America Fuck Yeah
The hottest shirt straight off the presses…..I wore this to Atlantic City Foam and chicks were literally raping me because of it. Figured we’d put em on sale right in time for the Olympics. Same pattern all the way around the shirt. Stars and stripes forever. Starfish and Stoole forever. It does cost more than our other tanks because it’s a more expensive shirt to make, but you won’t be complaining when babes are literally clawing each other’s eyes out to get to you. They are 100% polyester and won’t shrink. And if you want to see what the shirt looks on somebody who isn’t a professional model so you know you’re not getting scammed here it is…
why in the shit would i buy a shitty polyester tank for 30 bucks. polyester? are you insane?
$29 prez? Do we get a handie from First Lady too? Jewfuck
Pan back and show us the smoke on each arm, Pageviews. Hotties sell tank tops, not pink, puffy old man guts.
29 dollars HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
was the face attached to the pair of tits on the right too ugly to show?
For 29$ it better come with a rack like that too
Moron, the field of stars is suppose to be on the left side for the person viewing it – your right. Your a joke.
Topher you are a fucking idiot
cant wait for this tank top phase to die out. people you look like idiots wearing these things. Go to fucking LA if you want to wear them
topher – i agree with you, that looks like shit and it’s not even correct… could even be considered offensive
not true topher… just imagine the flag rotated 90 degrees clockwise…as it is on the shirt. moron
Nothing says “I’m trying way too hard to be cool” like a $29 tank top.
Also, it’s very adorable how pres uses the word ‘literally’ like a 15-year-old girl.
topher the stripes on the shirt are vertical not horizontal, why don’t you take a picture of a flag and rotate it 90 degrees dipshit
i just think its disrespectful not to have the stars and to have the lame starfish on it. dont understand that branding right there at all. shouldve just stuck with the stools if anything.
“right in time for the plympics.” So whoever orders this joke should have it in the mail in time for Rio in 2016?
secgtion7, exactly what I thought.
Sheesh, at least crop out less of the tits, you bastard. You’re going balder, by the way..
yeah Topher you fn redcoat
EP, did you eat some bad shellfish in AC? You look like you’re about to shit your pants. Regardless, I like the design. Keep up the good work and soon you’ll have a fake internet worth of $2,000,030.
Topher is auctually right you fucking morons
You should really get the sleeve monster out of the office, he’s really killing your sales
Topher is correct you dumb fucks! Get a clue.
Section 7: When displayed either horizontally or vertically against a wall, the union should be uppermost and to the flag’s own right, that is, to the observer’s left. When displayed in a window, the flag should be displayed in the same way, with the union or blue field to the left of the observer in the street.
“The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.”
El Pres you’re top moron and you’d be better off selling the rainbow flag.
Are you wearing your pajamas ???
Quit trying to be 18 again you washup penny-pincher.
I would literally rather kill myself than go out in public with this shit stain of a shirt.
Pres you look like a patriotic fat Kirk Cameron
Nice tits on the right. Bunch of gayballls talking about how lame tanks are. Bitches love Em
Ya I’m with topher looks like shot with the stars on paigeviews left should be on the fat Jews right. Wait
A second are those stools and starfish. Communist!!!!!!!!!
you guys complaining about the shirt are faggots. its a fucking barstool shirt not our great country’s flag. get a life you stupid holier than thou cocksuckers. and if you’re arguing about how the flag should be displayed like slainte7, you suck on nutsacks.
your nose looks like its coming right out of my computer screen.
Compliment you polyester wife beater with tres chic stars and stripes sweat pants, coming soon from the “Ugly Amurican” collection
Do the turtles on your shorts signify your pertruding neck?
Why do you always look like you shit your pants in pictures? It’s actually pretty amusing. The old davey pageviews “I think I shit my pants” smile.
El Dickolas Cage. You gotta be a Narp to buy PortNOY’s homo shirt. http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24428153&parentid=M_APP_BASICS_TANKS
-EL Dickolas Cage… You gotta be a Narp to buy PortNOYS faggy shirt. http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24428153&parentid=M_APP_BASICS_TANKS
The stars are always supposed to be in the top left corner when a flag is displayed.. i can’t get past that.. you look like a fucking clown.
Does it come in a hypo-allergenic poly-cotton blend?
if anyone likes pres’ shorts…new website called krass and funnel has sick ones like that. use the promo “KF2009″ for 20% off…i know you jews will eat that shit up
Yes, Topher is correct. But fuck him and the douchebag that cited “Section 7.” Guess what assclowns – the barstools are inaccurate as well – supposed to be stars. Jesus Christ.
Does it come with the time stamp? can I get that in blue?
This is fucking terrible. If you’re looking for a funny patriotic tank, there’s a few good ones here:
http://rowdygentleman.com/collections/tanks
did you really have to crop your picture? shit pres is turning into a college chick.
Hey Prez, the American Flag doesnt have barstools and starfish on it. You idiot, its sposed to just be stars and stripes. Listen to you assholes arguing about the fuckin 90 degree rotation of a tank top. And how about the dick that said this can be considered “offensive”. Its a tank top, buttholes.
El, it appears the ol’ schnozzola could use a couple bottles of sunscreen.
Hitler was right
i actually didn’t know that slainte, i guess ill go eat a dick sandwich. and yeah fuck us for having a relative argument on a comment section, we should be making the same prez is fat jokes as everybody else.
4th of July would have been a smart time to release these, people would have purchased them to be the dickhead at the cookouts
Ummmmmmmmm…………to the person actually wearing the tank top, the field of blue IS on the left, as it should be. Not that anyone other than Prez is gonna wear one.
@Fucknuts, dont knock polyester, it doesnt shrink and is light as fuck. I wouldn’t buy a 70′s style polyester suit but a shirt is ok, just not this shirt.
I hate your face… I know that… I don’t hate you but I definitely hate your face
i can tell from his boner that he nose these tanks suck
one of the worst mouths i’ve ever seen
FRIAR STOOLIE – Krass & Funnel shorts are the dooshiest possible article of clothing I’ve ever seen. 40$ for a pair of gym shorts with cute lil lobsters designed by some semi autistic, delusional, wanna be lax bro, but frat Bro’s? I think I’ll raw dog a wood chiPper instead.
That shirt would look better if you bleached it and threw it in the fucking garbage!
I like how people bitch about the flag and not disrespecting it yet most of you don’t support the war or our troops. Pick a side and stick to it, or GTFO.
By the way EP you should send me one. I don’t think any other’s in my unit here are stoolies but I could use a tank for when I get done with my missions. Its pretty fuckin hot in Afghan-land.
I will never give you one cent of my hard earned money, you fat, doughy heeb.
It’s gotta be bad enough being your nose without getting sunburned to fuck. Nothing like drawing some attention to that honk.
Nice wife beater. . . makes me want to cruise Revre Beach looking for Snooki types to beat.
that tanks faggy
id rather be seen blowing sailors at 5$ a pop than wear that fuckin thing