WATNEY!
Fuckin fuck.
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Are those tits photoshopped?
Waaaah-weee waaa waaa
Hachie machie
Absolute knockout…also always wondered where the source of barstool’s blogs came from for everything not related to sports/hot chicks…REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT…not hatin because it literally is the front page of the internet so every site rips from it but ive just now put two and two together
I never check Reddit. Ever.
Blogs take stories and videos from other blogs? Holy shit, you sound proud as fuck for figuring that one out dipshit.
What role do those two camel jockeys play? That’s my question.
^^Dude, they drove the camels there. You answered the question yourself.
Watney>Dell>Caron
She’s got 2 rolls of Charmin crammed in that bra. She does not have cans that big. Believe me….I know.
Ok…well you could imagine, right?!
nice looking double stuffed oreo, i’d like to like the bottom half clean
She just her tits right through your eyeballs.
Wow she’s WAYYYYY better than dell. Now I’m gonna jerk it an have a nice night sleep
The tan dude looks like he is hover-handin it… SOB
Pres, how’d your brother meet Watney?
She’s taken away Dell’s only weapon. She just took Thor’s hammer way.
The debate is over, Watney wins
boob to waist ratio!!!!
It’s not that I care pres, thought I made that clear but I’ll take you at your word and anyways i come to barstool for the writeups just as much as i do for the video content…only posted my revelation because im a few deep and got a little liberal on the keyboard whoops…mitchpavelis relax my man.
I’m over this bitch. It’s all about Jenny Dell and her cannons
Those tits aren’t real, no fucking way! I spit my coffee out and i wasn’t even drinking any
Why is she all dressed up at a rough-framed house?
Watney was a solid B small C. Those are giant tits/LA tits.
Watney is ten times hotter than Dell. Fact.
And yet you keep pretending that the horse faced Jenny Dell is hotter.
Fucking moron portnoy
Habib and Samir got mad game. And Whatney has fake size.
Headline should have read “Watney Destroys Dell!” Stop the fight, Dell is Alfred E. Neuman in drag.
Yeah, no idea why such a big deal is made about Dell when she’s supposed to fill Watney’s shoes. Dell is JV compared to Heidi.
haha. Right on machete & pitcher24
Dell is dog food face…
Right. Is that the indian KFC?
she a smoke but jenny is where my heart is at.
do u think watney’s pub team checked that arab for weapons of mass destruction before they let her take a picture with him?
Oh wow! Oh wowie, wow, wow, WOW!
3 FACTS:
- Varitek fucked her ass, consistently.
- Heidi got implants. (size D)
- That Red-Dot on the right is her doctor. She also received a free slurpee with those implants.
^^hilarious. Seriously. Kudos
Implants. No doubt. Dells hotter partially cause she hasnt gotten jizzed on by half the team.
I think that’s a lot of padding in there. In other recent photos of her those tits aren’t nearly that big. Who cares that is fucking hot.
Kobe needs something to hold onto when he has Watney bent over a couch on a lakers roadtrip
i would cuddle, kiss her forehead and smell her butt, because I’m romantic like that.
Definitely implants, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Dell just spit out her coffee and she wasn’t drinking any. Step it up.
Why is she hanging out with those dudes from the no-fly list?
The 0:29 mark of this video is all you need to see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVqr2MOk40c
She either stuffed the shit outta that bra or she went for the porn-star-fallback option the minute the plane touched down in LA.
I love Jenny but I respect Whatney taking the LA move to heart and getting the bolt ons.
so? pretty girl in a green dress. Wow.
That “broken collar bone” healed up nicely.
Watney is hot but I get the feeling she’s a missionary only no blowjob type of girl. Dell is just as hot and I bet she’ll fuck your dick into submission.
No way those honeydews are real. Take a gander at her old Fenway pics…things were barely visible with a tight shirt on.
Dell = Hot
Watney = Pretty