. “Like oh I heard you’re in the market for somebody to beat the shit out of you and then fuck your brains out? Sounds like an awesome time. Where do I sign up?  I’m sure nothing could possibly go wrong”. I mean dude didn’t even think twice. Just letting his nuts hang all over the place.  Love it. That’s the beauty of Craigslist. Sometimes you show up and get murdered and other times you get to whale on a bitch and get paid in pussy. Keep doing you Craigslist. Keep doing you.