Video of the Gates Opening At Pats Training Camp
Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. SUPERFAT! You knew he wouldn’t miss a 50 year storm.
PS – The guy in the Homer Simpson shirt is such a hardo not running. You know you want to run bro. That’s why you were first in line. Do it.


i gotta go check out one of these practices and get a look at the young guys. was gonna get tickets for the pats-eagles preseason game, catch a quarter and a half of the starters and see how the youth movement looks…would you believe it costs the same $225 a ticket for fucking preseason?!?!?!?!? fuck that noise. i’ll just go to one of these things for $free.99 and spend that cake on regular season tix…
Sup Dro Man
mayhem
Whoa. He’s growing. I think his belly flab is now rubbing against his nutsack.
Why is that first real fat bitch in the gronk jersey barefoot? ill bet she was just complaining about her ankles all day… I can tell i wouldn’t like her at all. And was the camera invisible because at least 3 oblivious moms walked right into it. 2 of them right at :39
cankles*
what are the running for? front row seats? autographs? i dont get it
Not Shown ; going into cardiac arrest after that leisurely 60ft stroll.
super is running on the inside… his legs just won’t cooperate.
Superfat is defying every principle of physics and still tacking on mass.
Why is Superfat not running? And how big a hardo move would it be to wear a Giants jersey to this thing?
Holy shit looks like he gained a Buick since we last saw him. No longer is he Superfat, he’s now Megafat.
what’s good, CPS
Biggest collection of degenerates I’ve ever seen. Fucking appalling representation of NE. Then again maybe it’s not.
Fuck he’s getting big. Another year or two and he literally won’t be able to go to these games… I already don’t know how he sits in the seats…
Is this Patriots’ training camp or a comic book festival?
has he lost weight?