Pizza reviews never sleep. Not even on vacation…
(Thanks to Ack Surf for the board shorts)
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I have had Steamboat Pizza on Nantucket…very good stuff… no fucking around.
How long is this fucking vacation?
Was 8 the score or how many bites you took for your “1 bite”
Gotta say, you and I have identical first bites
How is 1 bite turn into 4? Pres follow you’re own rules!
almost more bounce than pamela back in her beach days..almost
If I had the choice between drowning or being saved by pres, I’d be pick drowning – never live that shit down.
Stoolies on theyre A game with these comments
Pres you are a lot funnier when your stupidity is not forced and comes naturally. God your such a puppet
prez absolutely redefining the word ‘bite’. great work on this one
I LOVE the one bite rule. Just so clutch.
Never thought I’d see someone with a full pie on the beach, let alone eating a slice right where the waves hit the sand. Hahahahah pres you slay me
What a tool!
Mogul 101 is dead on. Knowing after he says 1 bite score 3 times, then taking 8 bites…it gets a bunch of unfunny idiots to chime in. Original jokes everywhere. Hilarious review though.
exactly Redsoxfan, he does it on purpose to stoke the fire and get the commentors going, you tards. Mogul performance 101
Of course the pizza reviews don’t sleep. This and the “Ack surf” shit are how you put Renee on the payroll and make your vacation tax deductible in one pass.
The Jew knows. The Jew knows, indeed.
Ok we get it. El Pres said one bite and he took more than one bite. Do we really need 37 comments saying the same thing?
too bad they don’t allow Jews at the Beach Club at Phillips beach or Tedesco….you could save a whole lotta money running a Captain’s pizza box
There once was a Jew on Nantucket, whose nose was so long he could fuck it. He married a horse (a non-jew, of course), named Renee who ate oats from a bucket.
I was waiting for that pizza box to fall in the ocean.
I can’t believe I just spent one minute of my life watching a Jew smut peddler shove pizza in his maw…. I need to reevalute my priorities. I did however, lol.
Pete Sir review
Why would you use the bay watch theme? Didn’t hasselhoff’s grandfather kill your relatives?
God i fucking love pizza reviews. Laughed so hard i almost cried when he scarfed down 1/2 the damn thing all at once
How many people can post 1 bite? You guys are fucking dumb
Renee said “you definitely are NOT the man from Nantucket” …..
Sooooo funny I rofled!!!!!
Everyone is freaking out cuz he took more than a bite. Maybe just loosen up and laugh at it. You’ll all feel better
That pizza looks absolutely disgusting and yet it’s still more appealing than watching Pres prance down the beach like David Hasseljew
Do they make that bathing suit in adult sizes?
“One bite and score” proceeds to eat half the fucking piece
The fact you didn’t eat shit into the ocean at the end makes the whole thing kinda a letdown. Do it for the story, ya heeb.
Pizza @ the beach = Savage
That’s 8 bites if your counting at home
MV>Nantucket..too many bro faggots on nantucket
Now I know where Fietelberg got his titties from!!
pizzeria regina review? original north end location of course
8 bites. HARDOOOOOO
you run like you just took it in the anus!
californiacoast, the ‘cheese pizzer’ thing is an east coast thing. For fear of eating pork – read jewish thing -the only other choice is mushrooms.
Will Antonios in Amherst be reviewed? It should be.
“1 bite, score” followed by 5 bites is definitely done on purpose for added comments. Typical Pageviews.
Gotta love the m’rons getting upset about his “one bite” schtick.
Who the fuck would spend $70 on those board shorts??
do you say “pizzer” on purpose?
Steamboat pizza is an absolute 0. Only a starving animal or someone shilling for them would enoy it.
I’m ashamed to admit that I am near 100% in guessing pres’s scores for pizza based on his facial expression while he chews.
It was funny when you took more than one bite because you’re a fat fuck….get it?
pi pizza blows that place away.
blows my mind that some of you idiots still don’t get portnose’s trolling habits.
Do you even Ack bro? Everyone knows Sophie T’s is the best pizza on the island
looks like the crossfit has been paying off.
Your hair hates you.
There once was a Jew on Nantucket; with a pizzer so greasy he had to suck it; he said with a grin while wiping his chin; at least it’s not cum so fuck it.
He definitely took more than one bite. What does everyone else think? Leave your comments.
Does sales guy sleep in between you and Renee or whoever films your videos?
I wish I didn’t find you so fucking funny, but I do
isn’t this like your 3rd straight week of vacay?
Ah, the summer smells of the ocean, sun tan lotion, pizza, and 40-year old gunt sweat.
Word to the wise: saying “one bite” and then taking six is the joke. Also this vid made me want pizza. Fucking Pres.
you continuous “one bite” comment dudes are the fucking worst, you know he does it now on purpose for you fuckin idiots
There once was a jew on nantucket…
What kind of lunatic brings an entire fucking pizza to the beach?
when the fuck does SEVEN BITES count as one….Fuck Pres….more running less eating
11 second run= 44 yards
El Prez Belly Review: Infinity
Pres almost choking at :52 and :56
Sales Guy sniffed those ACK Surf board shorts before he washed them for you back at the house.
If I saw you running like, I would have form tackled you 60 yards into the ocean.
that made up for last week. funniest video in a while. troll on playa!
you had to have purposely taken 10 bites after you said one bite right? please tell me that was intentional
bro try 6 bites
Pippen!?! Pippen!?! Did you eat the dog too you fat fuck?
that made up for
If you haven’t figured out Pres trolling methods by now than this whole website is lost on you.
Why do you constantly say “one bite and review”? That was at a bare minimum 12 bites you pig.
Boston Strong bought me a vacation! 250K raised but we have a check for 230k elprez give no elfucks
Funniest post all day. Not even close
our definitions of 1 bite are unbelievably different
I hate that these videos make me laugh as much as they do…you’re a fucking trip Portnoy
wow for some reason i really want to buy some ack surf board shorts right now…
Well done, Pres. Well done.
Solid use of the Baywatch theme, your tits bounce exactly like Pam Anderson’s.
Pres, I don’t know what your definition of “one bite” is, but that certainly was not it.
1 bite…. I saw like 7
apparently 1 normal human bite = 7 Pres bites.
Nice neck action Pres. Looked like a baby bird scarfing down worms
not sure what these guys are talking about, you are pretty ripped.
One bite? Really? Fucking pig
One bite=whole slice el fat fuck
looks like a gull at Kelly’s
Can’t take your reviews seriously cause who the fuck orders plain cheese pizza.
only thing worse than eating pizza on the beach is running before eating pizza on the beach
My GOD that pizza looks like shit
If you listen closely you can hear a mother saying, “Stay away from the fat man with the pizza, Johnny”
Why do you constantly say “one bite and review”? You took about 16 bites you pig.
Does Sales Guy vacation with you and Renee?
Pizza reviews never fail…always make a miserable Monday better
“one bite, everybody knows the rules. I’m just gonna have 50 bites cus i’m a beached fucking whale”
appeasing the readers with the pizza review, sticking to your jewish roots with the ad. well played portnose
You can take a breath while you eat.
How do you get your entire torso to undulate like that?
sneaky just an ad
You are a slob.
Im going to start calling you EL EPHANTE
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