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I went to bed in the 12th last night and said that I hope nothing blog worthy happens at the end of the game. Well I meant any thing in game. I meant some crazy ending like the Red Sox scoring and the White Sox saying “Fuck it, we don’t want last ups” because they were clearly trying to lose that game. What I did not account for was Xander Bogaerts walking into the locker room and sexting, but actually accidentally tweeting, some victory booty. The fucking Xandy Man! You want to trade lives with someone? You better consider the 21 year old shortstop of the Boston Red Sox who speaks four languages and has also been knighted. Sir Xander Bogaerts is going to run this town for the next 20 years once he tightens up that defense just a bit, that ass is exhibit A.