Vote How Long Our New Intern Molly Will Last?
Meet Molly our new intern. Today was her first day. Vote how long you think she’ll last at the Stool. I’m voting 2 days. Primarily because Sales Guy hasn’t let her out of his office yet and I’m pretty sure has already cut her up into a billion pieces and is storing her in his freezer like the creepo he is. Relax bro. You’re bald. Chicks like this don’t date bald guys.
Vote 1 for 1 week or less and 10 for 10 weeks or more.
(3,080 votes, average: 4.59 out of 10)
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I give it 3 days until she files a sexual harassment charge
Pretty cute little girl.
just throwing up ass shots of your first day intern like it aint no thang
i think the correct question should be how long you last before you bust a nut!
Love the game she’s playing here. I assume she’ll last until the first sexual harassment suit is settled and she become the new owner of Barstool.
Done by Friday.
how big are her hands? i only go for chicks with tiny hands so my penis at least looks respectable.
Your math is wrong. If you give her 2 days, and if she’s chopped up as you say on day 1, then that would be 1 day.
I’ll tell you how long I’d last if I was with her. 10 seconds tops
I say she last til this blog hits 75 comments
sunscreen honey, sunscreen.
So like 20 years from now when you look back and try to figure out where it all went wrong ill guess somewhere around now
She might be tbhe hottest girl you’ve EVER HAD ON THIS SITE!!!!
That first picture is AMAZING! much better than the other two. Hell she should be the wake up tomorrow!
whats her mom look like?
Wonder if she likes anal?
would smash my tongue right down into her bumhole and say the alphabet.
That is one fine piece of ace!
I love you, Molly
yeah since day one she had her ass plastered on the internet and she knows that her late 30s boss has been jerking off to those pictures, I dont think she will last all that long
more ass shots please…
If she isnt removed from said freezer until tomorrow, i think that should count as two days.
Cute girl for sure. True or false the pres gets to go through her cell phone before he hires her.
She’s what you call All Pussy. No Tits, No ass, just all pussy.
“Frightened by her torture, they will stand far away and say, “How terrible, how terrible it is for that great city, the powerful city Babylon! For in one hour your judgment has come!” (Rev. 18:10).
1 hour tops!
~growupportnoy~
send her to new orleans
I’d probably only last 10 minutes or so inside of her.
True story
PS if she laughs at this she might make it a week…if she wants to try this I give her years!!!!
I will be camping out in the bushes of your headquarters to take photos of her as she comes and goes.
Just kidding. Maybe. No, I am. Maybe.
i want her to tie me up and fuck my best friend in front of me. my best friend is Tebow.
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you,” (Ezekiel 25:17).
She’ll last until the first time daddy asks: so what internship did you get, hon?
Sam Adams groupie – MDubzzz.
“I will stick my dick inside you, and thy will find the kingdom of heaven. I am the Lord, the savior, and the eternal king of your body” – (Stro – Go Fuck Yourself)
ill give her a month before she quits
Do her farts smell like freshly baked bread? I’ll wager yes…..
better question would be how long can you last in our intern
thanks for the nut molly
Molly-those are the biggest opposable thumbs I have ever seen.
Hotter than jenna
Her dad us probably setting your dump office in fire fight now, since you’re dropping ass shots of her day one so…ten more minutes.
I want to kiss her on the mouth.
Lovely….really nice. I’d like to have a daughter like her someday…or maybe a mistress like her
Guaranteed:
she calls in sick tomorrow, and then you never hear from her again.
.
PS – When I jack off in the shower tomorrow I’m gonna picture that cute bum bent over in front of me, with my 6″ bone buried right up to her cervix, and my left thumb poking her in the brown-eye.
id suck the butter out of her boobs
Pres, arent you (going) bald too? But then again you are married, so it doesnt matter….you are just allowed to talk a good game.
Serious question to the Stoolies. Does being an intern at BSS hurt or help your resume? I think it would make employers run far away
Dear Molly – don’t know if you understand what you signed up for, but you will shortly find out. When your boss kindly asks you to send him over kiddie porn, probably should give him your walking papers. I would also guess that with an ass like that, you will see a large nose with a camera following you around with attempts of capturing to post on his website. I know this all sounds like horror, but it is what barstool sports is.
by sj39 on December 13, 2011 at 3:29 pm
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you,” (Ezekiel 25:17).
I am parcial to “I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.”
when I want to read complete fictional nonsense
True story
Way more interesting then the other men at the site
i would jerk off to her taking a shit.
that waiver of sexual harassment claims must be iron clad. how is any chick not creeped out by this operation. unless its all a joke?
shes pullin an erin andrews so she wont quit till the day she sues u for sexual harrasment, an judging from these comments, 2 days sounds about right. p.s. i’d beat guts for daaaaaaaays… 2 minutes at a time…
Tits or GTFO
And yes. she’s about 1000 times hot than that crackwhore Jenna
Can we at least find out if she swallows?
This may not end well here, folks.
I wonder how this one will bow out. Here’s my top 5 picks:
1. Drunken Pres tells her his marriage is on the rocks, then when she says she’s sorry to hear that, puts his hand down her pants.
