Ummmm yea, that’ll do. Natalia Velez is a Colombian model who was in the GoDaddy commercial for the Super Bowl just promoting the shit out of rape culture. And that’s pretty much all I got. I’m fucking speechless looking at these pictures. Send tips to @jfeitelberg or feitelberg@barstoolsports.com

Even my favorite girl in the world can’t make today suck any less. Send tips to @jfeitelberg or feitelberg@barstoolsports.com

Elin is a Sweedish model who has been featured in a magazine called “Slitz” and apparently fucking hates wearing shirts. Play on, playa. Send tips to @jfeitelberg or feitelberg@barstoolsports.com

So yesterday the Blackout Tour DJ, Dante, texted me that I only make skinny brunettes the wake ups. He wants more big titted blondes. OK, Dante. You wanna play? I’ll fucking play. Here’s Sophie Reade. British glamour model with jugs that will knock you out if you’re not careful when you take that bra off. [...]

Monaco is a jack of all trades. She’s currently on General Hospital and even won Dancing with the Stars a decade ago. And she’s got the body to prove it. Send tips to @jfeitelberg or feitelberg@barstoolsports.com

People want to complain that the last wake up was wearing too many clothes? Easy, I’ll just bring the hoe heat for your Monday morning. No skin off my ass. Speaking of asses, open the gallery. Send tips to @jfeitelberg or feitelberg@barstoolsports.com PS – here’s Kristina Rose starring in a very hot, very NSFW music [...]

I guess Margot is on that show Pan Am about slutty stewardesses? Thought that got cancelled a while ago. Oh well, looks like sex sells and Margot kept it afloat. Not as many bikini and lingerie photos as usual, but I’ll be damned if this girl isn’t stunningly beautiful. Send tips to @jfeitelberg or feitelberg@barstoolsports.com

Melissa Riso is so hot that she almost pulls off that absolutely ridiculous tattoo. And I’m pretty sure that’s the greatest compliment I’ve ever given somebody. Send tips to @jfeitelberg or feitelberg@barstoolsports.