Does This Look Like The Face of A Woman Who Would Bite Her Boyfriend’s Tongue Off

Daily Mail – A woman bit off her boyfriend’s tongue after asking him for a kiss on his birthday, a court heard. Tracy Davies sank her teeth in after telling Mark Coghill that she loved him, a jury heard. Mr Coghill, 45, who met Davies through a local newspaper’s lonely hearts advert, then watched in horror as she took the severed organ from her mouth and dropped it on the floor, prosecutors said. Afterwards, when police arrived, Davies, 40, is said to have handed it to officers in a small plastic bag before saying: ‘We had a domestic and I bit his tongue off, here it is.’… when police arrested her, [she told] officers: ‘You’re joking!’

… And when asked by police what happened, Mr. Goghill said “Unh umm mumma uhuhnnna…” Sorry. In a violent crime such as this, I’m always reluctant to blame the victim. But in this case, how can you not? This was a triumph of optimism over common sense if ever I’ve seen one. Just look at Tracy Davies in this picture and tell me she doesn’t look like she’s going to bite a tongue off at the first opportunity. Slipping a tongue between this woman’s teeth is no different than one of those videos you see on Animal Planet where some reckless buffoon hops the safety fence at the zoo and gets mauled by a polar bear. It’s hard to whip up a ton of sympathy for someone who takes foolish risks like French kissing the lonely hearts British version of Estelle Costanza. Frankly I think he got off easy by only losing a tongue. He should be grateful she didn’t over him a birthday BJ. So while I feel a bit bad for the guy, the bottom line is if you stick your head in a gator’s mouth, don’t come crying to me if you get bitten.