Former Doritos girl and married to Mario Lopez. I assume they’re going to have the hottest kids ever.
PS – it infuriates me that for some reason I chose “Tuesday Throwback” rather than “Thursday Throwback” but I’m not changing it because I’m too fucking stubborn.
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Alright so I’m trying something new. I get a good amount of requests from older guys about waking up with older broads. Since I think it’s mostly the guys with wives who look at these, I’m giving it a shot. Today we got Elle Macpherson, who I’m pretty sure wakes up every day and gets hotter. For the voting today, don’t vote on Elle. Vote on the idea.
1 if Tuesday Throwback sucks, 10 to keep it going
I don’t even know what to say anymore. I’ve been rendered utterly speechless by this guy. Bro, the ENTIRE world knows you’re balding. There is no sense in hiding it. None at all. This dude will be wearing a fucking durag by the time training camp starts next year. Refusing to accept that you have flaws is the ultimate sign of a douchebag, and LeBron has that in spades. Just fucking embarrassing. You want to be Michael Jordan in every other aspect of life, just fucking shave the head and make a movie where you play basketball with cartoons already. Oh, and win a championship. But we all know that you’ll lose the hair before that happens.
Introducing Ashley from UNH. It looks like Ashley transferred from Uconn to UNH? Forget Kemba Walker going to the NBA. This was a much bigger loss to the Huskies. Can’t lose a girl like this and expect not to feel it in your plums.
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