Wes Welker Just Stole My Hair Transplant Endorsement Deal Right From Under My Nose
CRANSTON, R.I.—New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker has had a hair transplant and will appear in ads for the Rhode Island doctor who performed it. Welker had the procedure done in Cranston this month during a five-hour session. It involved transplanting follicles to the parts of Welker’s scalp where his hair had begun thinning.
You motherfucker Wes. How you gonna do me like that? Stealing my endorsement deals and shit. You know I’ve been blogging non stop latetly about going bald. Hell just this morning I said I was quitting Propecia because I didn’t feel like turning into a bitch. Read inbetween the lines bro. I was looking for a hair transplant clinic to give me a free operation in exchange for free blogs for life. You just swooped in and stole my gig. Fuck you dude. I thought we were internet friends. Guess not. I don’t even know you anymore ever since you joined Jock Talk. Well fuck that noise. Any other hair plant places out there looking for the sexiest, most influential balding blogger on the planet to give a free operation to in exchange for advertising? Get at me. We’ll out grow Welkers hair under the table.
Look at the bright side, he will be gone in a year and you can sign a deal next summer.
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don’t worry, you can still be the ‘before’ photo for a nose job specialist.
or the after photo for post-op transexuals
Great blog headline Prez…..cuz thats a HUGE nose he stole it out from under.
Considering you can’t see below your nose, stealing out from under it can’t be too hard.
so wait, Welker had hair transplanted from his cranston to his head? there’s no way that shit is gonna look normal
I would not trust a hair transplant doctor from a town called Cranston
should get a hand transplant too
I wonder if they placed the franchise tag on him or if it’s just a regular 1 year deal
Only losers get hair transplants. Let nature take its course. I’ve been balding since I was 19 and really don’t give a fuck. I’d rather I have hair, but only naturally. Leave the vanity to women.
^ Nothing wrong with a little vanity bro. My hair’s thinning and I fucking hate it.
I just came in my pants and I’m not even wearing any.
did he see Frida Feltcher while he was there?
Wouldn’t anyone stealing anything technically be stealing it from under your nose?
Pres, that’s the difference between you and Welker. Wes is a man of action and you are a man of talk. He goes out and gets it while you sit on your ass and talk about it.
challenge yourself. have your nose hair transplanted onto your head.
Now that Welker is endorsing that hair transplant clinic, I’m sure he’ll let you take his endorsement for Depends.
I bet CLCR76 hasn’t been laid since he was 19
Cranston. Nice.
I’m balding too, and I hate my fuckin’ life. The balding just reminds me that I’m dying a little each day. Wish I was a balding guy making 10 mil for not catching the ball.
Where’s my beer…
Maybe Wes stopped being “Internet friends” with you after you posted photos of his QB’s kid’s junk. Just sayin