Youk Is Marrying Tom Brady’s Sister
Inside Track - This is supposed to be hush-hush and on the deep down-low, but you know us. It’s time to pop the bubbly because Kevin Youkilis [stats] and Tom Brady [stats]’s sis, Julie, are engaged! The happy couple, who spent Super Bowl week together with the Brady clan in Indy, got engaged “recently” after dating for at least a year, we’re told from a few F.O.Ys. Friends report that Youk and Julie met at a postgame party at Patriot Place last year after that other New York team Jet-tisoned the Patriots out of the playoffs. Not a good night for Tom, but a rather good one for his sis!It will be Julie’s first marriage and Youk’s second. He was married in 2008, but turns out not legally, to Ben Affleck’s ex, Enza Sambataro. They split two years later and she resigned as CEO of his charity, Youk’s Kids.
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anybody who needs to go on Millionaire Matchmaker more than Youk. He just has the worst taste in women. First he fake married Enza Sambataro who is reknown for being the cities leading gold digger and now he is marrying Tom Brady’s sister. Listen I’m sure Julie Brady is a very nice girl. But why would you ever want to marry into a situation like this? I mean it’s one thing if you were just a normal dude, but not when you’re also a pro athlete. You’re always going to be second fiddle. Your side of the family is always going to be the ugly poor side of the family. There is just no way to compete with Gisele and Tom. They have more money. They are way better looking. They are more famous. Their kids will be better looking and on and on it goes. Thanksgiving will be an absolute nightmare trying to keep up with them. No thanks. I just don’t get it. Youk is a professional baseball player. He could marry a billion smoking hot normal chicks and be the toast of the town. Why does he keep going after pseudo famous chicks? So dumb.
PS – What do you think Tom thinks about this? I feel like Gisele and Youk would hate each other. Youk just stands for everything Gisele hates. Primarily being ugly. So let’s just hope for Youk’s sake he pulls the old fake marriage trick again. That’s the best move he’s got.


File this in the no one cares category. Youk’s a bum. Tom Brady’s a bum. Tom Brady’s sisters a bum.
“He just stands for everything she hates primarily being ugly.” I literally just shit my pants and I’m not even wearing any!
Being a rich athlete still has its limitations. Unless you want to go for the complete gold digger who is so obviously into you just for your money (like Youk did before) then you are limited if you are extremely ugly. And make no mistake, Youk is very ugly. Just ask Vince Wilfork, all his dough gets him nothing. I think the one dropping the ball is Brady’s sister. She should be able to use her name to do much better.
Youk made almost 13 million dollars last year with the Sox and has made upwards of 30 million over his career (which is not even close to being over) how are they going to be the poor side of the family? I don’t care if Brady/Giselle have 500 million, I don’t think Youk’s gonna be too uspet with his 50 mil
Preach on brother. You hit the coffin on the nail with this blog.
^ did you see the guy play last year? It’s almost over.
Can you fire yourself and hire a new blogger? You are all over Brady’s dick. Everything revolves around him. Get over it.
yeah they arent the poor side of the family, maybe poorer but that doesnt matter when you can buy estates and not really feel the pain on your wallet.
Youk would be the more fun side of the family, and I’d take that. God I can’t imagine hanging out with Brady and Gisele, they seem like such dickheads, probably havent spoken to a non-celebrity human in years
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you know nothing about how rich people think. They always want more. Always. 20 mill will feel poor compared to 100 mill. that’s how it works. that’s the point
“Thanksgiving will be an absolute nightmare trying to keep up with them.” HAHAHAHA very true, I don’t get this. Don’t get me wrong, I love Youk as a player but he seems like such a dickhead. Also, like you Pres, he is Jewish. How could Tom have let this happen?
Youk is an ugly jew just like you Pres. You love him.
Youk is the lead man in Shrek part 4.
Damn, if hey have a kid it’s gonna have a mega dome piece. They both wear a size 12 hat right?
He was married in 2008, but turns out not legally, to Ben Affleck’s ex, Enza Sambataro. They split two years later and she resigned as CEO of his charity, Youk’s Kids.
Now Brady’s sister has spent the last year swallowing Youk’s Kids. HEEYO! I’ll be here all night
poor side? Youk may end up making more then Tom Brady in the long run. Youk will have made 62 Million by the time the 2014 season ends. If he signs one more big contract, he will probably make over 100 million. Remember no football contracts are guaranteed, and they are ALWAYS renegotiated.
ha ha, that was good hocke4607…
wouldn’t that suck to be at a family function and just stare at giselle, thinking “why the fuck did I marry this beat bitch next to me?”
Here’s the thing. Nobody gives a fuck.
How many Pats WR’s have run train on Julie Brady? Minimum 5 right?
And Gisele makes 838383 bizillion dollars
There is no way that Frau Bündchen allows a Jew into the family, much less one that looks like a deformed gargoyle. Right now, she’s pulling Grandpa’s SS uniform out of storage.
howitzer reference please
“Youk just stands for everything Gisele hates, primarily being ugly”
El pres, this is one of your greatest lines to date.
I can just picture Tom, Giselle, and his sister playing yatzee after Thanksgiving dinner and Youk running upstairs to sniff Giselles undies…Great move Youk…I envy you.
Literally the funniest post in the past 2 years. You nailed it pres, no one can compete with Tom and G, I’d be intimidated just being mentioned in that family.
Yeah, and every smoking hot chick who would marry Youk would also be a gold digging bimbo. Julie Brady doesn’t need Youk’s money, she has Tom supporting the entire family (I am sure Julie got some charity management job or something going on)…..
All the smoking hot chicks who would marry Youk are all Linda Pizzuti or Enza types, shallow gold diggers that would suck any nasty dick for the high life.
@dawilliams24, you mean like, How long til Prez is posting pics of Youk’s kid’s howitzer? Good question.
Prez, I hear they have an opening for CEO of Youks Kids. I’m sure Brady’s kid will be hanging around there. HOWITZER!
Wait a minute. Youk isn’t considered good-looking?
Never seen someone so hot in one picture then a slob in the next picture. someone in the know, is she hot or not?
Yeah good call Neddybemis plus you add in Brady’s sister making the mucho bucks a teacher brings down a year (somewhere around $35k large) and that’ll put Youk way ahead of Tom and Gisele’s billions.
You talkin about Youk Primeribguy? Cause you obviously know the top picture of Youk WITH HAIR was taken sometime around the time Bush Sr was still in office right?
No, Stiles, Youk isn’t considered good-looking.
Youk is gay and the marriage is a cover up! Rexisfat hit him in the ass twice during the ’09 Allstart brake. Pre lap band surgery Brady’s sister isn’t anything great to look at either…
NONSTORY!
~tkobarstool~
neddybemis, are you retarded? Do you realize how much money Brady has also made from endorsements not to mention signing the biggest contract ever at one point? (i dont know where his contract ranks now) also, i’m pretty sure brady’s wife makes slightly more than youk’s future wife
allstart brake… lol illiterate lesbians…
He’s marrying the ugliest of the three sisters? Good work you Jew dummy.
Youk’s the man, show him some respect Pres
Darklighter, I put is she hot or not in the end of my post because I was talking about youk…you dumbfuck i was talking about her dipshit.
Auto correct on my phone…. Belittling prick!
@PrimeRibGuy, you know those are two different girls in those pics? The top pic looks like a chick that thinks she’s funny.
otwasted, totally got the difference, thanks man!! check google images of her to see what i mean.
Primeribguy no understand sarcasm!! Primeribguy smash!!