And Here Is Tom Brady And Wes Welker’s Derby Day Outfits
Looks like Brady kind of has a gay Iceman look going here. I actually don’t hate it. Needs a belt though. Men wear belts. Always. I’d still throw it in him. Not sure what Wes is trying accomplish though. Bro time to go to Miltons.


Que the pres is gay and Milton’s sucks comments
Fresh outfit!
clockwork orange
Son of a bitch. We’re never gonna win another super bowl.
elshnoz just begging for another Welker tweet-out… pandering, pathetic
Who’s the tall guy next to Brady?
Tom’s hair is entering a recession
Hey woodhead, You do know “que” isn’t a word right.
Like 6 playoff games today and you’re blogging about Tom Brady’s fucking CLOTHES and beiber dripping sex. Why do I read this blog? Don’t know why you fired Jenna, she does exactly what you do but better…
Atleast pres got them right this time
you really think Tom Brady would let you have butt sex with him? You’re more delusional than I thought.
what the hell is that thing called under toms tie knot?
alphapsi with possibly the worst insult that could ever be said to pres.
Que haha. you should be an editor for Barstool
Miltons is terrible
elprez the reason he isn’t wearing a belt is because he’s wearing pants that adjust at the waist like tuxedo pants thus omitting the use of a belt. having said that i agree a belt would have gone a long way to break up all that white. brady no longer has a forehead but a five head. welker simply looks like a mess.
dangerzone it’s called a collar bar, if you watch boardwalk empire nucky is always wearing one. it doesn’t look too bad except for the fact that brady’s knot is as weak as his knee.
this concludes today’s fashion lesson.
Frederik Ecklund?
@ireadblogs, I see what you did there. Gave me a good laugh.
Thats the look my uncle gave me when he snuck into my room at night
Still can’t get that fucking taste outta my mouth
Brady is wearing the David Copperfield spring collection.
If its possible for Welker to look worse, Milton’s would make it happen. What an awful, awful store.
looks like he’s wearing a belt… except that the belt is also white.
@notharry…: terrific fashion pointers & well presented; that said…”like tuxedo pants” & should be worn w/tux jacket, no; this look is awful. Five-head call is priceless, as is the weak knot-knee. Re: Collarbar/BE reference: Nucky was style-in’ when, 1920′s AC, am I right? Not a particularly good Derby-look and welker, is well, is just a very short, hot mess.
Notharrypotter is a pretentious douche, i like the moron who said “que” more. And dangerzone was referring to brady’s dick when he said the thing about the bottom of the tie.
look at wes, just killing it. “frankie, the noodles are in the pot and they’re boilin’…BOILIN’, i tell ya!”
What McLovin said…
Brady may be a registered homosexual, but he’s the best registered homosexual QB in the NFL.
Welker’s outfit is obviously sarcastic. He knows everyone in Boston busts on Brady for his outfits, so he figured he’d turn it up to 11 with the pink pants.
black shirt = white trash. black tie = white trash X2. They both look like massive tools. At least no one can joke about Brady pitching and Welker catching after the last Superbowl……
rexryanworkout he said under toms tie know but you probably stopped reading after “under tom”, which is obviously where you would like to be. sorry we don’t all walk around dressed like jay cutler, haters gonna hate rexryanworkout gonna go suck some guys taint.
Gotta love people that bash EP and Barstool, but nonetheless are on here all the time even on Sundays when people know he rarely even posts anything.
nothing says certifiable dong smoker quite like a black tie, black dress shirt combo or a fedora, vest combo
What the hell was Welker thinking
We need gaystoolie’s input on this on.
actually GQ says you dont have to wear a belt if the pants fit you correctly…FAGS!
Its the Kentucky Derby, everyone knows you’re supposed to dress like a complete clown there, so I dont see why people are ripping Welker
Brady’s right up there with Charlie Sheen in Major League 2 and Balboa in Rocky III. No hunger. I hope Ryan Mallet is back in Foxboro lifting with Chandler Jones.
I remember these two guys from that crucial play from the Super Bowl back in February.
Welkers look at least has some sarcasm to it..brady looks like a balding waiter.
He looks like Karl Largerfeld. I bet he likes boys
I fully understand why fans of the other 31 NFL teams hate the Patriots.
Pure jealousy.
All of their wives wanna fuck Tom Brady.
We got swag on top of swag.
cum everywhere.
You think the swap girls,
Looks like Brady was the receiver this weekend.
You see a guy dressed like Brady here outside a restaurant and you toss your keys at him assuming he parks cars. Terrible.
go giants.
Faggot’s.