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17 Responses to World’s Best Golfer Dies…Kim Jong Il Dead at 69

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   by dana bibles midget penis on December 18, 2011 at 11:10 pm

   News reports say he would regularly shoot 3 to 4 holes-in-one every round.  Haters can say whatever they like, but he woulda wrecked Putin on the links.
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   by Crowe on December 18, 2011 at 11:11 pm

   Does this mean we’re going to get Bobby Lee playing zombie Kim Jong Il on MadTV this week?
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   by cripes on December 18, 2011 at 11:15 pm

   They still make new eps of MadTV?
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   by nms468 on December 18, 2011 at 11:25 pm

   A complete robbery from my facebook status at like 10
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   by meth1020 on December 18, 2011 at 11:43 pm

   he was so ronery ans sad and ronery
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   by kentuckyfriedlackey on December 18, 2011 at 11:52 pm

   good. fuck that asshole
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   by andyrooneyisagod on December 19, 2011 at 12:42 am

   you know the north korean website has said this about 10 different times and he will pop up again pretty damn soon. clearly he isn’t dead.
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   by joeybootz5 on December 19, 2011 at 3:07 am

   kim jong Il not II and would be great if his son wasnt a fucking nut
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    by Wicked on December 19, 2011 at 7:18 am

    You know he’ll be back in 3 days claiming he was resurrected and is the new prophet.
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    by shocker thumb on December 19, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    All the lights will be out in North Korea tonight and everyone will refrain from eating to mourn his passing. Wait…
12. 
    by Harry Johnson on December 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    @andyrooney, the official North Korean website is nothing short of hilarious.

    Somewhere, Walt Kowalski rejoices, he used to stack fucks like Kim Jong-il 5 feet high, use them for sandbags
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    by that_guy_ on December 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    dude was 4’7 or something, i bet his dong was the size of a jellybean, hard.
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