There is nobody on God’s green earth who can convince me that wasn’t a skit from The Daily Show, Colbert Report or the Newsroom.   Had to be fake.  Had to be.    Either way I think I got to vote Republican now.   I mean if Chuck Norris’s smokeshow wife says we will have 1,000 years of darkness if Obama wins who am I to argue?

PS – Are there any of those karate guys who aren’t totally batshit insane?   Chuck Norris, Van Damme, Segal…They’re all fucking nuts…