How’d you miss this one Pres?
Dear Bitch Face,
I don’t know what to do with you. Everyday people are sending me pictures of you doing your little bitch face move and dressing like you are 21 years old. Just wearing push up bras and doing the Dougie like it ain’t no thing. Trying to get me all Chris Hanson’d and shit. Listen that dress is flat out inappropriate for a 16 year old. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it. Well I’m sick and tired of it. Stop acting like you are of legal age. You’re not. Slow down. Take a deep breath. You’re still a kid. Get back to me in 4 years when you go to Rio. I’ll be waiting with bells on. But until then I got to pretend you don’t exist. Just not worth the headache.