2. Parents actually read the site and demand she quit.
3. The barrage of Facebook messages/emails/creepy guys accosting her in bars gets too much.
4. Has brains, realizes that internship at BSS means about as much on her resume as being a Monster campus rep.
5. Gets knocked up by Feitelberg and has to quit because the constant reminder of the human life that she terminated is just too much.
whats up with the cute face in the first pic, then the fake whore in the second?
Where does she live and does she like guys that drive vans?
PS. make her the smokeshow today
Pres better be careful with this one. Trust fund baby…mom is like a prosecutor or something like that. #1 Sam Adams groupie.
I am pretty sure she is not anyones daughter
I would use her cranston as breathing apparatus.
i wudnt kik hurr out of ma bed 4 eatin crackas
Truly some deviants on this board
Remember that girl that was the intern that tried to be the wake up girl and needed counseling after 15 mins of the comments bein open
by Lugnutz on December 13, 2011 at 3:29 pm
“I’d probably only last 10 minutes or so inside of her.
True story”
oh, you’d last 10 minutes? you’ve probably gone a combined 10 minutes total in your entire life
i wanna lick her butt
until she issues the restraining order against you. Way too hot for working there
Why not just throw bambi into a pack of hungry wolves.
by nyjets2011 on December 13, 2011 at 3:47 pm
by Lugnutz on December 13, 2011 at 3:29 pm
“I’d probably only last 10 minutes or so inside of her.
True story”
oh, you’d last 10 minutes? you’ve probably gone a combined 10 minutes total in your entire life
You think of that one yourself or do you have a little brother in 3rd grade helping you post?
God these comments are lame. One dope looks at those pics and thinks sunscreen?? And another says NO ASS and no tits?? Looks like a fine little pooper to me and can not see the size of the tits in any pic. But I bet they are a nice little perker pair that would be a joy to nibble on. That being said I just plain old felt sorry for the girl thinking of her in an office with sales guy and pres. Looks like too nice a girl for that. 1 week tops.
one day. After she reads this comment section,she will run for her life.
Seriously honey? An Ass Shot? Hot broads don’t need brains apparently.
The over/under is at 270 comments on this post by noon tomorrow. And Molly, we know you’re reading this and furiously masturbating.
Sick spelling Lugnutz. Aren’t you like the oldest barstool follower?
Lugnutz = Dr. Creepy’s older brother
Pretty sure jakeh2112 is looking for a date molly. Look at him boldly defending you in the comment section! It’s a dating strategy!
Why is there no facebook link yet? what the fuck guys
This chick is fucking gorgeous. I’d cuddle with her or make her lunch or do whatever the hell she wanted me to do.
45 minutes and no-one’s posted her name/Facebook profile/where she went to high school/how she used to hook up with their buddy and she loves anal play (true story)? FUCKING AMATEURS.
No I am not…but Im close. I dont spell well, dont care to. Not a lot of call for spelling when you are drunk, hitting on chicks and watching sports 24/7. I get by with the skills I got.
True story
I PLOW ASS
Prez honest question here. What do you plan on doing with a female intern? Jenna had loads of internet talent (as we obviously found out from her viral videos), and what makes this any different. Unless of course you use her for promoting your booze cruises.
I’ll be able to write something clever and witty as soon as i’m done spanking one out to her. Be back in 5 minutes.
Lugnutz,
When you say skiils do you mean Rohypnol or chloroform?
Her parents are going to love all these comments about her first “realworld” job. Something to be proud about Molly.
what is clear is that pres hired an insanely hot girl to just spite Jenna who he still hasn’t gotten over.
what isn’t clear is why said hot girl would subject herself to that office when
1. Sales guy is a rapist
2. can’t imagine an internship at barstool would do anything for her resume
3. judging by her appearance (i am an expert judger) she comes from a upper class family so she must have connections at more respectable institution
4. How the fuck did pres slip this by the first lady? seriously jokes about how awful marriage is are all fun and games until you hire a 19 year old smoke to do your bitch work while your wife away is banging horses in Spain or whatever she does
Lugnutz,When you say skiils do you mean Rohypnol or chloroform?
When in Rome
people actually intern with you guys? for what purpose?
I would eat a can of ortega chili out of her ass
Do people who say things like “aren’t you married” “will your wife get mad?” “how did you get that by your wife?” really have to answer to a woman??? Fucking crazy talk!! He told her to go bake him a pie, or handed her a couple of hundred bucks and told her to go to the mall and let the men run the world like any other married man who still wears his balls does to his wife.
I will list the only chicks a man should answer to:
1.Hot pieces of ass he hasn’t banged yet and are about to
end of list
True story
I want to tie her up and fuck my best friend in front of her. My best friend is Tim Tebow
Molly walsh, matignon high
It is nice to meet you, Molly. Good luck at BSS!
