Revenge. #ohmygod
How good are the Celtics? I think we're at the point where anything less than a World Championship is basically a severe disappointment
Kind of demoralizing for Philly that they are already getting the moral victory "at least we're still playing" pep talk
BLOWOUT! @phillybarstool
The best dance that nobody knows what it means is clearly the celtics arm dance. Marquis Daniels virtually untradeable because of it
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Supposedly this guy plays soccer or something? And since everybody knows soccer is the world’s most boring sport playing by the world’s biggest pussies he felt the need to make fun of the superbowl? That’s got to be what’s happening here right? I get it. Ha-ha I guess?
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Haha yeah bro football is so boring, that must be why the Super Bowl is broadcast in like 87 different countries. Go juggle some balls.
Just because America doesn’t have to play the third world sport of soccer , because we can afford equipment , don’t hate ! This guy should spend more time making PSA for oral hygiene in England and help the whole world.
if i hear one more girl say that they only watch the super bowl for the ads i am going to start tearing throats out
Yeah Wayne because a sport where there’s usually one goal a game with no contact is so entertaining. Watching paint dry> soccer
He would rather watch Madonna on stage than an actual sport that doesn’t suck for 90 minutes. That’s because he is secretly a flaming homo that loves reach arounds in the locker room.
Wouldn’t the super-uncool phrase “going ham”
be properly spelled as “haam” (with 2 A’s) ??
This is the same guy who had to pay 1000 pounds for a threesome with hookers when his wife was 5 months pregnant. Um… active football players don’t need to pay for sex, just ask Bibi Jones. Only washed up sexual predator football players who haven’t been relevant since The Water Boy like Lawrence Taylor need to pay for sex.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THrBvT9Pf0o
That is all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THrBvT9Pf0o
That is all.
I think they should all be castrized steadying with Tom Brady for having premarital ex and conceiving a child out of wedlock!!! These are the heros your children admire?! These are the roll models that kids aspire to become?? The individuals… INDIVIDUALS!!!! Who you all continue to pump your hard earned cash towards?! Give me a break! There are serious issues goin on in the world that need your time and attention and you are all a bunch of mindless sheep!!! Join us and save the future of humanity…
FUCK OFF BARSTOOL SPORTS!!!!!!!!
~tkobarstool~
Comparing football to soccer on an entertainment level?
Fucking WOW.
Always liked Wayne Rooney, bit I’d love to see him say this to Ray Lewis’ or Willie McGinest’s face
You realize hes more famous than tom brady in the world right..
Who the fuck is this troll tkobarstool…go away
You ma’am are a mindless sheep saying you need to be married to have sex
@tkobarstool. If you don’t like it don’t read. Oh and yes you are a useless cunt, that is all.
Besides TKO most of the dumbasses on this site are still virgins and 35 years old so go away
Obviously you pussys have never played soccer before.
So, let me get this right. 3rd world football is funner because the play is constant, there’s very little time stopped for commercial breaks and timeouts, and even when guys fake injuries the play pretty much continues? OK got it.
But, what about American football where they run a play, then stop for a bit while they set up for the next play, and have like commercials and lots of time away from the game, and shit? That’s not funner?
I mean, I know about 110 million people watched this last Superbowl. How is it that they can be wrong compared to the 400 million people who watched each match of the last World Cup?
@tkobarstool What’s it like being a joyless cunt? I don’t need a gaggle of frustrated twats telling me which professional athlete I should support.
Wayne Rooney is about 5’10 170lbs and makes welker look huge. Fucking pussy, I bet el gonz could give him a decent hang in for dear life and not get pummeled too early fight
Ahhhhh…. nothing like a bit of soccer talk to upset the meat heads. Fact is, Waz is right. There’s much to admire about American football but above anything else, the average NFL game is a platform for corporate sponsorship (30% game, 20% Analysis, 50% advertisements). As for the in-studio analysis itself, I’ve never another sport in which the analysts talk as much without actually saying anything of any real substance at all. Generic drivel 95% of the time with the exception of the occasional former player who actually gives some insight into the game. And as much as it upsets everyone here, high profile players like Rooney are far better known around the world than any NFL player. It’s just a fact.
watching a ball get kicked back and forth without much scoring and lots of flopping is REAL excitement! it gets the people going!!
soccer sucks balls
So paying good hard earned money to sit in a stadium with thousands of people who refuse to wear deoderant or use toothpaste to watch guys kick a ball back and forth and flop around worse than the Montreal Canadiens only to have the game end in a zero zero tie and then try to make it out of the stadium alive while everyone riots is supossed to be a good time?
Wow tko showing how open minded and accepting all those lunatics are. People who try to force people how to think and feel are cancerous to society. Nobody puts a fucking gun to our heads and makes us read the stool, please go waste some other group’s time you guys are seriously the scum of the earth. Go read the bible and choke on your own moral dick. Ps what is a roll model?
90+ min game with a 15 min halftime compared nfl game is 60 minutes and takes 3+ hours to broadcast. sorry, he’s right he’s just not a trained bitch like most of you here. you should be embarassed people are just as excited for the superbowl commercials as they are the game itself. for the record, wayne rooney jersey’s are sold all over the world 100x’s more than the entire pats and giants team’s jerseys do. i don’t even care for the guy, but he was pro at 16 and an international star (that means all over the world, not just the amount of land that your supposed “world series” covers) at 18. for the record, repeating the same old lines like “there’s no contact”, “they’re all flopping”, “no one ever scores” only proves that you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. then again, i bet you recycle all the shit you hear on espn day in and day out and swear by it. and you wonder why we’re the fattest nation in the world.
agree with Lupac. i hate commercials and think they’re terrible and getting worse. but the first half was a boring ass game without question. you could barely hear the crowd. the last quarter was great and that was about it. the rest of the game was boring as shit to watch and the crowd was terrible. finally, how many titles have the Pats won since caught cheating? sounds about right
C.O.Y.S!
i’ll tell u one thing… I don’t think Rooney would let a little high ankle sprain stop him from playing and more specifically.. out jumping a Barca Defender(Chase Blackburn) for Winning Header (Key Turnover)… Just Sayin
I fucking love how easy it is to upset people on this site.
Let me throw some knowledge in here.
1) Soccer is the most popular game in the world–that’s a fact. The most entertaining is an opinion, held by individuals–don’t conflate the two.
2) England actually has the BEST oral hygiene, strangely enough. http://www.economist.com/node/15060097?subjectid=7933596&story_id=15060097
3) We’ve all watched hockey games that were low scoring that we enjoyed, Soccer is the same way. Points don’t equal good games. Some soccer games suck, some are awesome, the same as some football games suck. But the super bowl was a good game.
4) Wayne Rooney is doing the same thing you guys are doing, completely discounting a sport because you don’t understand it.
ya, most popular… followed closely by cricket and field hockey. http://www.mostpopularsports.net/ get a life geek. we understand the game, and choose not to like it.
fuck those Tottenham cunts. Rooney carries the biggest club in the world on his shoulders. He deals with 10000x the pressure that any NFL player would dream of having. Glory Man United! Fuck Citeh and liverpool!
@ tomcaronsgoatee. I love that making a cogent argument illicits “get a life geek.” I have no idea how you can presume that everyone on this site hating on soccer, “understands” it. Ridiculous.
@pittfan I really hope you don’t go to PITT you faggot. Idiot. Retard.
Soccer sucks and you know it, English people do have shitty teeth by the way. If I ever see you at Peters imma kick your ass for defending that peasant sport.
Rooney you fuckin pommy poofter STFU!
the fuck is an advert? go back to fagland gayney