Asshole Tattoos Are All the Rage
Browardpalmbeach – The 17th-annual South Florida Tattoo Expo was held at the Marriott Hotel, Golf Club & Convention Center at Heron Bay in Coral Springs over the weekend. The event featured hot music, hot cars, burlesque shows, and plenty of ink. Our video staff (led by our County Grind music blog editor, Liz Tracy) hit the expo and discovered the latest tattoo trend that is about to take the nation by storm: getting your asshole tatted up.
You want to know something weird. The thing that caught me most off guard during this white trash diva video was not the actual act of of her getting her asshole tatted up. It wasn’t watching her smoke a butt, do shots and virtually have an orgasm as her anus got demolished. Nope for some reason it was when she said “22 Deuce Deuces!” Like I literally spit out my coffee at that point and I wasn’t even drinking any. Just struck me as really funny for some reason. Deuce Deuces! Like I think I’m just going to start dropping that on people for no reason. It’s gonna be my new calling card. Pump fist with a Deuce Deuces! And the fact I’m quoting a girl with an asshole tattoo makes it that much better. Done and done.
PS – I hate tattoos on chicks but if a chick wanted to get a “Davey Pageviews” asshole tattoo I wouldn’t hate on her for it. Deuce Deuces!
This isn’t new. Every tattoo I’ve ever seen has been on an asshole.
mcmurphy A+
McMurphy BOOM, ROASTED! give this kid a blog
would you raw dog her?
that chick legitimately looks like tuukka rask
If getting your asshole tattooed is cool, consider me Miles Davis, deuces deuces
raw dog all day Blackandgold
I guarantee you she can suck a cock like davey can get pageviews.
i want that tat wrapped around my cock
Save it, Rexisfat. We can already tell.
@mcmurphy Winner
This chick strikes me as someone who collects hepatitis.
I’m pretty sure that’s business expense for her and thus fully deductable.
I would let her carve the turkey at my parents house on Thanksgiving.
Asshole tats. So hot right now. Asshole tats.
I heard she’s got two broken dicks to her name.
neil’s mom
I’d give her a mushroom tattoo
mcmurphy and fenway pesky pole for the win
I can see this (asshole art?) chick on a future blog “does this look like the face of a chick who set fire to her boyfriends trailer because of crystal meth?”
mcMurphy wins the barstool Olympics!!!!
i had two guys names on it.
Tattoo’s on women are horrible. If she’s an ugly chick, who cares, she’s ugly. If she’s beautiful, she’s already a work of art. Saw a smokeshow yesterday in the Seaport in a beautiful sundress. Stunning. When she turned to get on the bus I saw she had a tat the size of a cantaloupe on the side of her perfect leg at the thigh. Why? If it wasn’t for asshole boyfriends talking these beauties into it, they would still be perfect, but with this one my woody sagged. Shame.
Haha I see it. Two U’s, Two K’s, Two Deuces
If you look really closely, the name reads “rexisfat”….
Big Cat did it better chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/so-i-guess-butthole-tattoos-are-the-new-in-thing Put him in charge of Chi blog. Neil is terrible.
What a trashy bitch.
What kind of trailer park slut goes topless to get a balloon knot tat? Totally classless.
Great parenting job
Jesus the Mayans are right.
Lets hope this charmer/anal virgin’s dad is not living.
someone give her the ‘Whore of the Year’ award!
Really poetic words there from a guy named 3pink2stink.
that is the most hideous deadtooth i have ever seen
i bet her breath smells like she was nibbling on little pieces of shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Sez8VR7Zc
comment section should have been closed after mcmurphy
Getting a tattoo is pretty much announcing to the world: I love making stupid decisions. Please don’t take me serious.
cocaine is a hell of a drug
“Permanent reminder of a temporary feeling” — Jimmy Buffet
Not sure what it is, but this girl 100% does it for me. Would love to play a game of “pin the tail on the honkey” with her. And by tail, I mean my c0ck.
I’d hit it in the tat
For all of you that want to stick it in the bung hole. Let me remind you that this skank has bubonic plague.
deuce deuces… new favorite term