If You’re Into Pregnant Chicks, This Gallery Of Celebs Who’ve Posed Naked With Their Babies Is For You

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Not here to judge, just here to drop a list with all the chicks who’ve posed naked while they were pregnant (along with the photos). Your choices from here on out are you own.

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 3:39 PM

Taylor Swift Re-Establishing Her Spot As the Unsexiest, Sexy Chick Of All Time At the Knicks Game

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Just unreal humback neck here from Feitleberg’s girl Tswift.   I mean I know I’ve already said this a million times, but there just isn’t a sexier unsexy chick on the planet than Tswift.   She literally has Hollywood looks one second and then looks like a mutant that escaped from my neck the next.   Never seen anything like it.  I think that’s why she always has big time boyfriends and then gets dumped 3 seconds later.  They see her at an awards show and she looks gorgeous and then they take her home and she’s just hump necking it all over the place being gangly as fuck.   Bizarro world stuff.

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 3:25 PM

Bryan Doo And Kelly Olynyk’s Pregame Handshake Routine Last Night Was Lava Hot

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Is Bryan Doo the most under the radar personality in Boston?  Seriously Puff Dooey doesn’t get nearly the love he deserves around here and that’s my fault..  Dude is ELECTRIC.   He’s always on point.  Doesn’t matter if it’s pregame handshakes, pregame stretches or just Doo being Doo.  Guy brings it every single day.

 

 

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By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 2:55 PM

T-Pain Acoustic Is About A Billion Times Better Than You’d Expect

 

 

 

 

For like 10 years now I’ve had a deep, dark secret. Something I was scared to tell anybody, even on Barstool Confessions. Well now I feel perfectly fine admitting it… I LOVE T-Pain. LOVE him. He’s like Pitbull, everyone laughs at him while he just keeps putting out hits. But, I was scared to admit it because all he does is use that auto-tune nonsense and if I said I like him I’d get thrown in the Scumbag Taste Club. Not anymore! Dude has the voice of a damn angel. That was some smooth, old school Brian McKnight shit. Singing on NPR to white folks in coffee shops, flashing raw talent around and shit. Outstanding performance. That “I’m In Luv With A Stripper” acoustic joint was an absolute 10. Probably took a barista out back and slammed it out in the alley while pouring herbal teas all over themselves.

 

 

That’s why they call him TEDDY BEND HER ASS DOWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!

 

By feitelberg posted October 30th, 2014 at 2:28 PM

Last Minute Costume Ideas That Some Chick Will Probably Think Is Funny And Might Sleep With You For

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If you think some girl out there isn’t banging a dude this Halloween because he has a “hilarious” Tinder costume on, you’re mistaken.

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 2:16 PM

The Only Brady vs Manning Question That Matters

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With another week of Tom Brady vs Peyton Manning talk upon us, I could do what I did last year at this time, use their career Tale of the Tape numbers to make the case that what they’ve done in head-to-head games is no more a “rivalry” than the Death Star had a rivalry with Alderaan. But this year the pro-Manning, Heavy Peyton zealots keep pointing to the AFC Championship Game as proof positive their guy is the better quarterback. And I will concede that Manning pitched a Madison Bumgarner-caliber gem last year. Which is to say, once Wes Welker carried out his Code Red on Aqib Talib, Manning did a better job of hitting his receivers against a depleted Pats defense (missing Talib, Mayo, Wilfork, Spikes, Kelley, et al) than Brady did throwing to Mathew Mulligan and Austin Collie against a healthy Denver defense in Spring-like conditions at Mile High. And the Lamar Hunt Trophy Manning won looks just like every other team’s Lamar Hunt Trophy, so good for him.

But making the case that one game validates the Manning-over-Brady argument or citing passing records to make the case he’s been a better quarterback overall is missing the way more valid question. The whole “debate” boils down to this:

Who’s career would you rather have?

Try something right now. Walk down a staircase in reverse saying The Lord’s Prayer backwards. And if what they told me on sleepovers in 6th grade is true, when you get to the bottom of the stairs, Satan should be standing there. (WARNING: Do NOT attempt this.) Now let’s say Lucifer asks for your soul and in exchange he’ll make you an NFL quarterbacking legend. And he offers you two options: You could have Manning’s career, or you could have Brady’s. By that standard, it’s not even close.

Consider the standards by which we really value QBs. Not cumulative stats or touchdown totals, but the numbers that separate the good ones from the greats and the greats from the GOATs. For example:

Quarterbacks should be winners:

Manning: 184-86 .681 +98

Brady: 172-53 .764 +119

By comparison, only five other QBs in history have more than 119 wins total. And Brady is that many wins over .500. Joe Montana used to be considered the greatest winner of all time. He won 39 fewer regular season games than Brady does right now with one more loss.

Quarterbacks should put points on the board:

Manning over his career: 27.2 PPG

Brady over his career: 28.0 PPG

And before your “but Brady’s teams had better defense and Special Teams” Acid Reflux kicks in, the Patriots’ non-offensive TDs have averaged 1.4 per season more than Manning’s Indy/Denver teams. So the difference is negligible.

