Roger Goodell Would Like To Congratulate The NFL For Raising Awareness For Domestic Violence

 

 

 

 

Nice job, Roger! What’s the best way to bring attention to a cause? Celebrities, of course. Every charity does it. And remember, the NFL is a non-profit so they pretty much are a charity. Well marketing guru Goodell got some of his celebrities to beat the shit out of their significant others and look what happened, front page headlines and loads of national attention. That’s something domestic violence wasn’t getting before August. You’re welcome for the awareness, America.

By feitelberg posted January 30th, 2015 at 3:30 PM

I Need Infinity Amount Of These “I Want To Swim In The Swanepoel” Shirts

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TRUTH.

By elpresidente posted January 30th, 2015 at 2:50 PM

Radio Host Getting Served Divorce Papers On Air Is Some Cold Blooded Shit

 

 

 

I’m pretty sure this is real. I was hesitant at first because I can’t imagine someone just walking into the Sports Hub studio mid-show. But it seems real and process servers are sneaky motherfuckers so I don’t put anything past them. But this is why if I ever get married (I don’t foresee a woman agreeing to that, but you never know. Could bump into someone who’s blackout for 5 years straight and doesn’t realize what she’s doing) I’m going to treat that woman like a queen. Not because I love her or anything like that, but because I fear her. Immensely. You see when a guy gets a divorce he just wants to be left alone. He’s doing it so he can just lay on the couch one Saturday afternoon, unmolested. But when a woman gets divorced she wants everything. Not even talking money. She wants that, but she also wants your pride, your balls, your future, your will to live. I mean this is just RUTHLESS. Humiliating a guy you agreed to spend your life with at his job, live on air, is about as low as it gets. Don’t get me wrong, I respect it. But damn is it low.
 

h/t Torrey

By feitelberg posted January 30th, 2015 at 2:08 PM

Bob Kravitz Took A Shot At the Crown On Dennis And Callahan (4 Minute Mark)

 

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So I woke up today to a million tweets that Bob Kravitz went on Dennis and Callahan and took a shot at the crown. Listen I don’t care what this clown says about Barstool or me. The term “Fanboy” is something old guys who are getting swallowed by the internet say before they lose their jobs. That’s what Ordway used to call me before he got fired. I mean this guy literally said he didn’t have time for blogs. It’s 2015! I mean without knowing anything about where this guy works, I know I could walk in the front door and say let me run your website and my first move is I’m firing Bob Kravitz and they’d ask me where to sign and how much. You literally can’t be more out of touch with reality than trying to act like print media is above bloggers in this day and age. That’s just a fact. My pageviews W2’s and thoroughbreds back it up. I buy and sell guys like Kravitz 5 times day before I finish my morning coffee. That’s not me bragging. It just is what it is. So to play this whole blogs are below me card just shows why guys like Kravitz are going extinct in the first place. But like I said that’s neither here nor there.

Instead the point of this blog is Kravitz had every opportunity to say whatever he wanted to say to me. I gave him the chance to go on camera and slug it out. I didn’t ambush him. I asked him nicely and he flat refused. He turtled like a little coward and made up some lame excuse because I said Kensil was the source of his leak. That was his reason. That’s when I started pushing him around the ring. The exchange I published was 100% accurate. Or as accurate as it can be when somebody refuses to let you tape the conversation. Where were you when I rang the bell? You were sitting at that table with urine running down your leg. Afraid of the “Fanboy”. Now you go puff out your chest and act like Mr. Tough Guy? Take shots at poor Trent minding his own business in Iowa? Bro you live in Indiana. Isn’t that the same fucking thing?

Bottomline I have ZERO respect for cowards like Bob Kravitz not only in the media but in life. I mean people can say whatever they want about me, but I ALWAYS answer the bell when somebody calls me out. Inside Edition, Bradygate, KO Barstool rallys. In 10 years I’ve never denied an interview or going on the record. Even when people told me I shouldn’t I still went on. I don’t run away from controversy. I run towards it. So don’t you fucking call me a liar Kravitz. I’m a lot of things but I’ve never lied once in 10 years of doing this shit. You had your chance and you pissed yourself. It’s just a total coward move then to run to a radio station and talk about what a big meanie I am and how you didn’t go on because we post pictures of girls on our site. But I guess it’s what I should have expected from you seeing you in action.

PS – That tweet about being called an anti semite is the most classic old guy asshole tweet. Oh 1 guy in 3 days said something anti-Semitic? It’s fucking twitter brah. That just proves how irrelevant you are. Be somebody. I get called the worst shit in the world 1,000 times a day. I don’t cry about it and make it seem like I’m some sort of victim. You started Deflategate. You said Kraft (who is jewish) didn’t have the spine to fire Belichick. You’ve been wrong every step of the way. I’ve been right every step of the way. People don’t hate you because you’re Jewish. They hate you because you’re a mudslinging, Irsay fanboy coward.

 

By elpresidente posted January 30th, 2015 at 12:47 PM

Everyone In Boston Jerked Off While Snowed In… Duh

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Statistics like this bring us to a somewhat harrowing realization: the only thing keeping everyone from fucking themselves nonstop and laying in puddles of their own filth is the absence of a State of Emergency. You know how people often ask “if you won the lottery and could quit your job, what would you do?” If someone ever answers anything but “PornHub. So much fucking PornHub” then they’re just embarrassed and are giving a fake answer. Because that’s the reality and it’s a proven fact. If you didn’t have to go to work then you would just fuck your own dick all day. Time to accept that no one really wants to travel the world, or find a fun hobby, or whatever else liars say they’d do without the responsibility of work. You’d sin all day. That’s what you’d do.

By feitelberg posted January 30th, 2015 at 12:17 PM

Boston Celebrities Go On Jimmy Kimmel To Take The Fall For DeflateGate

 

 

 

First of all, I appreciate these guys doing this. Even though I volunteered to take responsibility a week ago when we were in the thick of this witch hunt and they waited until science said it wasn’t any person who did it, it was Mother Nature. Some would nitpick and say they’re a day late and a dollar short, but I still respect and appreciate the sentiment.

 

Second, I really wanted to like this. I love all these actors. Chris Evans, Krasinski, obviously Affleck and Damon. They’re all awesome, so I truly wanted to think this was too. But I just couldn’t. I’m sorry. Not saying it was horrible, it was like a C, but I just didn’t love it as much as the rest of the internet seems to.

 

 

UPDATE: I watched this last night and was tired. Upon review this morning, I’m bumping it up to a B. I kinda like it now.

 

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By feitelberg posted January 30th, 2015 at 11:40 AM

Emergency Capital Grille DeflateGate Press Conference

By elpresidente posted January 30th, 2015 at 11:07 AM

The Kidz Bop Version Of “All About That Bass” Has A Pretty Weird Anal Reference

 

 

Hey guys, “I’m bringing booty back” is a little too raunchy for Kidz Bop. Any suggestions for a way to make it G rated?

How ’bout we bring back ass fucking!

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Look for a while now I’ve been the flag carrier for butt stuff. Just the other day I said that ass eating should’ve been TIME’s person of the year, not some silly Ebola doctors. But the fact of that matter is that little kids singing about it makes me feel very uncomfortable. I know kids these days are rounding third and heading home during kindergarten nap time, but I don’t need to hear songs about it. You can kiss and do all the other stuff you want, but anal should strictly be reserved for people who know cursive and their multiplication tables.

 

 

Vine via Pete

 

By feitelberg posted January 30th, 2015 at 10:55 AM
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