Inside Track - This is supposed to be hush-hush and on the deep down-low, but you know us. It’s time to pop the bubbly because Kevin Youkilis [stats] and Tom Brady [stats]’s sis, Julie, are engaged! The happy couple, who spent Super Bowl week together with the Brady clan in Indy, got engaged “recently” after dating for at least a year, we’re told from a few F.O.Ys. Friends report that Youk and Julie met at a postgame party at Patriot Place last year after that other New York team Jet-tisoned the Patriots out of the playoffs. Not a good night for Tom, but a rather good one for his sis!It will be Julie’s first marriage and Youk’s second. He was married in 2008, but turns out not legally, to Ben Affleck’s ex, Enza Sambataro. They split two years later and she resigned as CEO of his charity, Youk’s Kids.

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anybody who needs to go on Millionaire Matchmaker more than Youk. He just has the worst taste in women. First he fake married Enza Sambataro who is reknown for being the cities leading gold digger and now he is marrying Tom Brady’s sister. Listen I’m sure Julie Brady is a very nice girl. But why would you ever want to marry into a situation like this?  I mean it’s one thing if you were just a normal dude, but not when you’re also a pro athlete.   You’re always going to be second fiddle.  Your side of the family is always going to be the ugly poor side of the family. There is just no way to compete with Gisele and Tom. They have more money. They are way better looking. They are more famous. Their kids will be better looking and on and on it goes. Thanksgiving will be an absolute nightmare trying to keep up with them. No thanks. I just don’t get it. Youk is a professional baseball player. He could marry a billion smoking hot normal chicks and be the toast of the town. Why does he keep going after pseudo famous chicks? So dumb.

PS – What do you think Tom thinks about this?  I feel like Gisele and Youk would hate each other.   Youk just stands for everything Gisele hates.  Primarily being ugly.  So let’s just hope for Youk’s sake he pulls the old fake marriage trick again.  That’s the best move he’s got.