Has anybody in the history of earth ever accomplished more with an uglier face than Seal?    I mean first he bags Heidi Klum and now he gets his mutilated face on a scratch ticket.   Like okay I give up?   What do people like about his face?  Because it makes me want to puke.   It’s not like he has [...]

 
 
Like I said yesterday.  This shit never gets old.   And in other news 11 people showed up in Indy to greet the Colts.    BAHAAHA!   Life is good my friend.  Life is good.

 
You’ve got to give Steve Phillips a ton of credit here.   It takes a certain degree of bravado to look straight into a camera and say you realized you had a sex problem and were planning on entering sex rehab 2 days before the  scandal broke and the timing was just one big coincidence.   I mean [...]

LA Times – The ad that made former Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow and his mother, Pam, the unintended stars of Super Bowl XLIV was… a lighthearted take on a mother-son relationship… NOW president Terry O’Neill said it glorified violence against women. “I am blown away at the celebration of the violence against women in [...]

 
(New York Post) – Shock jock Howard Stern is singing a new tune — admitting Monday that he’s considering leaving radio to become a judge on “American Idol” next season. Stern confirmed a NY Post Page Six report that Fox is interested in hiring him to replace Simon Cowell on the top-rated show. “There’s not [...]

Kid Cries Over Tape Race Loss – Watch more Funny Videos
I got to be honest. At first I was going to rip this little pussy to shreds. Like grow up dude. Stop crying like a baby and tape race like a man. Who cares if it’s on camera. But then I saw what happened. The [...]

This is just gist of the notes I typed into my BlackBerry during the game last night.  Or at least it’s what little I could decipher since I was half drunk and was using my clumsy, smoked ribs grease laden thumbs.  (Note: If the cops ever suspect me of drunk driving and ask me to [...]