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    Philadelphia, PA

    April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
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    New York City, NY

    April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Toad's Place
    New Haven, CT

    January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Lupo's
    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Webster Theater
    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Palladium
    Worcester, MA

    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Sherman Theater
    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Union Bar
    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
  • The Boulder Theater
    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Fillmore
    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

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Bs Game 3 Live Blog, Time To Make Flowers On The Red Wings

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Sunday the Bs proved that if they play their game, the Wings can’t skate with them. Had trouble all year but the blueprint is now established: physical presence, net crash, and make sure Claude tells the refs pre-game to keep an eye out for the obstruction. Bs keep that momentum up from game 2 and this series has 180 minutes of hockey left in it. Now let’s go make some flowers on ‘em.

By feitelberg posted April 22nd, 2014 at 7:30 PM

Barstool Rundown April 22

 

Today’s Subjects

 

Hardo Cop Tripper

Rovell Suspended

Lohan Vs.Lawrence

Schefter Marathon Story

Sad Thunder Fans

Kenyan Rollerblading Police Force

Lion Attack In India

By handsomehank posted April 22nd, 2014 at 6:38 PM

Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day – Olivia

 

 

Introducing Olivia from Emerson.    Emerson has to be top 10 smoke schools of the year right?   Still churning em out.   Do you know any smokes?  Send them to tips@barstoolsports.com

By elpresidente posted April 22nd, 2014 at 5:35 PM

Reader Email – Drunken Wrestling Goes Very, Very Wrong

 

 

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Reader Email

 

Not sure if you guys take submissions for funny/stupid videos, but my friends decided to wrestle in a kitchen the other night in Boston and the aftermath was quite cringe worthy. The results were a broken tibia, fibula, and some torn ligaments. Definitely worth the watch and hopefully a post. Thanks.

 

 

That right there is why I never go back to an apartment with a bunch of dudes high on alcohol and testosterone. If you stick to taking girls back to your apartment you very rarely end up with a broken tibia, fibula and torn ligaments.

 

 

PS – In my world “stick to taking girls back” means “stick to passing out on your couch with pizza and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked.” But whatever you want to call it, you wake up with your foot still firmly attached to your body.

By feitelberg posted April 22nd, 2014 at 5:05 PM

Can Taylor Swift Save Ukraine? Stupidest Question Ever Asked.

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Remember in school when your teacher would say there’s no such thing as a dumb question to the dumb kids? This headline just finally proved that theory wrong. Can Taylor Swift save Ukraine? I don’t know. Can a fourteen year old girl move to Nashville and set the country world on fire? Can someone make dancing awkwardly while standing still remarkably sexy? Can a girl who wins a remarkable amount of awards still be completely shocked every time she wins an award? Can one of the largest superstars in the world fall head over heels for an internet blogger? The answer to all these questions is a resounding “WHAT A STUPID QUESTION! OF COURSE SHE CAN!”

 

 

PS – Truest sentence ever right here

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If it comes down to this guy…

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Or this girl…

 

Who are you taking? Taylor, every time. I’d put it to a vote but that only goes to 10 stars and I don’t want to break the hightech system when everyone tries to vote 1,000,000,000 for T.
By feitelberg posted April 22nd, 2014 at 4:35 PM

Lindsey Vonn and Elin Nordegren Are BFF’s?

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DM – You might expect them to be arch enemies. But it has been revealed that Elin Nordegren is in fact good friends with her ex-husband Tiger Woods’ current girlfriend Lindsey Vonn. Elin wanted to get to know the 29-year-old because she knew Vonn would be spending time with her two children with Tiger – six-year-old daughter Sam and three-year-old son Charlie. After meeting her, she found she actually liked her,’ a sorce told Us Weekly in an article on Monday. The whole group recently took a vacation together and the two blondes would sometimes grab drinks with each other and leave Tiger with the children. ‘You’d think it would be weird, but Elin loves Lindsey and they talk all the time. Elin likes that Lindsey is a strong woman,’ insider added.

So fucking weird. How can your ex wife who you cheated on with a million chicks and when she found out promptly beat you with a golf club be best friends with your new girlfriend? I would say it makes no sense, but honestly nothing Tiger does in his personal life surprises me. I’m convinced this dude has more skeletons in his closet than anybody on the planet. Just a kinky ass bitch that has a million secrets. Like if any real life human was going to engage in that rape incest scene from Game of Thrones my money would be on him. So having his current slam piece be best friends with ex wife seems kind of par for the course for this guy. (no pun intended but intended) Seriously has there ever been as high profile an athlete that we truly know less about than Tiger Woods?

By elpresidente posted April 22nd, 2014 at 3:55 PM

Leopard Jumps Out Of A Roof In India and All Hell Breaks Loose

 

 

Honestly there are so many leopard attack in India I’m starting to lose track of them all.  I can’t tell if this is the same attack as a couple months ago which was the same attack as a couple months before that or these are all separate incidents.  They all kind of look the same.   Like a Leopard appears out of nowhere and then it’s instant chaos.  Just a shit ton of Indian bros smashing into each other, running every which way trying to get out of the way while simultaneously swinging sticks at it.    And everytime I’m rooting for the Leopard.     Thing is scared shitless.   I mean look at this face.   So cute.  He just wants to go home.

 

cuteyees

 

 

Seriously could that face do any damage?  He couldn’t hurt a fly.   (Guy who got scalped notwithstanding of course.   Seriously not a good look bro.  Clean it up you scalped motherfucker)

 

 

rraddad ooopsrar

 

 

By elpresidente posted April 22nd, 2014 at 3:28 PM

Will Jacoby Ellsbury Be Booed Tonight….Better Question. Does Anybody Care?

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CSNNE – Joe Girardi expects Ellsbury to get a mixed reception after leaving the Red Sox to a sign a $153 million, seven-year deal with New York. “We’ll see what happens,” Ellsbury said. “You can’t think about what they’re going to do. In this game, you can really only focus on what you can do. Not worry about all that other stuff you can’t control.” “I gave the organization everything I had for a third of my life,” he added. “Nine years in an organization – drafted by them, came up and won two World Series. I left it all on the field.”

So this is kind of an annual blog now. Whether a former Red Sox player who bolted to the Yankees will be booed in his return to Fenway. Johnny Damon was an automatic boo. Clemons was an automatic boo. Boggs was an automatic boo. Youk was an automatic standing O. And now we have Ellsbury. The best answer to this one is I don’t give a fuck. I had strong opinions about the previous four, but Ellsbury is just so blah I could care less. Very good player. Unbelievably blah personality, Flat out don’t give a shit either way about him. So I don’t think he’s gonna get booed or cheered. He’s just another guy on the Yankees to me. Jacoby Blahsbury,

By elpresidente posted April 22nd, 2014 at 2:45 PM
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