Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

[Mk]

Hi Bud

http://channelsurf.eu/

[Giggles]

I just took the worst digger in recorded history outside my neighbor's place.

It was so bad that a passing driver stopped, got out of the car, and asked if I was okay. I said I was, but that was just the humiliation talking. Pretty sure I sprained my left wrist and left asscheek.

Not exactly my most graceful moment. Thankfully I didn't fall on my KO MeatPie and ruin dinner while I was at it.

[rearadmiral]

Every business on W. B'way from CVS to McGoo's should get cited for not removing snow. Awful down there.

Driving in C'town right now is like driving in Ireland---one lane for a car going in each direction.

[mcm]

Reading and posting from a blackberry

Fml

[rearadmiral]

So much easier on an iPhone...

[lugnutz]

2 hours sleep and no customers=a very long tough day

[tballa55]

did you advertise your big groundhog day blowout weekend sale?

[lugnutz]

No its the "You dig it out you own it sale!"

[tballa55]

The troubled actor reportedly texted several X-rated starlets in the last week that they need to get lost.

TMZ.com reported Saturday that one text message said "Right now we are on lockdown." In another, he wrote "Please lose the number, we are closed ... please drive through ... thank you," the gossip site reported.

[SS]

watching the Superbowl from the hospital.

[lugnutz]

Is there a wing place that delivers there?


Get well soon I guess....or congrats on the sex change.

[SS]

yeah while i'm at it... hospital food.

[tballa55]

SS are you knocked up again?

[rearadmiral]

Going to game and having no seat:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SPORT/football/ ... l?npt=NP1#

[rearadmiral]

This party:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... in-twitter