Pizza reviews never sleep. Not even on vacation…
(Thanks to Ack Surf for the board shorts)
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Im going to start calling you EL EPHANTE
sneaky just an ad
You are a slob.
How do you get your entire torso to undulate like that?
You can take a breath while you eat.
appeasing the readers with the pizza review, sticking to your jewish roots with the ad. well played portnose
“one bite, everybody knows the rules. I’m just gonna have 50 bites cus i’m a beached fucking whale”
Pizza reviews never fail…always make a miserable Monday better
Does Sales Guy vacation with you and Renee?
Why do you constantly say “one bite and review”? You took about 16 bites you pig.
If you listen closely you can hear a mother saying, “Stay away from the fat man with the pizza, Johnny”
My GOD that pizza looks like shit
only thing worse than eating pizza on the beach is running before eating pizza on the beach
Can’t take your reviews seriously cause who the fuck orders plain cheese pizza.
looks like a gull at Kelly’s
One bite? Really? Fucking pig
One bite=whole slice el fat fuck
not sure what these guys are talking about, you are pretty ripped.
Nice neck action Pres. Looked like a baby bird scarfing down worms
apparently 1 normal human bite = 7 Pres bites.
1 bite…. I saw like 7
Pres, I don’t know what your definition of “one bite” is, but that certainly was not it.
Solid use of the Baywatch theme, your tits bounce exactly like Pam Anderson’s.
Well done, Pres. Well done.
wow for some reason i really want to buy some ack surf board shorts right now…
I hate that these videos make me laugh as much as they do…you’re a fucking trip Portnoy
our definitions of 1 bite are unbelievably different
Funniest post all day. Not even close
Boston Strong bought me a vacation! 250K raised but we have a check for 230k elprez give no elfucks
If you haven’t figured out Pres trolling methods by now than this whole website is lost on you.
Why do you constantly say “one bite and review”? That was at a bare minimum 12 bites you pig.
that made up for
Pippen!?! Pippen!?! Did you eat the dog too you fat fuck?
bro try 6 bites
you had to have purposely taken 10 bites after you said one bite right? please tell me that was intentional
that made up for last week. funniest video in a while. troll on playa!
If I saw you running like, I would have form tackled you 60 yards into the ocean.
Sales Guy sniffed those ACK Surf board shorts before he washed them for you back at the house.
Pres almost choking at :52 and :56
El Prez Belly Review: Infinity
11 second run= 44 yards
when the fuck does SEVEN BITES count as one….Fuck Pres….more running less eating
What kind of lunatic brings an entire fucking pizza to the beach?
There once was a jew on nantucket…
you continuous “one bite” comment dudes are the fucking worst, you know he does it now on purpose for you fuckin idiots
Word to the wise: saying “one bite” and then taking six is the joke. Also this vid made me want pizza. Fucking Pres.
Ah, the summer smells of the ocean, sun tan lotion, pizza, and 40-year old gunt sweat.
isn’t this like your 3rd straight week of vacay?
I wish I didn’t find you so fucking funny, but I do
Does sales guy sleep in between you and Renee or whoever films your videos?
He definitely took more than one bite. What does everyone else think? Leave your comments.
There once was a Jew on Nantucket; with a pizzer so greasy he had to suck it; he said with a grin while wiping his chin; at least it’s not cum so fuck it.
Your hair hates you.
Do you even Ack bro? Everyone knows Sophie T’s is the best pizza on the island
looks like the crossfit has been paying off.
blows my mind that some of you idiots still don’t get portnose’s trolling habits.
pi pizza blows that place away.
It was funny when you took more than one bite because you’re a fat fuck….get it?
Steamboat pizza is an absolute 0. Only a starving animal or someone shilling for them would enoy it.
I’m ashamed to admit that I am near 100% in guessing pres’s scores for pizza based on his facial expression while he chews.
do you say “pizzer” on purpose?
Who the fuck would spend $70 on those board shorts??
Gotta love the m’rons getting upset about his “one bite” schtick.
“1 bite, score” followed by 5 bites is definitely done on purpose for added comments. Typical Pageviews.
Will Antonios in Amherst be reviewed? It should be.
californiacoast, the ‘cheese pizzer’ thing is an east coast thing. For fear of eating pork – read jewish thing -the only other choice is mushrooms.
you run like you just took it in the anus!
8 bites. HARDOOOOOO
pizzeria regina review? original north end location of course
Now I know where Fietelberg got his titties from!!
MV>Nantucket..too many bro faggots on nantucket
That’s 8 bites if your counting at home
Pizza @ the beach = Savage
The fact you didn’t eat shit into the ocean at the end makes the whole thing kinda a letdown. Do it for the story, ya heeb.
“One bite and score” proceeds to eat half the fucking piece
Do they make that bathing suit in adult sizes?
That pizza looks absolutely disgusting and yet it’s still more appealing than watching Pres prance down the beach like David Hasseljew
Everyone is freaking out cuz he took more than a bite. Maybe just loosen up and laugh at it. You’ll all feel better
Sooooo funny I rofled!!!!!
Renee said “you definitely are NOT the man from Nantucket” …..
How many people can post 1 bite? You guys are fucking dumb
God i fucking love pizza reviews. Laughed so hard i almost cried when he scarfed down 1/2 the damn thing all at once
Why would you use the bay watch theme? Didn’t hasselhoff’s grandfather kill your relatives?
Pete Sir review
I can’t believe I just spent one minute of my life watching a Jew smut peddler shove pizza in his maw…. I need to reevalute my priorities. I did however, lol.
I was waiting for that pizza box to fall in the ocean.
There once was a Jew on Nantucket, whose nose was so long he could fuck it. He married a horse (a non-jew, of course), named Renee who ate oats from a bucket.
too bad they don’t allow Jews at the Beach Club at Phillips beach or Tedesco….you could save a whole lotta money running a Captain’s pizza box
Ok we get it. El Pres said one bite and he took more than one bite. Do we really need 37 comments saying the same thing?
Of course the pizza reviews don’t sleep. This and the “Ack surf” shit are how you put Renee on the payroll and make your vacation tax deductible in one pass.
The Jew knows. The Jew knows, indeed.
exactly Redsoxfan, he does it on purpose to stoke the fire and get the commentors going, you tards. Mogul performance 101
Mogul 101 is dead on. Knowing after he says 1 bite score 3 times, then taking 8 bites…it gets a bunch of unfunny idiots to chime in. Original jokes everywhere. Hilarious review though.
What a tool!
Never thought I’d see someone with a full pie on the beach, let alone eating a slice right where the waves hit the sand. Hahahahah pres you slay me
I LOVE the one bite rule. Just so clutch.
prez absolutely redefining the word ‘bite’. great work on this one
Pres you are a lot funnier when your stupidity is not forced and comes naturally. God your such a puppet
Stoolies on theyre A game with these comments
If I had the choice between drowning or being saved by pres, I’d be pick drowning – never live that shit down.
almost more bounce than pamela back in her beach days..almost
How is 1 bite turn into 4? Pres follow you’re own rules!
Gotta say, you and I have identical first bites
Was 8 the score or how many bites you took for your “1 bite”
How long is this fucking vacation?
I have had Steamboat Pizza on Nantucket…very good stuff… no fucking around.
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