Why Don’t You Just Suck Usain Bolt’s Dick And Get It Over With Honey
You think chicks eye fuck the shit out of Michael Phelps and his tiny swimming dick like that? Fuck no. That’s because swimmers are geeks. You can’t teach speed.
PS – Hey Phelps the Swedish Women’s handball teams says hello….


I love how literally every olympics video gets taken in down in 30 seconds.
Phelps could win the 200 Butterfly in what is leaking from that chicks legs in that video.
This was a reader email addressed to you, right?
mattsh20- I would like to know why the Olympic Village is less accessible than the White House. Why is it so secret. They’re good at sports, and they fuck each other. Welcome to every D1-D2 school.
he is getting so much pussy right now its not even funny
^^ Thats pretty funny
@cantgetthestinkout- you’re god damn right it is. tell el pres to give credit where credit is due.
phelps’ girlfriend Megan Rossee. how does renee stack up? http://www.google.com/search?q=Megan+Rossee&hl=en&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS456US456&prmd=imvnsuo&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=eCMgUIPmAsPu0gGctYCICQ&ved=0CFwQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=899
I sent the original video to pres, and even though I got no credit I will still provide a mirror. It’s still up here http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6808564/girl-gives-usain-bolt-the-eye
Excellent. I was thinking the exact same thing when he was warming up. She was eye fucking him real good. Someone get an age check on this one
You think chicks eye fuck the shit out of Michael Phelps and his tiny swimming dick like that?
oh really?????? http://p2.trrsf.com.br/image/fget/cf/619/464/img.terra.com.br/i/2012/07/24/2449755-0748-rec.jpg