Quarterbacks need to be good Late & Clutch:

Passer ratings when trailing with under 4:00 to go:

Manning: 76.7

Brady: 83.4

Passer ratings when trailing with under 2:00 to go:

Manning: 60.7

Brady: 80.3

Overtime:

Manning: 45.0

Brady: 97.8

Quarterbacks should be Late & Clutch in the postseason:

Game-winning drives in the playoffs (since 1960):

Manning: 1. Tied for 29th most all time

Brady: 7. The most all time

Note: Mark Sanchez has 2.

Quarterbacks should play well in the Super Bowl:

Manning: 3 Super Bowls, 3 TDs, 4 INTs, 81.0 Passer Rating

Brady: 5 Super Bowls, 9 TDs, 2 INTs, 93.8 Passer Rating

Brady’s lowest Super Bowl Passer Rating was 82.5 with 1 TD and no picks against the Giants in ’07.  Manning has been lower than that 2-out of-3 times. So for all the Brady haters clinging to this notion he only won Super Bowls on the backs of his defense and played like garbage in the two losses, everything you know and believe is wrong. And while you’re buying your special Peyton 510 Touchdowns commemorative gold coins from Franklin Mint, realize at his current pace, he’ll have to play another 34 years to tie Brady in Super Bowl TDs.

I could go on, but every schoolkid know the rest. Brady’s record 18 postseason wins. Manning’s record 12 postseason losses. The EIGHT times Peyton’s been one & done in the playoffs, four times when his team had a bye as the #1 or # 2 seed. People love to compare this “rivalry” to Bird-Magic, but it’s much more accurate to call it Russell-Chamberlain. Or to keep it even more local, David Ortiz-Ted Williams. One has all the great moments and huge production in the clutch while winning rings, the other has all the records. If you’d choose a career of putting up numbers over being one of the great winners of all time, as far as I’m concerned, you’re already in Hell. @JerryThornton1

[h/t to @footballfacts and @PatriotsSB49]

PS.  Seriously, don’t try that Lord’s Prayer trick.  The idea freaks me out.

 

By Jerry Thornton posted October 30th, 2014 at 1:43 PM

This New Nike Lebron Ad Has Officially Made Me Hate The Entire City of Cleveland

 

 

First things first.  Let’s forget the fact that I was 1,000 percent right about why Bron Bron went back to Cleveland.  That it has nothing to do with his love of the city and everything to do with him recaputuring the spotlight and making himself the center of attention again.  It gave ESPN a reason to do Lebron Sportscenter 24/7.   It gave Nike a reason to make these vomit inducing commercials.   It’s all about Bron Bron redefining the narrative of his career and making himself into Jesus Christ.   I’m not even exaggerating either.   He’s positioning himself as the Savior of Cleveland.   Who cares if he’s the guy who burnt the city to the ground in the first place?  But none of that is the point of this blog.

Instead I need to make an official statement.  Lebron has now made me DESPISE the entire city of Cleveland.   I don’t even know how that’s possible.  Like how do you hate such a pathetic city?   A city that never wins at anything and is a universal laughing stock?  How do you hate a city like that?  Well the answer is by letting Lebron waltz into this city that he broke and then watching these peons hoist him up on their shoulders again.  Have some spine.  Have some backbone.  Have some dignity.   It’s disgusting to watch.   If you can’t respect yourself than neither can I.  All this Bron Bron Cleveland lovefest shit makes me want to puke.    It makes my blood boil.   It makes me despise everybody in that pathetic wretched city.   The Cavs are now my least favorite team in the NBA.  I hate the Browns.  I hate the Indians.  I think I may even hate Johnny Football.   That’s how bad it’s gotten. I’m glad the city is bankrupt.   I am actively rooting against them not only in sports but in life.   Lebron did this to you.  He’s made a mockery of you yet again and you don’t even realize it.

By elpresidente posted October 30th, 2014 at 1:07 PM

This Ebola Nurse Breaking Quarantine On A Bike Ride Is Hysterical

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(Source) — Sometimes you just gotta ride. A Maine nurse defied orders from the state that she remain in her home under quarantine over Ebola fears when she took a bike ride with her boyfriend on Thursday morning. Kaci Hickox, 33, who recently returned to the U.S. after treating Ebola patients in west Africa, has come under fire from the state of Maine after refusing to comply with a voluntary in-home quarantine. Hickox has repeatedly said she will not abide by the state’s requests that she remain quarantined in her home for 21 days and made that intention quite clear by leaving her home on Thursday — on a bicycle.

 

 

 

Look I hate this lady. If the state tells you to hang out in the house for a few weeks so you don’t turn everyone’s guts into liquid then just fucking do it. I know you think all the proper precautions have been taken and you’re symptom free, but that NYC doctor thought the same thing before he rode the subway all over the city like a movie villain trying to spread the plague. Turns out he was wrong. So just shut up and watch some Netflix on the couch, it’s really not that hard. But, even hating this lady, I can admit this is hysterical. Breaking out of fake jail on a Huffy, blowing past all the news crews and police yelling “TRY AND STOP ME, COPPERS!” like an old timey movie villain is hilarious. I’m picturing a line of cops chasing her all over the place, like OJ or ET as she pedals around with her intestines leaking out of her ass. Sure I think this lady should have been shot when she walked out of the house, but I can still admit this is a ridiculous and hysterical scene.

By feitelberg posted October 30th, 2014 at 12:13 PM
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