Who The Fuck Does Dominos Think They Are With These Artisan Pizzas Where You Can’t Change The Toppings?
NPR – Domino’s Pizza begins a new ad campaign Thursday. The company is so confident in its pizzas that the ads say customers will not be allowed to change the toppings on any of its new artisan line of pizzas.
Have people seen these new Dominos commercials? The ones where they say you can’t switch the toppings on their Artisan pizzas. Everytime they come on I make an audible “Pfft” sound out of disgust. To the point last night the First Lady asked me what was wrong. Well I’ve had enough of this shit. Umm who the fuck does Dominos think they are? Hey Dominos if I show up and tell you to put peppers and onions on my artisan pizza. you better fucking damn well put peppers and onions on my pizza. You’re not the fucking French Laundry. Get out of my face with this hardo shit. You don’t tell drunk people what toppings they can have on shitty pizza. The only reason people order Dominos is because no place else is open and they are shitfaced. That’s it. Know your role.
probably so they can make them ahead of time and keep them in the freezer.
Pride before the fall. Well said Pres.
yeah no changes = delivered to them frozen
Domino’s pizza sucks, the only reason I ever order it is for the cinnastix on the side
Looks like they just dumped a pile of shit on top of some Ellio’s
the buffalo kickers aint so bad.
Strasser needs to weigh in on this
“Artisan” means they’re pretending that they’re Frank Domino’s Pizza Joint in downtown Worcester instead of a huge chain. Most fast food joints do this type of thing.
And what’s with “No has never tasted so good?”. Don’t they know that no means yes?
The real reason is they come frozen, pre-packaged. I love that whole “hand-stretched dough” bit. What does that mean? What is stretching the dough for the other pizzas?
I used to work for dominos it’s cuz the artisan pizzas are super low cost and the toppings they use are the cheapest ones and they don’t wann substitute more expensive toppings.
Blatantly frozen prepackaged pizzas. If they sell, you may see them in you’re grocer’s freezer next!
How about looking into Artisan stomach stapling, El Jelly Belly?
The French Laundry? I always thought that was a dry cleaner
The frozen commenters are correct. I mean, you seriously believe the mutants who work there could handle a pizza that isn’t basic?
Whats worse are their commercials where they try to make you believe they have a staff of “Chefs” working on research and development of new pizzas. Bull-fucking-shit.
If you live in NY, MA, or CT and order from a chain fucking pizza place please proceed to the nearest bridge and jump
…pretty sure your first problem is that you’re ordering dominos to begin with. Solve that problem and the rest pretty much figures itself out.
Dominos needs to shit the fuck up. When they have HALF the creativity that Pizza Hut does then they can start talking. How many ways can you reinvent the pizza? I have no idea but Pizza Hut is fuckin ON IT when trying to solve that mystery.
Amen Stro.
Are people really that upset over shitty pizza? Find something to actually get pissed about. You don’t like the way they do it, go somewhere else. Bunch of fucking dickheads here today.
I love the French Laundry reference. However, I have to say, TFL is overrated and past its prime. New place, Cook St. Helena just up the road, is the new fire joint. Bone marrow and sweetbreads for DAYS.
Anyone who orders pizza from one of these chains is a fucking retard. Have you ever seen the people that work there? All the kids that dropped outta high school went to work at dominos or papa ginos.
never have i seen such a modest marketing campaign (“we know our microwaved shitty pizza sucks but we’re trying to make it taste better”) to such arrogant and awful tv spots like this. Bragging about denying customers what they want? but maybe i dont know what im talking about i’ll see what dro man thinks.
Dominos is despicable.
What i want to know is how the fuck is a domino’s pizza so popular. its disgusting, could possibly the worst chain food establishment in America. Its must be run by the Jew’s.
Pres, you’re just angry that they didn’t let you top your artisan pizza with your favorite toppings: motza balls, bagel pieces, and male ejaculate
No means no, Dave. Dominos doing their part to fight rape culture.
Which term is pres overusing more…. “Hardo” or “going viral” ?????
better question: who the fuck do people ordering “artisan pizzas” from dominos think they are?
Stro nailed it….C’mon Pres I know you’re in Irish Boston but there should be just enough Italians with pizza shops to make you never consider Dominos.
‘Know your role’! Classic – Pres you are on a roll today.
NO PIZZA FOR YOU!
Know your roll… and SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!
jabroni