Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Mk » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:19 pm

Chris Broussard wannabe
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Giggles » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:31 pm

I just took the worst digger in recorded history outside my neighbor's place.

It was so bad that a passing driver stopped, got out of the car, and asked if I was okay. I said I was, but that was just the humiliation talking. Pretty sure I sprained my left wrist and left asscheek.

Not exactly my most graceful moment. Thankfully I didn't fall on my KO MeatPie and ruin dinner while I was at it.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:45 am

Every business on W. B'way from CVS to McGoo's should get cited for not removing snow. Awful down there.

Driving in C'town right now is like driving in Ireland---one lane for a car going in each direction.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby mcm » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:25 pm

Reading and posting from a blackberry

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:34 pm

So much easier on an iPhone...
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat Feb 05, 2011 12:37 pm

2 hours sleep and no customers=a very long tough day
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:09 pm

did you advertise your big groundhog day blowout weekend sale?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:10 pm

No its the "You dig it out you own it sale!"
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:46 pm

The troubled actor reportedly texted several X-rated starlets in the last week that they need to get lost.

TMZ.com reported Saturday that one text message said "Right now we are on lockdown." In another, he wrote "Please lose the number, we are closed ... please drive through ... thank you," the gossip site reported.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby SS » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:43 pm

watching the Superbowl from the hospital.
the long national nightmare is over.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:49 pm

Is there a wing place that delivers there?


Get well soon I guess....or congrats on the sex change. :D
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby SS » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:55 pm

yeah while i'm at it... hospital food.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:06 pm

SS are you knocked up again?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:46 pm

“You’ve been waiting for it for a long time, but you got it. You wanted it, you got it. We’re bringing it home.’’
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:02 am

“You’ve been waiting for it for a long time, but you got it. You wanted it, you got it. We’re bringing it home.’’
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