World’s Best Golfer Dies…Kim Jong Il Dead at 69
The sports world lost an all time great today. Kim Jong Il peaced out at age 69. Still the only man to shoot 38 under par on a regulation 18-hole golf course – including 5 holes in one. And keep in mind it was the first time he ever picked up a club. Safe to say the golf world will never be the same.


News reports say he would regularly shoot 3 to 4 holes-in-one every round. Haters can say whatever they like, but he woulda wrecked Putin on the links.
Does this mean we’re going to get Bobby Lee playing zombie Kim Jong Il on MadTV this week?
They still make new eps of MadTV?
A complete robbery from my facebook status at like 10
he was so ronery ans sad and ronery
good. fuck that asshole
you know the north korean website has said this about 10 different times and he will pop up again pretty damn soon. clearly he isn’t dead.
kim jong Il not II and would be great if his son wasnt a fucking nut
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You know he’ll be back in 3 days claiming he was resurrected and is the new prophet.
All the lights will be out in North Korea tonight and everyone will refrain from eating to mourn his passing. Wait…
@andyrooney, the official North Korean website is nothing short of hilarious.
Somewhere, Walt Kowalski rejoices, he used to stack fucks like Kim Jong-il 5 feet high, use them for sandbags
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dude was 4’7 or something, i bet his dong was the size of a jellybean, hard.
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