(Source) — Donald Sterling is not only banned for life from the Los Angeles Clippers and the NBA, a Nevada brothel owner also wants nothing to do with him. Dennis Hof has banned Sterling for life from ever entering the doors of the Bunny Ranch near Carson City, Nevada, and any of his six other brothels in the state. “A lot of NBA players come here to party,” Hof told The Huffington Post. “Out of respect to them, we have banned Sterling from coming here.” ”At any given time, 20 to 23 percent of the prostitutes here are African-American,” Hof said. “And they’re smoking hot. Some of them were crying this morning so we’re doing this for them as well. We don’t need racists or bigots at the Bunny Ranch.”
I like this. It’s like the Heat with their clothes inside out, hiding the Heat logo (a team Donald Sterling does not own) for no reason. It’s another way to prove you’re not racist. Just ban anyone who’s ever said anything racist even though they’ve never been to your establishment and probably never planned on going. It’s a great show of solidarity. And guess what, Donald Sterling? You’re also banned from Barstool Headquarters for life! And you’re banned from my apartment! And my car! And any other place that I “own” (rent, we’re not all rich)! You try to step foot in any of those places and you’ll find a chubby kid with an inside out sweashirt and an anti-racism attitude who’s ready to refuse your money and throw your ass out on the street. Be forewarned.
PS – The part about 20-23% of the hookers being black and smoking hot does kind of sting I bet. Just knowing for sure that you’ll never have the chance sucks. Because no matter how racist you are, a hot chick is a hot chick and you still want to fuck her. Thomas Jefferson said that.