7 People Who Had Plastic Surgery To Look Like Celebrities And Had It Turn Out AWFUL

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Nate blogged the Kim Kardashian guy this morning so here are 7 more people who tried and failed. Love the effort on the guy trying to be the Biebs but the MILF trying to do Jennifer Lawrence steals the show.

By elpresidente posted December 18th, 2014 at 2:56 PM

I Just Died Of Cuteness #harlowandsage

 

 

 

I don’t even have words for Harlow and Sage. No words. They just turn me to the best type of mushy mush everytime I watch one of their videos. I go from hating life and wanting to strangle Hank 24/7 to loving everybody and everything. They are my serenity now.

By elpresidente posted December 18th, 2014 at 2:49 PM

The Celtics Are In “Substansial Discussions” With The Mavericks About Trading Rajon Rondo

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(ESPN) The Boston Celtics, after years of flirting with potential Rajon Rondo deals, are in substantive discussions on a trade that would send Rondo to the Dallas Mavericks, according to league sources.

Sources told ESPN.com that the Celtics and Mavericks have been discussing a swap that would furnish Boston with multiple draft picks — including at least one future first-rounder — as well as blossoming Mavericks center Brandan Wright and other players needed to make the salary-cap math work.

 

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Even though Rajon Rondo has seemingly been on the trading block his entire Celtics career, these rumors seem terrifyingly legit for a couple of reasons. First, Rondo has made it obvious that he is going to explore his options this summer as a free agent instead of signing of an extension with the Celtics where he alleges he wants to stay. There are a number of contenders in need of a quality point guard right now who will be willing to give up top prospects and draft picks for Rondo, so from Danny Ainge’s perspective it only makes sense to try and get as much as they can for him while they still have him. Secondly, even if the deal with the Mavericks doesn’t go down, this rumor has opened the floodgates for other teams to come calling about Rondo and place their bid for him. The more teams involved, the longer this thing is going to drag out. I don’t want Rondo to go anywhere, I think hes a top 3 point guard in the league, he’s extremely fun to watch, he has a championship pedigree and the killer instinct you look for in a leader, he has never been involved in any off the court drama and has been nothing but a consummate professional his entire career in Boston. With that being said I think hes gone this time. I think there are to many teams who want him and Ainge will get an offer he can’t refuse probably before the all star break, which is truly depressing to think about.

PS – Where does ESPN get off calling Brandan Wright a “blossoming Center”. I’m no botanist but averaging the same exact stats for your entire NBA career does not exactly fit my definition of “blossoming”

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PPS – Who the fuck spells Brandan with 2 A’s?

 

By handsomehank posted December 18th, 2014 at 2:19 PM

New Bedford Elementary School In Hot Water For Having Second Graders Protest During Recess

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(WHDH)Some parents in New Bedford are upset after they learned their second grade children spent recess protesting. According to school officials at the Alma Del Mar Charter School students were taking a class where they learned about the recent protests in Ferguson when they decided to hold their own protest. “They couldn’t do anything that would be anti-police or anti-any particular people. The scholars agreed to that and they asked the principal for permission as well,” Will Gardner, executive director of the Alma Del Mar Charter School, said. One parent, a police officer in town, saw the protesting students in front of the school as he drove by. “Having the children off school property without any parental permission slip is inexcusable,” Officer George Borden said. “I found that extremely upsetting, multiple people I’ve spoken to felt the same way, I’ve shown them pictures of this.” School officials said the protest was completely voluntary. “We had a group of Scholars who just wanted to play. They were on the monkey bars having their normal recess while this was going on,” Gardner said. Borden said that because he is a police officer he is already in a tough position, but this makes it even more difficult. “The first thing she said to me when she got in my car was ‘daddy, do you shoot people?’”

 

 

 

 

How about this executive director (whatever that means? I had a principal. Guess I’m just old fashioned) saying it was all the kids’ idea and they really wanted to do it? Get the fuck out of my face, dude. In no school on this here earth are a bunch of 7 year olds foregoing their recess for a civil rights movement. Not no way, not no how I will believe that. When I was 7 you could’ve told me that a cop just choked out Santa using the Easter Bunny’s ears and I’d still just want to go play tag and eat Gushers. I just won’t believe that. So, yeah, I hope the Alma Del Mar gets sued into the next century for this nonsense. Sacrificing a kid’s play time for some grand political statement? I scoff at the idea.

