Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. SUPERFAT! You knew he wouldn’t miss a 50 year storm.
PS – The guy in the Homer Simpson shirt is such a hardo not running. You know you want to run bro. That’s why you were first in line. Do it.
RT @kfcbarstool: There are A+ mugshots, and then there are A fucking PLUS mugshots. Bynes new one is in that second category...
http://t.co/RHA9b28rEc Love Letters - Should I tell my husband I kissed a girl? http://t.co/ZuCa4KIoGQ
Mom calls cops and gets her kid arrested for eating her pop tarts...wait what? http://t.co/PNK4eIiGz1
Atlantic City Summer Blowout Show on Sale At Noon http://t.co/vUtQg5mrj4