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In honor of Breeders Cup weekend here is the best horse race in the history of the racing industry.     A more heartbreaking finish these eyes have never seen.  Have a good one….

After suffering more scoreless periods than a spinster aunt, Patty Bergeron’s 5th of the year (with Timmy Thomas pulled) kept the Bruins from headed to an atrocious 10 periods without a goal. Bergie knocked home the point-salvager on the doorstep against the very good version of Carey Price, who has been nearly absent this season, [...]

   
News.com – JULIE Boyde’s wedding night was ruined when she discovered she was allergic to her husband Mike’s sperm.  The couple had been lovers for two years before they got married and decided to have unprotected sex for the first time on their wedding night.  Almost immediately the bride was in unbearable pain. She found [...]

StatesmanJournal – A 21-year-old Salem man reportedly called 911 to say that his marijuana was missing, but when deputies arrived, he was booked on drunken-driving charges instead, officials said. A man told dispatchers that while he was in the bar, someone broke into his truck, stole $400 cash, a jacket and about 3/4 ounce of [...]

Mirror – This giant snake left two men seriously rattled when it slithered across their windscreen. James Denton and Morne Aspeling were returning to the office when the 4ft reptile emerged from under the bonnet and looked them in the eye.The pair, telecom engineers from Jersey, pulled over and called for help. The snake was [...]

Pro Football Talk – Miami Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter says that as he prepares to face New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady on Sunday, he has to prepare for a particularly difficult challenge: A quarterback who gets protected by a special set of rules. Asked by Rich Eisen on NFL Network’s Around the League whether [...]

 
Nice hat asshole.    Fucking New York is so obsessed with us it’s not even funny.    Congrats you won.  Big fucking deal.     Hey Mazz you figure out why we hate NY yet?
 
- thanks to Andy I guess

Jose Canseco calls out Alex Rodriguez

Listen I have no problem with Jose Canseco saying he wants to beat Arod to a pulp. I mean lord knows I’m no Arod fan. But don’t say the reason you want to fight him is because he’s a liar and then two seconds later say you “love Springfield”.  I [...]