Warm regards,
the things i would do to that asssss, my goodness, just sit on my faceee
the things i would do to that asssss, my goodness, yummm
El Pres do you have two offices? The office you showed Feitelberg’s duck boots in was nice. Now you’re back to the old dumpy office. What’s the deal?
umm ya she has already quit…
Wholesome hottie…
She won’t make it past Thursday
Comment Board doing their worst today! Way to go gentlemen, a job well done today, we’ll have this two bit blonde cum dumpster back on the streets in no time!!
by Ryan Leaf on December 13, 2011 at 4:00 pm
“Prez honest question here. What do you plan on doing with a female intern? Jenna had loads of internet talent (as we obviously found out from her viral videos), and what makes this any different. Unless of course you use her for promoting your booze cruises.”
Thanks for the unintentional laugh here. Saying Jenna has talent with respect to the videos she posts online.
Pres, I want constant updates on FEITS’ attempt to bang this chick until she quits
shes absolutely gorgeous…ill give her 3 days until she files charges against barstool for sexual harrasment
Cranston like you read about!!!!
i retract everything i said if this girl is still in high school. she is gross. not trying to be any Dale Denton’s up in here
Also sweetheart if you are in high school and have parents they are going to find out and in all likelihood even get a notice from school. stupid? yes, but such is life
If you go back to Pres’ twitter timeline he was talking to her and told her to come in if she wanted to intern (@honeybeeauty). At the time her twitter timeline was viewable. Now its protected.
What gives Molly? Why lock your twitter page?
Standard operating procedure as soon as she takes the job El Pres says hide your shit online….and take off you shirt.
True story
Btw. Supposedly she’s really smart. Studying bio or chem engineering and carries a high GPA according to her tweets. Congrats on that 3.7 this semester. I guess that GPA gets you a Barstool internship these days.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1232910221
chick has no chance if she reads the comment sections or creates an intern twitter or facebook page
Abby was the only girl that’s worked for the stool in any capacity that could hang
ONE MUTUAL FRIEND, YES YES YES YES!
KFC is getting screwed here. He’s got to blog out of his shoebox apartment with that lazy eye while the Boston dirtbags play hide the pickle with hot interns. KFC needs to go on strike until Prez shells out for a hot nyc intern, or at least one that looks decent through KFCs one good eye.
Lasts as long until you guys get caught sniffing everywhere she sits.
daddy issues
It’s quiet amazing how the stalking abilities are on this site, I love it. So guys where do I hide on her jogging route? Is there good cover or shrubbery to hide in? How tall is she so I know whether to bring a SUV or a car? Also how much rope do I need? I have a great gag, please let me know the rest of these details it would be much appreciated.
I would like to buy her flowers before I take her out to a nice dinner, compliment her and make a few jokes, all while making eye contact. I would then like to text her later that night and tell her what a wonderful time I had. A day or two later I would love to call her and ask her out on a second date, this time going somewhere more fun and exciting like putt putt golf, a hockey game, or a hike. You know, something we can enjoy together.
above_the_clouds…stay up there.
Definitely a smokeshow she can sit on my face anyday is she really from Boston? Looks like shes grew up around trees and grass…
You guys got the name and facebook right, but that’s the wrong twitter. Get your shit together boys! PS: she probly got the internship through her buddy Tyler Seguin…
i remember this girl! she LOVED backdoor entry it was the funniest thing!
A guy like me would be giving her the rusty trombone as ATC texts her sweet nothings.
True story
Such a bag of mixed emotions. First picture makes me want to marry her. Second picture makes me want to pay her $100 to give me a lapdance bukkake combo session. Third picture makes me want to blow a load on her back. I’m very confused. A+ blog.
above_the_clouds, you catch a case of the gays, or something?? She’s into anal play — do you really think she’s interested in your “spin-the-bottle” type dating games?? CLOSE THE YEARBOOK! The 80′s are over, bro.
over/under 30 comments so far by Lugnutz… Get a life bruh
true story
This bitch fucked Seguin?
Respect.
Its under…..but its early. As long as they keep paying me I will keep sitting here posting! But thanks for your input……keeps me grounded. I cant possibly be as cool as I appear online!
True story
I don’t bother reading the articles anymore for the occasional chuckle, I just go straight to the comments, and these had me laughing so hard people walking by my office gave me looks…. A+ guys
I can’t believe no one has made this connection. She looks exactly like the Pornstar Ashlynn Brooke (Retired Porn Star, watever)
http://www.allstarpics.net/0046540/013764198/ashlynn-brooke-pic.html
Are you kidding with those facebook interests? “Being magical”?
you guys are all nuts. she did not date gayguin, much less “perform” for him. Also whoever commented abut the GPA is correct. school for biochemistry, so smarter than most of you and certainly able to get a job. sorry that you’re jealousssss.
chompski is one of her best friends, possibly the gay friend.
Ladies and gentlemen her little brother^^^^^^^^
false and false, never met her in my life.
So you are just on an internet crusade for truth and justice in all things posted on blogs….ok! Carry on
Great, i was doing fine studying and now i have to wipe my keyboard after letting one loose to this girl. more.
you’ve never met her and yet you know all this about her? okay stalker. bro, you’re just as creepy as the rest of us.
Fap, Fap, Fap aways boys!!