Way To Have No Dick Lochte
So Ryan Lochte was featured in People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive Issue that was just released. I have no idea who picked this clown to be in it. After all it’s already been established that I’m better looking than this dude. And more importantly how about this photo? Way to have no dick bro. Like your legs are spread open in a speedo and you literally don’t even have the tiniest bulge. Have some self respect. At least put a sock in there or something. Because I’ll tell you this much. Stupid and dickless is no way to go through life. Jeah!
gnarly dudee
Honest question, EP: How much time do you spend a day looking at male centerfolds, men’s speedos, baby howitzers, Bieber’s ass, Lambert’s mouth, Gronk’s, well, everything?
Top 10 gayest days at the stool. And that’s saying something
Jon Hamm hasn’t been able to wear a speedo since he was 8
So to recap, I get half naked Judge Judy, half naked Ryan Lochte, a wake up, a guess that ass and a local smoke show…. so 40% of the time my penis is forced to look at something that makes it sad on your site. Step your game up.
MFK Bieber Lochte Brady Lambert Gronk
Thanks for subjecting us to this fag prez.
Dogs FTW again
I enjoy the manner in which you punish the Gentiles. Tov!
the closet door is open, just step out already and get it over with.
Stupid and dickless is no way to go through life. Jeah!
Thanks as good as it gets right there
A-
“Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-b-CfHbPGQ
Tom Brady’s kid slings more dong than this clown.
this is going to look much better framed on your bedside table prez
Guess That Bulge
Goddam, Lochte and a dog in the same fucking photo. No way prez hasn’t jacked off over this several times today
What. The. Fuck. Dude this is verging on the self-implosion meltdown that the Kony 2012 guy went thru. Career suicide with the shit you’ve been posting. Just fucking terrible, keep hoping that you’ll turn this around…
Hopefully Gaystoolie got the warranty on his laptop.
Maybe the dog will bite him
the sad thing is – he does have a sock in there.
The Dickless Wonder
your nose is like 100x the size of this guys cock
hey thats fine. makes uncle tony feel better about himself
Have you ever seen his dick hard? Then you dont know if its big.
Grower not shower is a real thing faggots. Like mine :/
Honestly, he is not even close to the sexiest man alive, penis or no penis.
@ midgets are funny, so you’re saying that Bieber’s ass today made your dick happy?
absolutely terrible picture
nice camel toe.
so just to recap today.. on this site I’ve gotten to see Judge Judy in a bikini… Justin Bieber on GTA, and now Lochte spread eagle in a speedo.
It is gay as shit that prez is blogging this. That being said, I mean…I’m no Mandingo but if I were wearing a skin tight speedo you’d still be able to recognize I’m a fucking man, this guy must have micropenis…look that shit up, its for real
I say Prez fapped to this about 7 times before posting.