 

 

 

PS – How surprised would you be if you rolled up on a bunch of 7 year old protesters? Think it’s a bake sale, pull over to grab a brownie then get smacked with “Hand’s up, don’t shoot!” and “I can’t breathe!” chants.

By feitelberg posted December 18th, 2014 at 1:40 PM

Guess That Ass

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By elpresidente posted December 18th, 2014 at 1:05 PM

I Think I May Hate The People Who Hold Pro Terrorist Signs As Much As The Actual Terrorist At This Point

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You know what’s weird? I may hate these Pro Terrorist people more than the actual Terrorist #2. I think it’s because I know Terrorist #2 is going to get the death penalty. He’s going to pay for his sins. These other motherfuckers though. They can just stand outside the courtroom with their dumb ass signs pretending this whole thing is a hoax. They can stand there and look Marc Fucarile right in the eye and tell him Terrorist #2 is innocent. I honestly don’t even know how Marc kept his composure here. I’m losing my fucking mind and I wasn’t at the courthouse or at the Marathon. Yeah I know this is America and Freedom of Speech, blah, blah, blah. There is also something called common sense. These people don’t have it and if you support a terrorist you’re as bad as a terrorist. The police should not protect these people. If they want to protest that’s their right. If people want to punch them in the face and break their nose that should be our right. This isn’t about protecting freedom of speech or religious rights. This is about Terrorist sympathizers trying to rile people up and create a scene for no reason. Let em. Just don’t protect them. We’ll see how many more times they come out.

PS – Seriously who are these people? Where do they come from? Do they not have jobs or something? Everybody should know every single one of these persons full names and hold them accountable. This should follow them around like the plague. In fact that may be my new mission. When is Terrroist #2’s next court appearance? I’m going to go and try to get these people to give their full names on camera so I can help ruin their lives.

Double PS – I guess the terrorist’s mother in law told people “They didn’t want to hurt anyone in the U.S. They loved living here.”  If it was up to me we’d slowly murder her ass and make Terrorist #2 watch it

By elpresidente posted December 18th, 2014 at 12:29 PM

MILF Teacher Who Ditched Her Kids To Go Drinking All Night And Chase Dudes Is A Winner

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If you’re a MILFy teacher who just likes going out and getting drunk and tattooed then more power to you. Can’t be around kids all the time, even if they’re your own.

By elpresidente posted December 18th, 2014 at 12:20 PM

Worst Actor Ever Fakes A Heart Attack So His Buddy Can Steal A Barbie Car From WalMart

 

(Source)Two Florida men were dying to own a Barbie car so desperately that one of them faked a heart attack to create a diversion to allow the other to steal it from a Walmart. Tarus Scott, 30 and Gerard Dupree, 27, were arrested after their alleged ploy to steal the girl’s toy was caught on tape, reports Wesh.com. Surveillance footage from the Lake Wales Walmart on Tuesday shows two men loading a cart with a power wheel Barbie car, a Leap Frog tablet, and a Barbie Glam vacation house before trying to dupe store security. Scott appears to roll the stolen goods out of the store as the man who police have named as Dupree fakes a coronary to distract customers and employees from the theft. Concerned passers-by stop to help the suspect in apparent distress and one even appears to make a 911 call.

 

 

 

Not gonna knock these guys because I’m assuming they were stealing the power wheel Barbie for a Christmas gift and if you give a child a power wheel they will love you forever. So if you’ve got to go to great lengths to obtain that, go ahead and do it. My issue comes with the execution of the fake heart attack. Least believable thing I’ve ever seen. I got shot with bullets fired from twigs while playing War in my backyard and my death was more realistic than that. Did you rehearse once? Did you dedicate yourself to the character? Did you become heart attack man in WalMart? Don’t answer, because I know the answer is No. I saw it on the screen. An absolutely horrific performance and, frankly, an insult to all viewers. Even the real life ones. Not only did you not sell me, you had a heart attack in the middle of a WalMart and no one even batted an eye. That old greeter didn’t even get out of his damn chair. He saw you drop and was like “Nope, that’s not a heart attack. I’ve had two and witnessed countless others down at the Elks, you’re faking.” That’s how shitty it was.

By feitelberg posted December 18th, 2014 at 11:59 AM
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