TMZ – Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back at it again — eyewitnesses tell TMZ, the on-off-on-off-again couple has been canoodling all morning in Texas … hitting up a Starbucks together and a local breakfast joint. Selena Instagrammed the Starbucks photo about 15 minutes ago — and sources inside the Starbucks tell us Selena was there with Bieber in the last hour. Bieber and Selena were also spotted leaving a place called Royal Perfume. Sources inside the store tell us, Bieber bought 2 colognes (Obsession by CK and Pour Homme by Givenchy).
Uh oh. Looks like Selena is hooked on that dick juice again! All it took was a little comment that she looked good on Instagram, having the media talking about his dick, a little Obsession by CK, ripping some pushups in the clink and suddenly he’s balls deep yet again. Selena is so strung out on the Biebs she can’t even function right. You don’t quit Bieber. Bieber quits you. She’s totally heading back to Bieber rehab after he turns her out this weekend. Don’t hate the player hate the game.
I’ve never seen The Wire. I started watching it last week and had sent out a few tweets about it at night. The first night I said something along the lines of “Don’t see the high praise. Fine show but not among the greats.” By and large, people agreed with me. Some said it didn’t stand the test of time, others said it’s always been overrated and a lot said to wait until season 3 even though season 2 is apparently awful. And I stand by not loving it, when I’m watching The Wire it’s not must-see TV. I don’t turn out the lights and throw my phone to the other side of the room to avoid distractions. It’s a good show, I have no problem watching it, but I certainly don’t treat it like Breaking Bad, True Detective, The Sopranos, etc.
However, the next night I tweeted that the intro sucked, and while a majority people agreed that the show itself was overrated, people went BANANAS when I said the intro wasn’t good. Like it’s fine if you don’t like the show, but how dare I not like the intro filled with flip phones, pagers and dial-up modem tones. How DARE I! People were furious. It was the most “unfollowed” replies I’ve ever gotten from a tweet. If my address was public people would have stormed my apartment like Gaston and the mob going to kill The Beast. It was crazy. Look, that intro sucks. It’s WAY too long (it’s fucking 15 seconds longer than HOMELAND and that’s the longest/worst intro ever), the shots aren’t cool, the song isn’t very good, and I always expect to hear “You’ve got mail!” at some point in it. There’s nothing redeeming about it. It sucks. Sorry, the truth hurts.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
This is my good buddy Tyler. He is “deep-fried” to what we consider, a real space cadet. His daily activities consist of going to class, and as soon as he’s out its straight to some sort of alcoholic beverage. He is known around friends of campus as a “cooked boy” and it is heard every single day. He dresses up more than any one that I know for classes, and this comes from a man who wears sweatpants on the reg. His personality is outgoing, but could use some advice for the ladies. For the love of God, please help this lost soul.
Your fans from Colby-Sawyer College, (NH)
Imgur - “This is the second of my political oriented figurines. As many of you guys know, Russia is bringing an all-out war against the civil rights of gay people in Russia. Leading the charge is Mr. Putin and his homophobic leadership. I wanted to ridicule Mr. Putin so I wanted to make a voodo[o]-like doll of him so people could do whatever they wanted to Mr. Putin in the privacy of their own home. However, what a better way to attack Mr. Putin’s shirtless bear wrestling reputation? Make him into the shape of a butt plug.”
How pissed is Putin that he got the butt plug treatment? Guy must be slamming his fists on every desk in Russia right now. “I AM NOT BUTT PLUG! I AM STRONG RUSSIAN MAN!” Just has to sit there thinking about a ton of gays shoving his likeness up their asses. Bet its absolutely eating him up inside. Just a crushing blow to his anti-gay stance. But that’s what happens when you try and impose archaic rules on sexual freedom bro. You get butt plugged.
This designer is probably gonna make so much money off this. It’s a must have item for gay rights people all around the world. Like if you don’t have the Putin butt plug then you’re not totally committed to the cause. Make great gifts too. “Oh my god, a Russian dictator I can shove up my balloon knot! It’s exactly what I wanted!”
Bostonherald – Mayor Martin J. Walsh, in a major speech today, will unveil his plan for a “late night task force” that could reshape the city’s nightlife — with a mandate to look at 3:30 a.m. closings and shake up Boston’s image as a stuffy city that rolls up its sidewalks when other major cities are still hopping. “The entire speech will be about making Boston an international center of business, and making it the most attractive city it can be to foster that,” said Chief of Staff Daniel Arrigg Koh, noting the city needs to develop a more “vibrant” and “cosmopolitan” nightlife to retain talented bio and hi-tech workers, as well as attract globe-trotting travelers who may want to grab a late steak or a glass of wine.Koh said a major thrust of the mayor’s speech today at the Boston Municipal Research Bureau’s annual meeting at the Seaport Hotel will be outlining his creation of what City Hall is informally calling a “late night task force” to focus on extending the hours bars and eateries can stay open. To that end, the group will look to create a pilot program in the less residential Seaport District to test extending the closing time of bars and restaurants, possibly easing into it by allowing establishments to serve alcohol until 2:30 a.m. but stay open until 3:30. People could keep dancing in nightclubs until that hour. The staggered shutdown would help avoid the chaos that ensues now when bars close their doors at 2 a.m., sending revelers en masse out onto the streets to compete for cabs because the T shuts down at 1 a.m. The MBTA, however, will launch a pilot soon to push weekend service back to 3 a.m. on its subway and trolley lines, and 15 bus routes.
Mumbles must be rolling around in his grave right now. I mean he fought tooth and nail against progress for the better part of 20 years. He hated nightlife and young people. His body isn’t even cold yet and Marty Walsh is already trying to undo everything he fought so hard to preserve. All I can say is thank fucking god. This is an absolute no brainer. Boston is a world class city. To compete for the best talent and best people you need to act like a world class city. That means not shutting down completely at 2am. Granted I still think this is light years away from happening, but it’s a step in the right direction for sure.
PS – If extending curfew doesn’t work and just causes more fights and chaos don’t blame me. The only time I’m up past 10pm nowadays is when the First Lady goes to sleep early so I have complete control of the TV and snacks without being hassled so I party by myself eating bad shit and watching Jack Ryan movies till 3am.
I’m not saying Triple H should have been more excited to meet Gronk, but Triple H should have been more excited to meet Gronk. Meanwhile Gronk looked like typical Gronk. Just happy as shit to be in the building and meet him. Regular Guy 101. Suprised he didn’t have a foam finger in the crowd.
PS – This gives you an idea of what a Monster Gronk is. Twice the size of Triple H.
Hearts on fire…pure desire! No seriously though this is the least inspiring beach workout video I’ve ever seen in my life. This literally reminds me Rocky III when Rocky is all full of himself not taking his workouts seriously and Clubber Lang is in a dungeon blaring Eye of the Tiger. My confidence is shook.
Sidenote - I have no idea if that’s Amendola.
PS – By far the weirdest thing Barstool has ever done is me and Big Cat trying to re-enact the Rocky beach scene in California. It didn’t get nearly the hype it deserved. Shit should have won a razzy. The best (or worst) part about it was we spent hours working on it and were dead serious trying to make it look real. Like this honest to god this was our best effort. A young Handsome Hank barking out orders on how to make it realistic. Big Cat and Hank almost coming to blows on artistic vision. Wild times.