Worker on Charlie’s Angels Gets Fired For Slapping Minka Kelly’s Ass
TMZ - A crew member on the “Charlie’s Angels” set has been fired after slapping Minka Kelly’s butt. There’s a report out that the guy was holding a $100 bill when he slapped her, and that she retaliated later by slapping him, but our sources say that’s NOT true. What did happen … according to sources directly connected to the production … is that the man did indeed slap Kelly, and sources at ABC tell us, she responded by telling him, “Please don’t ever disrespect me or any other woman like that again.”
I’m so not mad at this guy it’s not even funny. Because let me say this loud and clear. If I worked on set of Charlie’s Angels there is absoltuly no way I wouldn’t eventually grope Minka Kelly’s ass. Just no way possible. Like imagine showing up every fucking day and just watching her strut that ass all over the place. It’s torcher. I know my limitations. I know my weaknesses. At some point I’m gonna break and molest that ass. And guess what I wouldn’t apologized for it either. Bottomline is that it’s too much to ask a straight male to stare at a perfect ass for more than 48 hours a week and not expect to slap it. I think Bohdi said it best. It’s not tragic to die doing what you love.
Torcher ?!?!?
Dude, “torcher”? Really?
You’ve hit a new low…..
ITS TORCHER
believing TMZ is like agreeing with Shaughnessy
hahaha Torcher….the three of you beat me to it, but good god Pres.
I like torcher, well done pres.
Doesn’t it anger you guys that a retard like Pres is making more money than you?
Why slap it when you can bury your face in it? Yes, please.
I would eat a can of baked beans outta thats ace
I love it when chicks take the high road and talk for the whole gender about disrespecting women… then in a few hours their knees are pinned behind their ears with a dildo in their ass while they urge you to use their pussy because you own it. Quickly followed by begging you to put your cum down their gullet. Yeah sure…I respect you and all women.
And on a lesser note, it’s “bodhi”… Not “bohdi… Which, on some level, is more disappointing than “torcher”
Howz, it bothers me that retards like you think retards like Pres makes money. Does he make money compared to the 19 year old kids that read this site? Yes. Does he make money like a grown ass 35 year old married man should? No.
I love Torcher and Rich……..
everyone has already said it, but it so bad that I felt the need to say it: TORCHER? You fucking kidding me? but on the other hand, it is totally worth getting fired to slap that ass
Great name… rarely can a name match the owner like Minka…
if Minka Kelly started walkin my friend, she wouldn’t be out there struttin that ass
You actually wrote “torcher” for “torture”? Wow, nice 2nd grade education dumbass.
macfunden…. yes.
I can’t decide whether Macfunden or Howz Ur Burger is a bigger loser.
Hmmm, I’m a fan of his but I kind of doubt Pres makes more than I do nor has near the benefit package (if any at all) but if had that nose full of nickels I bet he could retire.
I can’t say I blame this guy, but he should have at least waited until the end of production.
As for the disrespecting “women” part, she will probably do more harm to women in gerenal with the outfits and story lines from Charlie’s Angels
Torcher and Bohdi ?? Really? Really? Torcher?
th104 is absolutely right! It bothers me that people think El Pres makes a lot of money. More than college kids? Sure. More than than most other 35 year old college graduates? NO
It was torcher reading this blog….
bahahaha torcher. legendary.
pres..you’ve got to be kidding me with these typos…torcher?? apologized?? go back to 3rd grade spelling you hook nosed bahstid
y’all are wrong. pres may be a dumbass but his site is worth more than all of your lives put together. Unless you’re an “average 35 year old college grad” who owns a business valued somewhere between 1 and 2 MILLION, then he shits on your life.
Knowing he makes more money than most of us ever will is truly torcher.
Jongleur, I appreciate someone else actually acknowledging this phenomenon. Girls coming on this site claiming that they’d bone Pres and that we are all jealous, college kids talking about his successful business. Those girls would be pissed when they had to foot the bill on a date with this guy and those college kids would be pissed when they realized that selling t-shirts doesn’t pay the loans.
Ha, yourface, if you think this site could actually SELL for any money, you’re out of your mind. Pres has created this new barstool model of a site all about him. How many investors are going to fork over a mill for him to disappear? Also, I hope he sells this thing for a million bucks. Then, having no discernible skills and being completely unemployable, he can live off that million forever, right? Keep shooting for the stars, though, face.
