Would You Rather Own A Daughter Or A Cat?
So yesterday Feitleberg (who apparently may have down syndrome) and Sales Guy decided they were going to do an impromptu 10 questions with me. Nothing to crazy, but a bunch of people seem to have been surprised by me saying I’d rather own a cat than a daughter. Really? I assume every red blooded male would say the same thing. It’s nothing against daughters. I’m sure once you have a daughter you love the shit out of her. But make no mistake about it. No matter how cute and daughtery she is eventually she’s going to go to college and end up getting the shit stuffed out of her. No thanks. That’s why as much as I despise cats I’d pick a cat everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. No brainer right? But just for the sake of conversation I’ll throw it up for a vote.
Would you rather own a cat or a daughter. Vote 1 for cat and 10 for daughter
(1,822 votes, average: 2.65 out of 10)
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all day cat, not even a conversation
I don’t care if I have a slutty daughter, as long as she waits till she’s off my bill to get the HIV or have a kid
“He thinks he can answer everything, no questions asked.”
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Retard.
“Ten useless fucking questions because your staff is ‘bored’ or have them work on improving their shitty ad and blog content?”
would you rather have a nose like prez or a hairline like lebron
Light the ovens!
Gotta go with the Cat. Last time I checked your buddies and creepy uncles aren’t trying to fuck your cat. I think
Your cat’s not going to get double teamed by 2 black football players.
Im thinking of adopting a 17 year old blonde daughter to add to my already 2 cats.
just for clarification are we talking about any cat or “Big Cat”?
Terrible hair. You look like Jeff Ross.
fuckin pageviews.
BTW..Pres..you have the worst haircut/style of any person i have ever seen.
Is that the Mass. accent or is Feitelberg just a mumbling asshole?
If you even have to think about that question, you’ve already failed as a male.
“Eventually she’s going to go to college and end up getting the shit stuffed out of her.”
You eventually went to college and got the shit stuffed into you. No one likes a hypocrite, Dave.
its easier to put a cat up for adoption…
I HATE cats, but ya, I’d rather have a cat instead of a daughter and two cats instead of a pretty daughter and three cats instead of a pretty brain dead daughter.
Feits if you rocked a jew fro, you’d look exactly like a cabbage patch doll
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING? I literally understood ZERO questions the stupid fuck readings questions asked. How bout some subtitles? Fuckin-a.
Cat, that way I would finally have pussy
fuck cats and daughters, manzo > neil was the best answer by far.
plus cats only last like ten years. The image of your daughter getting plowed lasts forever
and which “bloggers” mom let you set up shop in what looks like a 2 story basement god damn…
there ya have it folks hed rather have manzo over neil.. make it happen
With a cat you feed the pussy. With a daughter you worry about the pussy being fed.
There are several girls I dated in the past who’s dads knew I was stuffing them like a Christmas stocking but welcomed me with open arms. Actually nevermind, I used to date whores.
all my daughters are either gonna be late term abortions or be sent to adoption.
Can’t understand half of the questions
Was that English coming out of Feitleberg’s mouth? It sounded like he was asking questions in a foreign language. And Neil has to be ready to do a swan dive off the Sears Tower. How many times do you get punched in the dick and stand up just to get another shot?
Try annuciating Feitelberg you mumbling fuckin idiot.
Why is feitslebitchsighjo a writer for this site? He’s fucking terrible, way too much attention goes to Neil and not enough to this untalented unfunny trash.
Allergic to cats. I choose cat. Fucking whores.
Both fucking guys mumbling like they’re 69′ing each other
Feitelberg nice speech impediment you fucking schleprock. Holy shit.
my pops once said, “With a son, you worry about one dick. With a daughter, you worry about every dick in town.”
Dave, nice job in letting your hair grow out to hide the transplant you had. C’mon, you think I’m fucking stupid?? My family is in the hair business.
Somewhat humorous but faulty logic. Sons and daughters are humans. They stuff and get stuffed like the rest of us. No matter what you have you just deal with it. It’s part of life. Most dads I know with stuffable age daughters just pretend it isn’t happening. But to say you’d rather have a fucking cat than a daughter is some Chinese fucking logic if I ever heard it. Also something that only comes out of the mouths of people who have never had kids.
can someone please provide subtitles for Feits? Fuck dude, clarity please
exitwounds for the win. Gold son, pure gold
Totally agree with the cats, but bigger issue is why the fuck are Feitelberg and sales guy bored? Fucking do something or get a real job.
get the cock out of your mouth Feits.
That cat would have quite the schnoz for a scratching post…
What is the end game for Feits anyway? you’re never going to run Barstool. You couldn’t be getting paid that much. Just associating yourself with cock jokes and raves…is there anymore to your life son?
manzo over neil had me laughing. its true too
^koberapes, shut the fuck up
Can’t wait til the Ancient Aliens guy sues you for hairdo infringement
I’ve always said, if I have a daughter she’ll be smart enough to not do Girls Gone Wild or smart enough to retain her likeness rights for royalties. Plus worst case, I have a big back yard thus lots of places to burry people.
I can’t tell where you end and the chair begins, you’ve gotten fat as fuck jesus
Not even a question. Ill happily stick to fucking someone else’s slutty daughter in the raunchiest ways possible as then sending her home crying to daddy. And I’ll be teaching my sons to do the same. At least with a cat, I can shoot it for ring a pain in my ass. Can’t do that with a daughter when she brings home the starting point guard…
fun day at the office.
You guys know you can ensure you have a son instead of a daughter, right? You go to a lab and they separate your sperm, the lighter sperm = males, heavier = females. Problem solved.
How exactly did Sofie turner big time u guys?
Hesitation on Lambert/first lady is HORRIFYING and starting answer with … I guess first lady just sick. I’ll say it. First lady is hot. That should have been an instant answer.
Looking young Pres.
Actually, I agree with him. I would rather see Manzo back than Neil.
What was the alternative to first lady? Lamput?
Imagine having a beat whore like Paulina as your daughter. Can’t ever recover from that.
youre still in that shit fucking office pres? Arent you worth like 4 mil internet dollars at this point? Blackout not killing it so much?
Can you just cut the bullshit with the surfing ?? Didnt you grow up in Swampscot or some shit? There are actually good waves near there funny how I’ve never seen you out bro?. And please learn to spell check your fucking blogs.. Fucking bunch of frat boy retards in a crack house fucking extension cords and pizza boxes