An Open Letter To Bitch Face
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How’d you miss this one Pres?
Dear Bitch Face,
I don’t know what to do with you. Everyday people are sending me pictures of you doing your little bitch face move and dressing like you are 21 years old. Just wearing push up bras and doing the Dougie like it ain’t no thing. Trying to get me all Chris Hanson’d and shit. Listen that dress is flat out inappropriate for a 16 year old. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it. Well I’m sick and tired of it. Stop acting like you are of legal age. You’re not. Slow down. Take a deep breath. You’re still a kid. Get back to me in 4 years when you go to Rio. I’ll be waiting with bells on. But until then I got to pretend you don’t exist. Just not worth the headache.
Peace out
Prezzy
No comments? Alright, I’ll say it. I don’t care, I’d pound the living dog shit out of her.
shes only 16? FUUUUU guess i gotta delete my history….
Kid in the grey shirt in the 2nd pic on the right is absolutely killing the bitch face. Actually, I’d say he’s on par with the Prep School Face.
Me two horton, I’d crush Menunos.
I’ll say it. I don’t care. Aly Raisman looks like a dude.
Forget the Dougie. Better watch out, or Menounos will teach her the famous beach dance known as the Beef Flap.
http://www.rapeculture.com
is it just me or does menunios have a beer gut
16 is legal in MA idiot
This letter reminded me of when Pauly cut off Henry
@ revnathanhortonheat….Preach brother, preach
also i would do nasty nasty things to bitchface
16 is legal correct?
Why is she full of dog shit?
Get back to you in 4 years? I don’t get it. Are you inviting her to your 40th birthday party?
Bitch face probley already has a sybian hidden underneath her bed and has a set of Olympic dildo’s lined up to sell
That’s not Aly Raisman you pillow biter
Anal isn’t statutory right? Think she likes anal like Maria?
And mitch spot on with the Goodfellas reference
@Numero Two that kid in the gray shirt is also nailing the Andy Samberg look.
Put those tits away you enabler.
She likes it dark. I can tell.
by hortonhearsawoo, everyone else is thinking the exact same thing no matter what they say
She could balance on my beam any day of the week.
Everything I’ve read says she is 18 years old. Might need to get your facts straight. http://usagym.org/pages/athletes/athleteListDetail.html?id=97680
obliviousone – hilarious. And ok, their 15 minutes of fame was over like 12 minutes ago. Time for a sex tape.
Yea I hear you Prez, this chick is just wayyyyyy to big of headache, better not go near her. Do you have any more pictures of Tom Brady’s kids dick though?
Maria Menounos has to be the most annoying person on the planet (followed closely by Ernie Boch Jr.) right? Whatever the newest trend (Tebowing, now bitch face) is she’ll hop on it just to keep her name in the news. She’s not a celebrity she’s a fucking reporter working on a shitty Tv show that covers people who are barely celebrities themselves. Now get naked or go away you insignificant cunt
@ bostonscarry – The subject of this post, McKayla Maroney, is 16.
Im sorry, who are these people again and why should i care?
Menounos is rocking that gunt.
A gunt + a dude face = overrated
corylidleflymehome…as you so astutely pointed out Maria is on a shitty tv show that covers people who are barely celebrities…then you bitch about how she hops on some trend a pseudo celebrity started…kind of her job bro
What’s that old saying? If there’s grass on the field, play? Yeah. That’s it. There’s grass on that field, so play ball, Prezzy.
@corylidleflymehome – I was going to say how annoying this shit is but you got my thoughts all typed out already. These trends are the reason I got off of facebook I couldn’t look at one more picture of someone Tebowing or taking a picture of them “holding” the sun, basically doing the same exact shit as everyone else. If celebrities started wearing deer antlers on their heads people would all follow like sheep and wear then as well.
Da Bitch Face is going to be an absolute goddess.
well that’s embarrassing…
by jackofspades on August 29, 2012 at 12:07 pm
Actually I think her job is to cover these fucking nitwits, not copy them
Both of them practice Greek gymnastics regularly.
Bostonscarry that is McKayla Maroney not Aly Raisman. McKayla will be 17 in December
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McKayla_Maroney
no it’s to do exactly what she does…be goofy, “funny”, and try and hype up their schtick…it’s puff piece tv…sucking celebrities’ ego’s dicks
If I had a consent form signed and notarized by her, her parents and a Jewish lawyer, I would do her in her mouth and vagina.
Why are commenters whining about whether she is a celebrity or not? The question is whether she is fuckable and how much her age matters when she looks and acts like a 23 year old. I think Pageviews should friend her and make her a smokeshow. Barstool is all about pushing the envelope.
Was that a stunt double on DWTS? Menuonos looking very Caucasian in this clip.
@bostonscarry she lives down the street from me and she’s for sure 16
16?!?!? Damn way too old for me- and she def likes black guys
16?!?!? Damn way too old for me- and she def likes black guys
whos the more pathetic person in their 30′s pretending to be young? menounoflaps or dicknose portobelly
Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not Aly Raisman, who is 18. It’s that Mulroney chick and she is 16.
She’s only 16 years old and already making Menounos look ugly by comparison
prezzy – nose fuck her!
i would statutory rape her no questions asked
16 is legal you fucking dummy. Also, Menounos is annoying me now.
shes gonna be so bangable soon. menouous is a douche.
Wow, put me in the middle of those two in a gymnasty competition. God, please.
kid in the black shirt has the best view and he’s on his cell phone? he better be prepping for upskirts or he has a major case of the gay.
oh, and the long hair hides the ridiculous neck and delt muscles.