Sure he would like to sell it, but he already makes more than everyone reading it does. He said he had a payroll of 350k. So barstool is doing pretty good.
I think he throws in words like “torcher” because he knows everyone is going to go off on it. Keep doing what your doing Pres
.x.”torcher” – what a total fucking idiot. I like funny and smart – I cringe when I see stupidity like this….any “funny” gets lost when I run into an atrocity like this…you’re better than this, pres, clean it up.
I really loved Torcher 6: Global Meltdown. Tuck Speedman was the shit.
torcher – one who gives light with a torch or sets buildings ablaze (arsonist)
I wish the Red Sox were as consistent as your bad spelling/grammar. I almost think you are doing it on porpoise.
th104 hits the nail on the head again. I’m not sure where “yourface” gets his numbers from, but I am sure its probably from one of those sites where your type in a domain name, and its gives you the “worth” of the site. Like th104 said, I would like to see him sell the sites and see how much money he gets, and how long he can live off of that.
I also agree with “sj39″. I highly doubt that Portnoy makes more than I do, and certainly does not have the benefit package either.
I believe my progression on the set of Charlies Angels would go like this: Try to be nice to Minka and get her attention. Try to sneak a peek into her trailer when she’s changing. If all else fails, slap her ass or grab a tittie and be fired. It was probably worth it. Maybe grabbing a handful of ass would have been the better move though. If you’re gonna go down, go down big.
It is cute that you think he actually has a payroll of 350K. He definitely makes more than most of the readers, but most of the readers are currently anxiously awaiting the bell to ring to get out of their community college class so they can run home and see what new post about dogs or Putin Prezzy demolishes with his illiteracy.
Sorry, I should clarify – replace “most of his readers” with “all of his supporters”. I apologize to the educated people who come here out of boredom.
omg … I really hope torcher was on purpose. I really really do.
tcsewell3 – He can say whatever he wants, it doesn’t make it true. I mean I know Portnoy has never once on this blog tried to build himself up to be more than is, so i I’m sure its hard to believe he could be doing that about money.
And even by your premise, the payroll of a business in no way reflects how much money the owner makes from that business. What matters is how much you make after you pay your staff, cover expenses and overhead. You could pay your staff a million dollars, but if after that if you have low profit, you don’t make a lot of money.
well…looks like we’ve found the new “into bolivian” except this one was not on purpose…seriously Pres get a macbook and use safari it’s got auto spell check for literally anything you write anywhere
Torcher = Torture + Minka’s ass being on fire (Like a Torch), Torcher. Although this line was very comical “It’s torcher. I know my limitations. I know my weaknesses.” Are you sure you know your limitations Dave?
You’re either a genius or illiterate. I’m leaning towards genius because the torcher line might be the most I’ve ever laughed at a Barstool blog. If that was intentional, bravo.
This week Jerry gave us “BOLIVION” and David follows that with “TORCHER”
^^Shmaaa, Bolivian has been a staple of BSS for quite a while, nothing new.
Ebert- you know not of what I speak so don’t hate…appreciate…tryna learn you sumthin’ Son
That picture says “heres a can of coke Minka” “thanks, put it right in here”
who hates on the guy writing a blog about sports and chicks for spelling mistakes? you guys are all nerds. keep giving your best valuation of the website, really interested to see this.
guy would have been out of a job in a month anyways, no way this show makes it
Fuck waiting for work or class to end. I’m on Barstool right now, like the rest of you porch monkeys.
It is unbelievable how many of you stumble over yourselves to be the first to point out how he spelled torture wrong. Way to go, assholes. Do you honestly think for one second he doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing, and why he’s doing it? If you really believe he’s that dumb, you’re 10X dumber than you wanna believe he is.
My Mexican gardener speaks/writes better English than you Pres.
jdarts, thanks for clarifying such an important issue, in reality i don’t give a fuck whether he did it on purpose or not but the fact that brilliant minds like yours can figure it out gives me hope for humanity.
torcher
http://www.bostonmagazine.com/articles/david_portnoy_profile_is_this_really_bostons_next_media_mogul/page6
Site worth 220-900k. That was a year ago, with the spike in popularity barstool has seen since then, I took a flyer and went with 1-2 mill.
“His wife wears a sparkling two-carat engagement ring, and the newlyweds just bought a 2010 Audi Quattro.”
If any of your wives have a 2 carat rock, I’ll eat your ass.
I can’t believe everyone missed “absoltuly” too.
Rough day at the office Pres